tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post729799304394245310..comments2023-09-23T13:36:55.955+00:00Comments on TWADDLE everyday rubbish: Who Flung Poo Is NOT An Item On The Chinky Take-Away Menu...MarmiteToastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02536695634856882487noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-57731394114287199762012-12-08T19:00:59.949+00:002012-12-08T19:00:59.949+00:00Плагины для обработки фотографий [url=http://thisn...Плагины для обработки фотографий [url=http://thisnews.ru/]this news[/url] Молодогвардейская д13/15 <br />адрес пвс 2-го отдела милиции г.Балашиха [url=http://aloudthink.ru/]aloudthink.ru[/url] электропечь муфельная лабораторная на 6л. <br />плиткорез электрический elmos 150 [url=http://xchild.ru/lunatizm/]Діти – Ікс[/url] vniiki <br />рамблер [url=http://mydepression.info/rabstvo/]mydepression.info[/url] служебный этикетAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-37805973683954399102008-11-28T14:14:00.000+00:002008-11-28T14:14:00.000+00:00~(((((Wolfie))))~ fanks, all the good wishes have ...~(((((Wolfie))))~ fanks, all the good wishes have been so appreciated by Mike and his family...xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((Mei Del))))~ :) I'll pop over proper over the weekend, once Ive gotten over this week...xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((Pl)))))~ fank you so very much....xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((((((((((((Starr))))))))))))~ dont tell anyone but I actually love the smell of stinkie farms and the cow poo LOL.... oh Ive been behind a lorry going up hill and its dropped little parcels of poo LOL........ hugs xxxxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((Casdok)))))~ fanks you, I know they are receiving all thoughts....xxxxxxxMarmiteToastyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536695634856882487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-85870602615663412872008-11-27T18:29:00.000+00:002008-11-27T18:29:00.000+00:00More Reiki for Shelley, Bob and Mike.And a very fu...More Reiki for Shelley, Bob and Mike.<BR/><BR/>And a very funny story!! :)Casdokhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497897393162856190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-33599869686738144282008-11-27T18:10:00.000+00:002008-11-27T18:10:00.000+00:00Reminds me of the dang Canadian beef haulers that ...Reminds me of the dang Canadian beef haulers that use to dump their 'load' on a step hill that comes into/goes out of a little berg called Bonners Ferry...all over the road...actually caused an accident or two...a little slippery. HA!Go Figurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07908840010777729109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-75365505145084036442008-11-27T14:27:00.000+00:002008-11-27T14:27:00.000+00:00Prayers for yor friends and their brother.Prayers for yor friends and their brother.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-1920021113849403062008-11-27T08:54:00.000+00:002008-11-27T08:54:00.000+00:00now be done with poo and come over to mine for som...now be done with poo and come over to mine for something worthier!Annie Wanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12385503768671197108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-22491221567403721102008-11-26T03:38:00.000+00:002008-11-26T03:38:00.000+00:00too funny, mt :P lolsending the ill folk all the p...too funny, mt :P lol<BR/><BR/>sending the ill folk all the positive energies i can....laughingwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873675614347328116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-21075511048338804502008-11-25T11:36:00.000+00:002008-11-25T11:36:00.000+00:00~((((((((((((((Wendy))))))))))))~ you are correct,...~((((((((((((((Wendy))))))))))))~ you are correct, tiz not the testicles that are the difficulties in life, tiz those that wear them LOL....<BR/><BR/>Alerting Ezra to bung the kettle on for a chat and a cuppa tea... now can you imagine, just what the hell he would make of me :)....<BR/><BR/>Jebus@God.... I so LOVE you so much to.... that goes without saying, but its nice to say it to :)..<BR/><BR/>oxoMarmiteToastyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536695634856882487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-34812109009325665832008-11-25T09:48:00.000+00:002008-11-25T09:48:00.000+00:00Sidebar to my homegirl:Your difficulties are not t...Sidebar to my homegirl:<BR/><BR/><EM>Your difficulties are not testicles</EM><BR/><BR/>Well, now, upon further reflection I'm not so sure. You might be on to something. (As usual)<BR/><BR/>Better alert the San Diego Zen Center and tell Ezra Bayda he's got competition.<BR/><BR/>(hee hee hee)<BR/><BR/>You never cease to amaze me. God, I do love you so.<BR/><BR/>{{{{{{{{{{{{{always}}}}}}}}}}}Leon's current assignmenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10241933206820579199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-44220883924581545562008-11-25T08:10:00.000+00:002008-11-25T08:10:00.000+00:00~((((((Queenie))))~ fanks for your well wishes, Sh...~((((((Queenie))))~ fanks for your well wishes, Shelley has been reading them all and passing them on to Mike ~~ there is another saying.... those that fall in poo often come up smelling like roses... Im still waiting for that to happen lol.... good luck girl with the physio.....xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((((((((Shelley)))))))))~ talk of the devil..... LOL@you dad and the winnie the pooh blanket.... my sister, when she lived in Norway actually lived in a house called Poo House LOL....<BR/><BR/>The Flowers and balloons are so little really, I wish I could do more then just brighten up Mikes hospital room.... I just wanted Mike to know that I had him in my thoughts and that others care.... DID YOU LIKE THE CHICKEN BALLOON lmfao hahahah how could I not send a chicken balloon :) - just hope it made Mike smile a little whilst he is going through such a terrible disease.... Shelley, know you are loved.... OXOXOOXOXOXOXO<BR/><BR/>~((((((((Saintly)))))))~ oh my, goodness Ive missed you over here on Twaddle.... fanks for your prayers, I KNOW they mean so much to those that need them... Saintly you aint lived until you have been splattered by poo LOL... make it your mission this coming year to get splattered :)....xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((Helen)))))~ I wondered where you had disappeared to :) - welcome back.... yeah, I know me dad was wrong.... except I dont think I have any talent LOL... thanks also for being you :)...xxxxxxxMarmiteToastyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536695634856882487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-59962966088901856522008-11-25T05:21:00.000+00:002008-11-25T05:21:00.000+00:00Let me tell you Mel, that I have really missed you...Let me tell you Mel, that I have really missed your blog while I was setting up three new computers, two of which crashed soon after getting them working. Finally I have one that has worked over two weeks and I found your site again. So I've been catching up on all your goings on since October 13 I believe. Your dad was so wrong. You are a very talented writer and gifted person. And you really entertain me with your blog! Thanks for being you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-38010292630719614452008-11-25T03:49:00.000+00:002008-11-25T03:49:00.000+00:00I’ve added Shelley, Bob and Mike to my daily praye...I’ve added Shelley, Bob and Mike to my daily prayer list.<BR/><BR/>I must say that I’ve seen a lot of shit flying around in my life, but never the real stuff.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16939152657551690867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-42643202647375913502008-11-24T06:41:00.000+00:002008-11-24T06:41:00.000+00:00What a funny story, Mel! I needed a good laugh and...What a funny story, Mel! I needed a good laugh and you always provide. :-)<BR/><BR/>My 5-year-old niece from Spokane is staying here for awhile along with my parents, during Mike's difficult time in the hospital. She has a Winnie the Pooh blanket. My dad, who has a very fun sense of humor, mentioned to me his joke to her about "poo" on her blanket. So of course I had to repeat the joke and say "Oh my, Grace, it looks like your blanket has poo all over it!" And she laughs and says WINNIE the Pooh!<BR/><BR/>Thanks to you and to all your fabulous blog readers for the prayers and well wishes for Mike. It helps more than you know. The flowers and balloon you sent to Mike are beautiful, colorful, and fun, and really brighten up his hospital room. What a caring and compassionate person you are, even while dealing with your own health challenges for all this time. You are such a blessing to us all! Thank you, thank you, thank you! <BR/>XOXO, ShelleyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-82319472183310918242008-11-24T00:29:00.000+00:002008-11-24T00:29:00.000+00:00My thoughts are with Shelly Bob & Mike. Now th...My thoughts are with Shelly Bob & Mike. Now they do say up here "were there's muck there's luck", so this could be a good sign (not for the chap who foolishly ignored your warning)!!!!!!<BR/>Start my first Physio at the hospital Wednesday at three, will think about you......Queeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246279000726252262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-41755058240939431062008-11-23T17:36:00.000+00:002008-11-23T17:36:00.000+00:00~(((Punkn)))~ fanks for the prayers I'll pass the ...~(((Punkn)))~ fanks for the prayers I'll pass the thoughts alone to Shelley and Bob and they inturn will pass them to Mike.... its like pass the bloody parcel lol... LOL@your pig poo story :)...xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((Cindy)))))~ oh my at your system lol to dam funny.... maybe I could get a muck spreading job in the states, seeing as how I can be a bit of a shit stirrer lol.... when me lads were younger and we use to go for a walk over the back meadows we use to have cowpat fights lol.... it you find a crusted over pat and gently ease it off the ground, its still all fresh and wet underneath lol and great for frisbing lmfao.... your poor brother lmfao hahahahaha......xxxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((((LIR)))))~ I know where Scratchface lane is, I use to go riding up there as a kid, if its the one in havant that you talk of.... we have just some of the best names for lanes around here dont we :)...xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((anya))))~ welcome :) - well if ya cant laff at oneself what else is there to laff at lol, I think the bloke )who was a bit of a dish If Im honest, and I would of offered to sponge him down in a shake of me gimpy leg) realised there was nowt he could do about the situation lol..<BR/><BR/>I LOVE your blob, and I spent a crazy amount of time scrolling and reading back :)... you live in the most amazing place.... I was a little envious lol but in a nice way you understand....xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((Flowerpot)))~ fanks you.... I'll past them on to those concerned.... Shelley has said fanks to everyone for the well wishes, she nipped over and read them all.... it must help knowing that even strangers are gunning for ya....xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((jim and Jana))))~ I go about me life, minding me own business and trouble and nonsense and daft things just come flying at me from all directions lol.... Im like a trouble magnet :)..<BR/><BR/>Yep this certainly is a mad house at times...... LMFAO@you using a translater hahahahahaha..... and oh my Portsmouth is our main town and whom our postal region comes under, Im in Portsmouth at least twice a week.....want me to pop in to your carers sisters place for a cuppatea and a chinwag? lol....xxxxxxxMarmiteToastyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536695634856882487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-3358059433578713742008-11-23T17:09:00.000+00:002008-11-23T17:09:00.000+00:00you are just too funny.... I do enjoy hearing from...you are just too funny.... I do enjoy hearing from you. Your household sounds as wild as ours; makes for lots of fun and lots to write about!! <BR/>one of my kids care providers is from your neighborhood, andas we read your blog, he translates (ha ha) and also is familiar with the area and fills in my picture. He is from Portsmouth, his sis is still there. <BR/>Thanks for the laughs... keep 'em coming.Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00803539600715106906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-54851301374954617142008-11-23T16:33:00.000+00:002008-11-23T16:33:00.000+00:00all the best to Mike, Shelley and you too - take c...all the best to Mike, Shelley and you too - take care Marmie!Flowerpothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14102679179201725732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-60394725066854996792008-11-23T15:44:00.000+00:002008-11-23T15:44:00.000+00:00Cool that the poo-collector had such a good sense ...Cool that the poo-collector had such a good sense of humor and you two had a good laugh. I love little unexpected moments like that. He could have been an ass, though you would have still had a good laugh yourself.<BR/><BR/>I'm so glad you came by my blog because that led me to yours. I see we have a few things in common, plus you are funny and I know I'll love visiting here. Been catching up on past posts.anyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11330838836181706358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-47431631889212455382008-11-23T02:03:00.000+00:002008-11-23T02:03:00.000+00:00thinking of the name of the lanes around there I l...thinking of the name of the lanes around there I like swivelton lane and crooked walk lane, my boys love the name of scratch face laneLady in redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02835625473505921821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-61408135173129381462008-11-23T01:55:00.000+00:002008-11-23T01:55:00.000+00:00thanks for the tip ......keep windows shut when dr...thanks for the tip ......keep windows shut when driving along those lanes.<BR/><BR/>I don't often drive along those lanes but sometimes when time allows and the sun is shining I will just follow the lanes not <BR/>knowing where I will end up.<BR/><BR/>Knowing that car park and how full it is most of the time I could just picture that guy squeezing past your car. <BR/><BR/>The last time I was in that car park it was virtually empty though as it was 2.30am raining hard when we were called in when my grandad died.Lady in redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02835625473505921821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-87811761694575657422008-11-22T20:57:00.000+00:002008-11-22T20:57:00.000+00:00I hope you never come across a poo spreading syste...I hope you never come across a poo spreading system like they have at the farm here. It's like a huge hose on a huge reel. They take it out into the field, aim it where they want it and let it fly. As it spreads, it reels a bit of the hose in at a time till the whole section is eventually covered. Someone has to watch it all day long because if it comes apart, thousands of gallons of liquid poo will go rushing down the creek to the lake. (Huge huge fines when that happens) Anyway, my daughter was watching it one day and it broke. The hose was lashing all over the place, slinging the nasty stinking stuff everywhere. Becky couldn't jump into the tractor fast enough to get on the radio and yell for help.<BR/><BR/>I remember one time when my younger brother, who was not real familiar with the farm, fell into the gutter. The gutter was about two feet deep on the upper end and Brandon was completely covered from head to toe. We had to take him and hose him off in the milkhouse. <BR/><BR/>Will keep your friends in prayer!Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12030074737745524449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-37562297633821537682008-11-22T18:49:00.000+00:002008-11-22T18:49:00.000+00:00I'm sorry to hear your friend is doing poorly. I ...I'm sorry to hear your friend is doing poorly. I will definitely keep him and his family in my prayers.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the laugh. The funniest part was the guy in the business suit! Oh my how that made me laugh. Only you... well actually we had a similar experience. We were driving down a highway and a guy pullinig a large transport truck pulled out in front of us. He had just left off a load of pigs. As he headed up the hill, the "Poo" started rolling out. Hot, ripe, stinky piss and poo! We got the windows rolled up but the stench! And it stayed with us the entire way home. It took several washings to get that truck clean again :)Deannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17137773126591638229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-13944787943989579402008-11-22T16:02:00.000+00:002008-11-22T16:02:00.000+00:00~(((terry)))~ welcome whomever you are :) - I laff...~(((terry)))~ welcome whomever you are :) - I laffed so hard at the bloke, glad it made you chuckle to..xxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((Mei Del)))~ LMFAO@your dog... I only lob slugs over me neighbours fence :)...xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((Crispy))))~ fanks you, I KNOW they are appreciated cos Shelley has read Twaddle and commented to me in private about all the lovely good thoughts from everyone here.. yep the bloke certainly had a great sense of humour, he had no choice there was not much he could do about the poo lol....xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((((((((slip))))))))~ oh shit is the right words LOL....xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((((buffalo))))))~ did you not know that cows dont fly, thats pigs ;)......xxxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((ToriZ))))))~ fanks for the good wishes.... Im just glad I didnt squeeze down the side of me car lol....xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((((Dumdad)))))~ oh my, I KNOW the Rocket Pub, its quite a dive LMFAO...xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((Charles)))))~ fank you so much, I know the wishes ARE being sent on to him by his Sister....xxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((Intense)))))~ fanks also to you for the wishes....<BR/><BR/>Iggy, if I had the land I would keep Llamas and pgymie goats and ducks and loads and loads of different breeds of chickens, and I would grow as much of me own food BUT how can one do all that when one has to work 50 hour weeks to support everyone LOL.... one day me prince will come....<BR/><BR/>You would listen to me? LOL wow, that would be a first from anyone lol...xxxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((Ake)))))~ Fanks, Im sure Mike can feel it all....<BR/><BR/>Yep, aint I quick on the draw lol would make a good cowboy in one of those cowboy and indian films lol..xxxxxxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((Mean Mom))))~ I will pass on the wishes fank you :) - the suit didnt really have a choice but to laff cos I was laffing me socks off at him LOL he took one look at me and his annoyance of what happened just seemed to disappear LOL.... I did offer him a baby wipe even though I knew it would not be of much use lol...<BR/><BR/>Yep I have an effect on people, they usually run shouting and screaming as far from me as possible lol... Mean Mom scroll back to April/March and you can read about me knee ops lol..xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((ladyStyx))))~ fanks for your good wishes, passing them on to Shelley who will pass them on to Mike....<BR/><BR/>DONT encourage Iggy LOL cos I still dont get the luther joke :(<BR/><BR/>As regards the daydreaming, thats how I drive lol but here with so many little farms there is often the smell that comes with it, I LOVE that smell so it would not have clicked that it was a muck spreader LOL.... and no snorting over monitors lol.....xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((MnM)))~ see, you doodles need to pick ya picnic spots better LMFAO...xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((((((Jen)))))))~ shit always happens to me, I can be minding me own business and BAM a giant figure points at me and says 'lets get Mel' LOL......xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((((Pamela)))))~ LOL@you.... do you know that our little vintage wedding car back all those years ago followed a muck spreading tractor through our village when I was going to get married..... I SHOULD OF SEEN THE SIGNS AND NOT OF WASTED SO MANY YEARS lol....<BR/><BR/>I will suss out the naming of Pigeon House Lane..... we use to go there as kids and get the most amazing blackberries... never really give a thought to the name...xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((((Lisa))))))~ I would of turned me car around so you got full blast lmfao..... I LOVE Chicken Kung Poo from our chinky, its me most favourite take-away, not that I have it often..... hardly ever have food outside the house lol........xxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((Inspired)))))~ oh hush... no one would wanna read my rubbish lol....yeah, Mike has had a sudden upturn, its a very up and down disease..... Im keeping everything crossed for everyone over there.....xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((Catch)))))~ I was laffing so hard I think it must of infected him, he could do nothing but laff LOL... I would of loved to of followed him and see if he went home to change LOL....xxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((((((Lisa))))))))~ well bugger me, we be getting our own beavers to blow into kingdom come lmfao....... aint it funny, we are introducing them into this country after centuries and you doodles blow their brains out lmfao.... fanks for the link, I loved it......<BR/><BR/>EVERYONE PLEASE GO AND READ LISA'S BLOB....... I LOVE IT OVER THERE :)....xxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((lulda)))))~ fanks you...... hey, I aint forgotten ya jar of marmite I own ya.... I will send one promise lol.... have a shit free weekend to :) - on saying that I need to clean out me chickens tomorrow, but thats a different kinda poo lol.....xxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((InlandEmprieGirl))))~ nope, blokes will never listen, cos if they did the would loose control of the world LOL.....xxxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~((((((Robin))))))))))~ keeping YOU in me thoughts...... a dam broken arm? WTF? explain....xxxxxxxx<BR/><BR/>~(((((((((((jolie-jordan))))))))~ did you ever get me email explaining so many fings? - LOL@your chinky take-away names lmfao....<BR/><BR/>Fanks for the wishes for Mike and his family.... I KNOW they are appreciated...<BR/><BR/>Yep, it rains blobs LOL<BR/><BR/>love you to Jolie, you know that :)... I should of married a farmer, of this I know LOL.....xxxxxxxxxxxMarmiteToastyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536695634856882487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-24306779438344776892008-11-22T13:53:00.000+00:002008-11-22T13:53:00.000+00:00OMG Mel...you do attract such shit and shit seems ...OMG Mel...you do attract such shit and shit seems to attack you. Sometimes you must feel full of the stuff. Thanks for the morning giggle. Humor is such a great way to start the day...even though one never likes to see a friend get shit on. lmao<BR/><BR/>The Chinese do call their food and their eateries some gawd awfuk names. I have to smile each time Idrive by a couple of them...one is named "Mi Cox" and the other is called "Fuck Ing Goo"...I shit you not. I never dropped in to eat...just couldn't get past the names. lmao<BR/><BR/>I'm sending out good luck and fast healing thoughts to your friends from me and good wishes for your knee to mend and heal right proper too. And soon.<BR/><BR/>Please send some good thoughts Robin's way...she broke her arm and Coral's God-mother is in a bad way in France. Gosh what next?<BR/><BR/>When it rains in blog/blob world it dammed near pours.<BR/><BR/>Love you Melody...have a great weekend and try to stay out of the deep shit.<BR/><BR/>Them farmers sure know how to give back to the world and then the dingleberry had the guts to plaster a big smile on his face. Too funny.<BR/><BR/>Bye...J-Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4095754554312929376.post-39677563064609223082008-11-22T04:18:00.000+00:002008-11-22T04:18:00.000+00:00Only you, Mel... Keeping your friends in my thoug...Only you, Mel... Keeping your friends in my thoughts.Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07089977665165118563noreply@blogger.com