Ok, here goes...........
To say I feel thick or a computer retard is a fair comment to meself........ I am such a dinlo when it comes to computers....... I cant suss and sort out me fridge let alone a bloody blob site......
So you are gonna just have to bare with me until I can suss it all out......
Me Blob maties have kept on and on about me setting up me very own blob, what they think Im gonna post on here I have no idea...... it most certainly will not be daily, and I WONT be telling me most inner secrets....... it might be a tad crude sometimes and a bit near the edge, it will probably be very boring..... but only time will tell, and if its a load of old bollocks then it will be laid to rest, just like me old matie Nancy....... whom we buried up the natural burial ground a few years back, and I had visions because of the floods the following day of her floating down the lanes in her wicker coffin cos we couldnt be arsed to dig the hole deep enough......
Anyways, enough twaddle for now........
Fanks x
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You did your own burial of somebody? Cripes, is that legal?
You always crack me up, Mel, and I'm so happy you've started this...
Big squeezy hug.
((((Green))))
I have no idea what Im going lmfao.......its all you lots fault, keeping on and on..... :) I owe you a bottle of whatever ya poison is for being me first and only commenter......
And yep, we can bury our own ;) maybe I will write about it....
loving them big squeezy hugs.... fanks
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Heya Mel...
Glad to see this is up and running... about bloody time. :o)
I always said, to my mum, that when it was my time, she and dad had to bury me down the bottom of their garden.. it's not a whopping big garden, but at the end of it, they have a lovely rose arch, with a nice seat.. and I know mum sits down there to do her knitting and have a cup of coffee (she's such a heathen sometimes, and scorns tea /sigh) .. and there's a field there, with the neighbour's horses, who come to visit.. and it's very lovely.. I shall have to try and find pictures..
Well, then I lived to be older than I thought I would lol... and Dad kept saying that he didn't know if he could dig the hole big enough.. not that I got too fat, but he **said** it was his back he was worried about lol. So I told them to have me cremated, and then they only had to dig a hole big enough for a flower vase with a lid on! lol
When I first came over here, I was telling someone about that.. and how I thought it'd be nice to be umm.. "resting" at home.. but my ideas didn't go over so well here!! Apparently, I'm told that I need to be buried in full body form.. no ashes /sigh... on consecrated ground. I just keep thinking.. isn't all ground consecrated.. depending on "how you walk upon it" ... I mean, you walk softly, gently and lovingly down the bloody A3, it could be a consecrated place... or am I now talking a lot of rubbish? I know what I mean, but maybe it doesn't come over right. /sigh
I was going to say something else... but it's completely flown out of my head now.. sorry.
So glad to see your twaddle... and you know I shall be linking you, huh? :o)
Ohhh... and is that Bracklesham?
Cripes (((((((((Peanut)))))))... shit dont link me LMFAO...... I dont even know if I will keep this, I have NO IDEA and I mean NO IDEA how to do anything on here lmfao....... and I have no clue as to what I would even type about.... ya know Im a dinlo right?......
Shit I cant have people over to stay LOL...... there aint room, and I aint making tea and crumpets for every bugger that feels the need to have a butchers......
I understand completely what ya mean about the burial thing..... I was to be buried up our land, but as you know the tosser got the land/business/and me chickens LOL so our natural burial ground is me second choice....... I will put a post up, if I can re-work out how LOL about it........ so that will be you and chuck to read it LMFAO......
ok fess up, how did you know it was here?
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wow!
You made my day!
yaaaaay!
(back to read your post)
(I love it here; can I move in?0
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Absolutely fabulous initializing post. You inspired me. Okay if I rerun my initializing post?
damn pretty, too. niiiiice.
you know, sweetness, we have a pet cemetery here. I want to move in the next several years, when I am done here, but the idea of leaving all those really really important beings in my life stumps me. can't do it.
((H'lo M-Toasty)).
South Coast of England, eh? I take it I won't have to kick my boots off?
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Hello, Marmite!! Yay, you did it!! I love it, I'm excited...
Don't fret, whatever you end up writing will be just fine by your guests. This will be just fine.
'Fessing..
I just had a feeling when I read your comment at Wendy's place.. so checked your profile, and found it that way!
:o)
And it's too late to delink you now.. and if this place disappears overnight, you will be in big trubble now! lol
Stick around a while, ok?
OK, where did you bloody lot come from...... geez ..... gawds sake..
~Peanut~ Yep its Bracklesham Bay, I took that pic :) great aint it...
~JBelle~ fanks matie lol give it a week and you might of changed ya mind... I dont usually fold under peer pressure, so this is a first and a very weird feeling lol...
and JBelle....*giggling* I was talking about a real natural burial ground of us humans NOT pets.... Nancy was me old lady matie that I loved to death (not actually my fault she died) - its a place up in the woods, maybe I will write about it, but thats where me maties are gonna be shoving me, I already have the tree growing in a pot that they will stick on top of me to stop me climbing out.... me matie said, ya better snuff it quick before this bloody tree gets to big to carry lol, I have grown it from a conker :)...
~Fool~ welcome :) - nah if ya kick ya boots off in this here house ya socks get dirty LOL...
~Lyn~ :) dont get to excited yet LOL cant be clearing up piddle puddles off the new floor...
OK Welcome you lot, ok who told ya? Seeing as how Im a very private person, this is gonna be a strange ride.... hope I dont come off the end of the loop into the sea...
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Heh heh heh. Not quite as private as you might have thought. Lots of us are finding our way. I won't like, lest you end up with the hoodlums who hang out over at my place. You've buily yourself a lovely blob, M-Toasty. Well done.
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Oh, Marm!
Four sons--four. Wow! Snakes and snails, and lots and lots of boys. How fun that must be!
And I feel the same way about chimneys!
And thanks for the warm log fire...
:)
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You know, marm...
Your comments have dates, along with the times. I don't think green man has dates...
hee hee...
YEE HAAAAWWWW!!!
MAMA!
Oh this is good, very good, mmm hmmm, very good, yes, good indeed.
(singing) Oh happy day, oh happy day...
Thank god *someone* can offer a place for yFooly to muddy things up. (hee hee) Hey, is Doc Marten wearing a must over here...'cause you know I hate those big clunky shoes and don't even own a pair of them there funeral ones like you're always telling me about.
Twaddle, twaddle, rubbish, rubbish.
What isn't, my friend, what isn't?
Now, to return to nap. (wink wink)
I love you, Mel. My heart is so happy you've taken this leap...for however long you want to play around with it.
/whispering
Remember, this is only a game, only a game. Play,play, play. It's okay to play. Yipppeeeeeeee!
*muah
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Baby, I know exactly what you are talking about. I'm even familiar with the place. But around here, the animals share equal importance with the people. And burying them demands the most exacting of details. around here. xo
~Wendy~ cripes...... calm down calm down...... oh shit now I sound like Gordon lol....
Well I can only but try... (((Wendy))) fanks, but as you can see by me profile and stuff, it aint easy.... but I can only be me :)
~JBelle~ ok Ive spent the last hour in the rain dugging up all me old pets.... Socrates, Sid, Hovis to name a few, now not only do I have animal skulls and antlers on the beams in me kitchen I have me most loved pets.... aint leaving them here either, where I go, me bones and skulls go with me LOL
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~Jump~ date and time :) its me fancy footwork LOL.....
OK people for some reason I cant seen to now post on anyone elses site :( - I type me post and fill in me details and password and it comes up in red and reads 'please insert correct password'..... I HAVE YA BLOODY TOSSERS........ so I dont know whats going on....... so bare with me, strip naked and bare ya bums to the blob gods.... cos this is way confusing.....
fanks
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~Sophmom~ hey :) fanks, I often pop over your place, the rabble seem controlable :)
Tea and Crumpets anyone LOL
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Tea please. Tx, Marm.
Who's a crumpet? What's a crumpet? Where's a crumpet? When's a crumpet? and How's a crumpet to you?
Or is that crumb pet? Crump 'et? C-rump-ette?
Tea for sure, don't mind if I do, but you'd better explain this crumpet business.
And thanks for letting me keep the boots on. You have to step through twenty baths of exotic oils to gain entrance to Doc's place. Great on the footsies though.
;)
~Fool~ MMmmmmm crumpets, all the little holes oozing with butter and marmite or jam or peanut butter or marmite and peanut butter (ask Peanut lol)...... :) dam sonny, ya aint had a crumpet? you must understand that 'a crumpet' is COMPLETELY different from 'a bit of crumpet' but lets not go there lol
Oh and as far as ya boots go....... ya do realise that is ALL ya would have on lmfao......;)
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**wondering if I can help out just a little bit with translation here.. lol
Crumpets are delicious.
Must never ever be confused with "strumpet" lol
And I think maybe the nearest thing over here in the States, to a crumpet, would be one of those Thomas' English Muffin things.. except crumpets are much much much much better.
I haven't ever seen actual crumpets over here, Mel.. can find weetabix, and branston, but a crumpet? Nooo... and now I am really hungry for one! lol
M-Toasty. Believe me, if crumpets haven't made it across to the main shores yet, it'll still be a spell before they reach Fairbanks. Unless crumpets migrate over the poles.
FYI: I'm not wearing any socks, MT - I think the boots are all I do have on. Unless you're talking about the laces. I didn't think they counted. Picky-picky.
And I thought only the dudes got hung up with the "keep-your-shoes-on" imprinting of our culture.
Now I gotta go figure out Marmelite...
;)
~Peanut~ wonder if I could find some in the shops with a long enough 'sell by date' so as I could post ya some.... if I catch the post right it could only take 5 days..... and Im sure ya can get the dates longer then that.... I think its worth a try...... I'll have a butchers tomorrow :) - about time I sent ya a scrummie parcel........
~Fool~ Oh Jebus, say it aint so, NO SOCKS..... have I died and gone to heaven LOL ;)
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Welcome to the "blob"osphere, marmite. ;)
~sam~ fanks :) remembering back to our rocky start :) - I enjoy reading your blob, but aint had the nerve to even post LOL
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Please do anytime!
OHHH Mel.. or Marmitetoasty Sweetie your a natural. I can picture a wicker casket floating down a hill. and amazed you can bury your own people much less an animal. Zoomy would love me to bury him in a tree. Sure I can see this He die me take him to the mountains set him in a tree and Lo and behold I sit in jail because there a dead man in a tree. Indian ways yes But We Be not if ingun decent. LMAO. A casket will have to do at that time. Mel your a nature and this So much better fit these folks are so great Love there stories. I will be a frequet visitor. :) IBsuz
~(((Suzie)))~ welcome, oh my Im honoured :)...... so very honoured.... hope you get to enjoy a little of my world....... and I aint crazy I tell ya LMFAO
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for a first post you darn well had a lot of commenters!!!
(((Pamela))) I think you'll find half the posts are mine lol...x
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