Friday 27 November 2009

Jacob Da Jew...

Ok.......... sorry I have not been around..... Ive been working every spare minute of the day...... cos Ive only got before and after schoolers at the moment, which aint enough to actually live on, Ive picked up a little at home job doing some crimbo wrapping for a company that supplies wrapped crimbo pressies to all the top notch grottos across the country, you know, the posh ones cos some of these pressies Ive wrapped at sorta like £20 pressies ($40), they all supply corporate companys with pressies for their workers childrens crimbo parties....... Ive wrapped over 3000 pressies over the past week or so, and its often meant not only wrapping all day but well into the early hours of the morning, making sure the orders are fullfilled...... BUT, tiz dosh.... and its something I can do at home, he said I could go into the company premises and do it, but to be honest, even though its a little slower doing it at home, cos you have to unload all the boxes etc and repack, I'd rather be on me own doing it at home, then at the company with strangers LOL...Ive never watched so much day time telly in me life LOL... Yesterday my little lounge was piled to the ceiling high with boxes LOL....... I dropped them off this morning at 5.45am when I dropped my Ben off to work...and I have to go and pick up another 1000 at 2 o'clock to do over the weekend.....looks like bleedin Santas grotto here lmfao....

I was so sick of wrapping books during the week.... they were beautiful childrens books though, that, in the 400 books I wrapped I thought it would be a nice thing to write a little note and slip into the front cover of a handfull of books...... the note read.... 'SANTA IS NOT REAL AND RUDOLPH THE REINDEER IS DEAD' .... think how much the parents of the children receiving those books will one day thank me, if has saved them the agony of telling their children the truth, I consider I did them a favour :)

I also wrapped over 200 Hannah Montana dolls..... 2 of which are now travelling up north to a corporate company sporting a tash and a beard.... think how happy 2 little girls will be with their 'butch Hannah' dolls :)

Anyways, enough of my rubbish..... I have so many stories stored in me head that I need to get down.... but this is just a short one (that will surprise Buff lol)....

During the weeks before Halloween (I will do me halloween story next week) there was lots of spookie sweets and things in the shops to buy for trick or treaters.... well, when I was in Sainsburys I happened across a little box of 'body parts' and even though my lads are grown I still cant get out of the habit of treating them to sweets every so often.....

Well, I gave our Sam and Jacob a box of these body part jellies.....they was right proper good LOL........ Sam (he is 19 lol) thought they was well funny.... and whilst sitting on the computer he made a little face out of them.....and then decided it looked like a 'jewish person' and as he is always doodling whilst on the computer, he also doodled a picture to go with the jelly body parts......



This is our Sam's scribblings lol..... (sorry I cant seem to turn the picture around) bloody blogger....



As you can see the jelly body parts are quite life like HAHAHAHAHA

So, let me explain about 'Jacob Da Jew' part...... you see, our Jacobs initials equate to the word JEW.... JACOB ETHAN WILL--S... so for since as long as I can remember sometimes he is referred to as Jacob Da Jew :).... hence when Sam drew a jewish person he named it Jacob LOL

Sam showed me the picture and we all had a giggle about it, then I forgot all about it..... until a couple of days later when our Sam said 'mum, wheres that envelope that was on the side that I had to post'....... oh, Ive posted it, I say....... OH SHIT says Sam and then bursts out laffing so hard that I nearly had to man bitch slap him to bring him back to earth LMFAO.....oh my god he kept saying over and over again.... I was gonna put it in a different envelope he says....... no need I said, it a had a frankmark on it so it meant you didnt have to buy a stamp......... BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE SAID........



As you can see, the envelope was going to a fairly important place HAHAHAHAHA

What? I said... What?..... oh mum our Sam says the 'Jacob Da Jew' drawing was on the back of THAT envelope, and you've posted it off....

With that we all burst out laffing, so much so that I think a little bit of wee came out....

A few days later Sam got a phone call from the Job Centre.....hahahaha the woman says, your drawing on the back of your application made our office staff's day.... we have passed it around all the departments, but Im afraid to say we do not have an opening on the job front for a RABBI...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sometimes my Sam so creases me up..... I do not know where he gets his sense of humour from..... it certainly aint from his father LMFAO....

Ok, enough Twaddle for today, just breaking myself back in slowly....

Hope you are all well, Im sorry for still being such a slagbag emailer, I promise to catch up soon..

know you are loved......

x

Thursday 5 November 2009

This Is How...

This is how Ive felt of late, since the court case....... totally overwhelmed with things...... the injustice of justice aye... I cant explain as yet,

A little no one in a huge sea of life.... someone that dont count in the big plan.....



This past month has been a whirlwind of solicitors and hospital and physio and talks with me consultant (surgeon), and trying to keep our heads above water cos only working part time so finacially in the shit LOL ..... and ups and downs......

So much to get down on paper, yet Im a very private person.....

Anways, I typed a long long post like I am known to do, but Ive just deleted it... I find it hard to share somethings, things that hurt me deep inside.... so for now, I will leave it at that......

Hey Buff aint that just the shortest post Ive even done LOL..

Fanks for all your loverly comments of love and concern in my previous post.... every time I read them I almost brings me to me knees with overwhelming love....

I just wanted/needed to put this out there, I know Ive been a slagbag with me emails and comments and have not really even been blobbing around... just the odd little comment on facebook, thats been me lot of late.... and Im sorry....

I have so many stories in my head that I need to get down on paper for me lads to read one day.... and Ive missed you all..... but, Im back on track now.... Ive hit the floor and bounced back higher.....

Its Guy Fawkes/Bonfire Night tonight and Im just now off to our Scout Hut to help with the arrangements and things for our fireworks display, which attracts thousands of village people..... hence this short post now....

Maybe I'll explain more another time, but you just have to remember Im quite a private person....

know you are loved....

x