Tuesday, 27 February 2007

Oh Lordy Only To Me.....

Ok........... so Tuesdays is one of me busiest days of the week, I usually crawl out of bed on a Tuesday with me head buzzing trying to remember who is coming and what time etc..... I rarely write anything down, its usually all in me head, and when ya get asked the week before to take on extras, its easy to forget lol.......BUT I dont forget......

Sooooooooooooo, started work at 6.30am this morning, looking like I had been dragged through the hedge backwards....... well it was early and I hadnt even had a cuppa tea....... by 8.30 there was 8 nippers here..... I had already shoved 2 of mine off to work with packed lunches, 1 off to college with dinner money, and 1 off to school with dinner money and busfare....... so it was only me 8 nippers to sort..... doddle.....

I took 3 to infants, so that left me with 5... BUT I picked up 2 from parents outside the school, so that put me back up to 7......... took 4 to pre-school which left me with 3.......... 10 month old baby.... 15 month old baby and my darling little other lad who is 3.....

As I was knackered today we or I decided books and snuggles on the sofa and then play on the floor time with toys...........

Well.................. what you have to understand is that the baby has just started to pull herself up to standing........ well what you also have to understand is that she can now reach things that up to a fortnight ago was unreachable.............

Jebus........... bloody jebus......... so there I was having a cuppa tea sitting on the sofa in this middle room watching the nippers when I realised that the baby was being very quite for her ....... she is a bit of a hoover so if anyone drops a bit of a biscuits she is there in a flash, picking it up and munching lol.........................................

BUT OH MY GOD..... OH MY GOODNESS ME............ WTF did she have in her mouth, WTF was that dangling out of the corner of her mouth............ oh lordy say it aint so............ no no no....... please say she aint done that.........

I leap up and sort of jumped (which I aint suppose to do) across the room and hooked me finger in her mouth......... which ya have to do when she decides that lego looks edible.......... so I hooked out the dangly thing in her mouth.........

GUESS WHAT IT WAS........... go on guess.......... I dare ya............ ya cant can ya, cos these things ONLY ever happen to me.......she had grabbed the little box off the table........in which the 'dangly' was.....

It was to be a pressie for me matie MrFab, cos I know he would appreciate it LMFAO.......

She had only half eaten the dead tarantrala (sp) skin that me friends giant spider has shed..... and they had given it to us to send to MrFab........ she had half eaten the bloody thing and just 2 little legs could be salvaged......... dam that child.....

ok ok call me a bad minder.............. I for one WOULDNT leave my kids with a raving loon like me...... :) but they love me, sorry they cant help it......... their kids LOVE coming to me........ spiders and all......... least it aint as bad as the fat orange slug that the 2 year old was munching on last summer lol

And YES I did tell the babies dad when he picked her up after he had finished work......... he almost wet his pants in me kitchen he was laffing so much............ oh Lordy he said....... only could happen to you Mel.......... sigh

To much twaddle for one day...

Fanks

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10 comments:

Lora said...

Hello Mel...I am honored to read your blog. When ya come across the pond again, remind me I need my own blanket, your comment scared me...lol

JBelle said...

I am sitting at my desk, hoping beyond hope that I don't wet my pants laughing. omg!




OMG

(rolling over in my chair)

The Fool said...

M-Toasty, I love it. It's amazing what kids manage to incorporate in their diets and digest. Survivors, true survivors...that they are.

Teaching in the K-garden was a real eye opener for me...ever seen what happens when a pack of rugrats decide to throw a 5 foot kingsnake in a toilet?

And I learned...never, ever, ever actually eat anything those nippers put together as a group...

Lynn said...

Of course they love you!! How could they not?? One heck of a hard job you have there, Marmite! That's a lot of kids. I wouldn't be able to do it. I AM perfectly capable of hogging babies, though. OOOH -- I LOVE babies!!! They are just the best.

the psycho therapist said...

Girl, I...I..
you're just so damned good! This has got to be *the* most entertaining blog in cyberspace (next to the outrageous hilarity of Harold T. Fabulous).

Mel, I think you've found your true calling. (Really!) Quit your day job, honey.

(As if you could stop being an earth mother...wink wink).

If you're reading this at 8:25pm, EST, USA, you know you'll be tired in the morning.

And college money?
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T MADE OF BLOODY, FUCKING MONEY!

hee hee


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green libertarian said...

HILARIOUS POST Mel!

Only you, only you...

genuine orgininal.

MarmiteToasty said...

~lora~ ((((lora))))) :) welcome to my world lol..... ya dont have to be scared.... well not much..... hope you hang around......x

~JBelle~ Glad you find it funny, you try living in this bloody madhouse, it well does ya head in sometimes.......x

~Fool~ ya talking about a 'real' snake right? and not 'you know what' - and your right - NEVER EVER eat anything a nipper has made, cooked or put together.... all those scratched bums and fingers up noses....... learnt that one early one LOL x

~Lynn~ I think its cos I threaten them, they are to scared not to love me... x

~Wendy~ giggling - it aint suppose to be funny or entertaining, its just me life LOL... Im sure people must think I make things up, but I honestly dont, I swear on me muvvers urn.....

ps...... college here aint like your college lol he is only 17 ya loon..... he is doing a National Diploma in Music Technology.... x

~Green~ hugs and kisses...... I can only be me ya know... :) x

Fanks maties for stopping by..... busy as buggery today..... be good if I aint about - love ya

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Mr. Fabulous said...

Dammit, I had plans for that!

Shit.

And YOU are not supposed to be back to work yet, are you?

IBsusie said...

LOL.. Say it ain't so.. you have a baby hoover there also.. OMG I can see your brain wondering what the heck she could reach and in her mouth. Baies will be hoovers. :).. Love Ya.. ROFL

MarmiteToasty said...

~((Suzie))~ heheh Im had her since she was 8 weeks old... 5 days a week, 9 hours a day.... but oh lordy she aint the spider LMFAO...

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