I Laffed So Hard A Bit Of Wee Came Out.......

Ok..... A bit of a follow on as such from me precious post...... not about me lad Tom, but about how I said that me lads tend to tell me everything lol...... well, my Ben told me something that really should of maybe kept to himself lol that will learn me for offering to help him find what he was looking for... fank goodness we was all able to laff about it, humour is good.... its a must living in this house .....

Let me explain..... last Thursday evening about 11.30ish I was faffing around in the kitchen..... there was only me and Jacob in and he was just getting a drink before going to bed (yes I KNOW thats late but we was watching a film)....

Anyways, my Ben comes bursting in the back door at speed.... he had been up our local pub with his mates, it being Thursday and payday... so he was a little tipsy.... no drunk by any stretch of the imagination but he had had a tipple or two.....

He begain frantically looking for something, he was looking in his pockets of his coat that was hung in the front porch and I heard him say.... shit.. then he looked for whatever it was in the cupboard where he keeps his bits and bobs.... again I heard him say shit..... then he rushed up stairs and I heard him hunting around in Toms bedroom........ so I could contain meself no longer......

Me - Ben what ya looking for..

Ben - Nuffin mum..

Me - Well it must be sumfin cos ya hunting and rushing around like a lunatic..

Ben - Mum, its ok, you wouldnt wanna know..

Me - Well if ya told me what ya was looking for I might know where it is..

Ben - You really dont wanna know..

Me - Well I might of put whatever your looking for in a different place and that means I would know where it is..

Ben - Ya really wanna know..

Me - If it will stop ya charging around the house hunting then yes, I really wanna know...

Ben - *cough* have you seen me condoms.. (just like that.... just so matter of fact) lol

Me - Oh, well, there were two in your shorts pocket a few days ago which I took out ya pocket before I shoved them in the wash.....but I gave them to you whilst ya was on the computer the other night....

Ben - Yeah well I cant remember where I put them..

Me - (Now for the most stupid question I have ever asked) What ya want them for..

Ben - HaHaHa mum what do ya think, there is this bird up the pub and I NEED ME CONDOMS....

Me - Whats this then a new girlfriend (Ben has recently broken up with his slutty girlfriend, which I was estactic about :))..

Ben - Nope not a new girl friend just a friend..

Me - Oh like a one night stand, Ben, she must be real classy LOL....

Ben - Mum, sometimes a bloke just has to do what a bloke has to do, BUT I NEED me condoms cos there is no way Im donna do the business without one..

Me - I wish I hadnt of asked now..... anyways if you cant find them, then you will have to use one of the rubber latex gloves from the box on the stairs... (have to have them and use them when changing babies nappies - not that I do - hence a full box lol)..

Ben - WHAT? What? are you mad?

Me - Well they are latex as are condoms and they are stretchy as are condons and the fingers are all different lengths so just cut one off and use that..LMAO

Jacob - yeah, ya probably only need the little finger one LOL..

Ben - Laffing now...... the whole bloody glove wouldnt be big enough let alone just the fingers LMFAO..

Me - Of course it would be big enough, Ive seen someone put one over their head on the telly..

Ben - What? a condom or a rubber glove?

Me - A latex glove..

So with that we get the box of latex gloves off the bottom of the stairs and this is how we spent the next hour.... all thoughts of the trampie little trollope that needed seeing to went out of the window lol.... I wonder how long she waited for me lad to get back to her LMFAO..



This is Ben, I told him he was a pussy if thats as far as he could get it over his head lol



So he tried a bit harder LOL



We think Ben must have a big head cos this is the best he could do.....

Now, Jacob put his bigheaded brother to shame..... Jacobs attempt was amazing..... lmfao



This was his first attempt lol...this we called the cockeral look lmfao..



He realised if you put it all the way over ya head and held the bottom and just had ya mouth out the bottom to fill up ya lungs ya could blow it up whilst it was on ya head LMFAO



He blow it up so high that it burst on his head .... his head is inside the glove..



Jacobs french mime look :)



The famous Punch and Judy look - dont know if doodles have punch and judys..



Last but not least... the wonderful Chinky Take-away look......its so tight, its stretched his eyes upwards lmfao

Oh Jebus, I laffed so hard a bit of wee came out.......

Through all our struggles of late in this house, through all the pain and uncertainty... this house can still ring with the sound of laughter.....

Maybe ya just had to be here LOL

Enough Twaddling rubbish for a dark, wet, late Monday evening....

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Knee Update - Got me consultant tomorrow (the main man) then me phyio Wednesday and then Thursday I have a meeting with me consultant(me surgeon) and me physio, to see whats what and whats the best way to proceed with what findings we find this week..... my bag is already packed..

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