Ok....... I'll have to love ya and leave ya for today to amuse yaself for a bit..... busy busy day, and new pain meds are messing up me system lol...... and not having taken any this afternoon, so that I can drive for an hour to my youngests trampoline club, hang around for 2-3 hours and then drive an hour back..... without falling asleep at the wheel LOL
Soooooooooo........... if anyone shows up here, just help yaself to whats in the fridge and maybe one of ya could stack the bleedin dishwasher..... and Fool, in the cupboard under the sink there is some foot balm that ya can soak them stinkers in lol....
It the cupboard above the mixer there are scones and some chocolate bourbons ya can have with ya cuppa tea if ya like
I have to scarper cos Ive got a 5 hour trip, thats all I need on top of a busy day LMFAO........ kids aye......
I'll nip on later when I get back about 10pm my time........ YOU work it out you lazy gits LOL
Enough Twaddle for now...
Fanks
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Uh, I'm looking for the red wine and white chocolate mentioned in the profile, ma'am. I've brought me own Snow Patrol, Teddy Thompson, David Gray, et al.
Jesus, what's that wooden thing over in the corner? (shudder)
And, as suspected, a signed portrait of Green Lib hanging over the sofa in the living room. Typical.
Here, lemme help with that sledgehammer, eh?
;)
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A trampoline club? My kids would like that. They bounce around the house enough already.
What is a chocolate bourbon? Can I have one without the bourbon, please?
Welcome to the wonderful, dysfunctional world of bloggers!
Marm! I heard you set this place up. Yup.
.../looking around/...
I like what you've done to the place. You've got more gumption than me but I promise to come around and not to make too much of a mess, ok?
Had a touch of the flu, I think, and came back to find his Bobness on hiatus so I am so glad you are here. (Hiatus, because we all know Bobness can't stop writing and he will ride the sparkle ponies to a publisher sooner or later.) See ya when ya get back from the jumpy-jumpy club.
No Phil... you've got the wrong end of the stick, hon.
Chocolate bourbons are a type of biscuit (cookie).. they are chocolate, of course.. nothing to do with "bourbon" the drink!
I've been looking around the cupboards though Mel.. and I think I must go find some dead fly bikkies to go with my tea!
Drive safe, girl.
YOU DID IT!!! SO GREAT!! Welcome to the blog hood..
See how much fun you are having. And all the folks are checking in, well...you are only seeing the ones who comment...bet there are lots out there reading without commenting yet.
SO BLOG ON...
And Peanuts, whew...so it is a biscuit, huh? I was with Phil, I thought it was the drink too...it will take us Colonials a while to catch on to all the real English with its slang.
I hope you have some chamomile in here, Marmite...
Isn't there some of that cake you made this weekend? I want that. And yes, I will be happy to stack the bleedin dishwasher. happy.
happy.
happy.
:)
~Wendy~ *rolling me eyes* all the bottles of wine and me hidden stash of white chocolate is in the welsh dresser :) - on me OFSTED Inspection one year, the inspector commented on how many bottles of wine there was, and was I a serious drinker LOL - I had to explain that some of the bottles had been there for a few years... for some reason people, nippers parents etc buy me bottles of wine when I do little favours for them, favours for which I do from me heart not for wine..... :)
Bugger, someone must of moved the signed pic of Green, cos it was hanging over me bed :) - and that wooden thing in the corner just happens to be me father that was stuffed and mounted.... its just a bit dusty thats all :)...... loving me some Teddy Thompson.... xxxxxx
~Phil~ welcome matie.... ya dont have trampoline clubs over there? goodness...... my youngest (13) goes to Olympic Squad club on a monday (hence the travelling) cos he was spotted at his other 'trampoline fun club' by a coach.... :) he is one of our hopes for the 2012 olympics... only time will tell....
and yep Peanut has it right... its a oblong chocolate biscuit, well 2 actually, sandwiched together with chocolate cream.... NO bourbon at all...
~Shark~ hey you :) thought I had seen the last of you... so glad you came over.... sorry ya have been poorly..... I aint been to tiptop meself... hope your getting sorted thou.. AND it aint no jumpy jumpy club - this is the REAL thing... jumpy jumpy club is the one he goes to on a Tuesday night LOL..
~tosser~ hehehehe will tell you one day why Im giggling at typing your name.... anyways.... welcome :) and fanks..... I have no idea what the hell Im doing, by doing this... its well strange.. but you are more the welcome to pop over and ave a butchers...
~Lyn~ chamomile, I think there is some in the first aid box under the kitchen sink, last used to dab on me lads chicken pox :) - oh you mean tea? sorry we only ave 'builders tea' in this house...
~JBelle~ YOU can have me cake and eat it :) top cupboard above the toaster LOL...... you will soon find ya selves around me house.....
and with the exception of 'Foolie' please all chuck ya shoes under the pew in the kitchen :) Fool gets to keep his on.... ok ok so I ave me favourites lol
Fanks for stopping bye..... it was most unexpected...... this is SUPPOSE to be a secret ...
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~Peanut~ I think we have our work cut out this lot, dont you LMFAO... xxxx
No Phil... you've got the wrong end of the stick, hon.
Story of my life.
So that's pops, eh? Kind of like the dog, Sorrow, from Garp, eh? Shudder. My kids threaten to do that to me...just to dress me up for chuckles, use me for a yard ornament, and have me around for the holidays past my time. They are bizarre little nippers. I must be careful when I turn my back on 'em...there are always a surprise.
I got a call from the school on my youngest...seems he chicken scratched "I'm bored" & "Abandon all hope who enter here" on the wall at school (pencil). They made it sound like he painted a freakin' mural. I couldn't help but laugh. I think the irony of the latter statement went right over the principal's head. I'm probably supposed to jump the lil' guy's tail when he gets home, but I'm gonna have to work up to that. I have to stop laughing first.
~Fool~ nah, it aint really me old man..... he is dust somewhere floating off the coast of Scotland :)......
Kids aye....... they so make ya laff at times.... how can ya be real mad at them for some of the stuff they get up to....... trouble is, kids aint always allowed to be kids now adays....... well unless they come here LOL
Anyways - its 30 minutes past the witching hour, and this cranky knackered tired old worn out witch needs to get to bed...... on me own in me victorian old bed, in the middle......
Fanks everyone for stopping by...... last one out, shove the cat out the back door will ya, and turn off the lights and dont forget to unplug everything....... ok ok, so I have a thing about unplugging stuff at night LOL ..... bite me :)
nite maties
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Oi! Any more curry crisps? What does a bloke have to do to get a bacon buttie around here anyways?
/*SLAP!!
Oh.. all right.. I'll go and make one myself then shall I?
Oi! Any more beer? 'ere, give us a fag, will ya?
YAY FOR MARMIE HAVING A BLOG!!! (I can try out all my brit slang and see what I'm saying that's wrong!)
~Toady~ welcome :)..... crap aint it LMFAO....... not filled with wonderful intelligent words like your place :) oh well...... it probably wont be here long LOL
And yeah, you have come on leaps and bounds since Ive known ya..... soon you will beable to pass off a a right proper Brit lol but on saying that, listening to your rendition of that reading of the kids book I sent ya nippers, we have a long way to go yet LOL - fanks for dropping by...
~MrFab~ DARLING :) - for your information I touted the meds on the streets of Southampton last night whilst me lad was at his club..... well I got em FREE from the NHS.... and I can get loads more........ supply and demand LOL - fanks for nipping over.... ya knows I loves ya...
LOL@Total credit........ *cough* well that means you get to keep me dead body with it flops and I have to find a tall tree and a short rope..... ;)
x
shortbread and tea by the fire. yum.
Jesus, what's that wooden thing over in the corner? (shudder)
And, as suspected, a signed portrait of Green Lib hanging over the sofa in the living room. Typical.
Here, lemme help with that sledgehammer, eh?
You'll pay for that crack, missie...
Wow, what a lot of fun around here today! I especially like fool's story about the grafiti...shesh.
~Jump~ shortbread it HAS to be shortbread :) just love it...
~Green~ dam Wendy let the cat out the bag lol..... its ok, the pic is back up above me bed LOL ;)
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