Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Jumbos Aint Always Elephants Ya Know They Are Also Aeroplanes.....

Ok....... so, I was thinking that I need a holiday, a break, I aint had one for 2 years and then before that it would of been 5 years prior to that...... dont get me wrong, me lads have been all over...... but I have not had so much as a single days break from life and its wonders.....

Soooooo........ IM GOING ON HOLIDAY...... to unchartered waters.....

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Actually these are the waters off of Hayling Island, and its a photo I took a couple of weeks ago...... but you get the idea......

First thing in the morning a taxi is coming to pick me and my Jacob up and is taking us to Heathrow Airport in London where we are gonna fly Virgin Atlantic Direct Non Stop to THE USA :)........

Yep, this time tomorrow evening we will be on the right of the staples, on doodle soil, or mud or whatever the hell funny name you doodles call it......

I know I know, like me life I never really plan anything....... it was a thought that grew and grew and then I thought, well sod it...... why not.......

I think Im brave, mental or mad, I aint figured out which one as of yet.....Im scared and frightened and shaking with all these fears and shaking with excitement and of wonderment of where we are going.......

Except, I DONT FLY TO WELL......... its gonna be an adventure....... its gonna be uncharted seas...... its something I NEED to do...... I WANT to do...... I HAVE to do....... for me.......

And if them doodles dont 'get me' then I will just smile sweetly and fake deafness LOL

So......... maties......... I will have access to a computer....... I will still put up a post....... maybe of me time in doodleland........ but if you feel like buggering off and blobbing elsewhere, then feel free....... and sod ya LMFAO......

So wish me luck cos its almost 2 in the morning here and I AINT EVEN PACKED YET lol........ holy bollocks......

Im hoping we will have time to visit these caves.......

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But we will have to see what time we have........ Im gonna be in doodleland for a fortnight and 2 days.......... Im SO BLEEDIN EXCITED I think I might of just wee'd in me knickers just a dribble lol.....

So maties, Im sorry I aint been around ya blobs of late....... just life shit, hence me getting away from the norm just for a bit....... I think I deserve it........ but take pity and pray for the people we are gonna be staying with lol....... GOD HELP THEM......

ok...... I have to be up in 5 hours and be packed and sussed and sorted by the time the taxi gets here....... packings easy right?.......

Well wish me luck cos I dont do flying let alone flying over 4,000 miles......

To much Twiddling Twaddling for this time of night......

x

23 comments:

Bugwit said...

Woo hoo! I hope you have a wonderful time. I have a feeling we may have just missed each other (twice, actually).

Have tons of fun here in doodle land but try not to get deported or sent to Guantanamo or anything. I mean, Americans can't tell one accent from another...

ciara said...

have a fantabulous time...try not to wet your nickers too much lol too bad i don't live on the east coast...don't know why you keep wanting to go on the WRONG coast lmao just kidding. i know it'll be a great experience for you

bug-lmao @ deportation to Gitmo and doodles not telling one accent from another lol

the psycho therapist said...

Yea baby, heh heh heh, and I'm with you every step of the way exceptin' when, uh, not during the times when you, well, you knooooow, you know?

bwahahaahahhhaaa...

You're waitin' to board as I type these words. Remember, no diazapam omelets on the plane and if the flight attendant offers you vodka, buy one, not twelve.

Waiting for your call on homeland soil. Knew you wouldn't sleep.
;)

Love to you and travelin' mercies to you and Jacob.

xxoo

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the psycho therapist said...

And...

those are the CLEANEST caves I've ever seen. Wow. Happy spelunking.

*muah

Sooner than later, yeah, yeah, yeah!


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Jennifer said...

Have a great time! You definitely need the break, I can tell just from reading your posts...lol
I'm Canadian, so I don't know John in the US...LOL
I hate flying too. But I survived everytime and you'll be fine too! Just get a little liquered up before getting on the plane...LOL

The Fool said...

Enjoy your break, Mel. Godspeed and best to you.

Jen said...

I hope you have a great time.

When you get back, check out my moose blog!

toadman said...

Have a great time Marmy! Next time, come to THIS side of the staples!!!

Anonymous said...

I will alert the Homeland Defense Department and the local constabulary on the eastern seaboard...

xoxoxo,

Pigs

B.R.M said...

Have fun!

Relax and enjoy.

Right now in Memphis, TN it is about 9,000 degrees...well about 105 to 108 depending on which tree you are NOT standing under.

Right now it is Elvis week in Memphis - so you see Elvis performers everywhere, not even my beloved library is safe.

But back to you...have fun, be safe, and enjoy...you deserve it!

Love,

TN Becky

Ol' Lady said...

Hope you enjoy yourself and find what your lookin for :)

Inland Empire Girl said...

Wow! Have a much deserved holiday. Relax and enjoy the flight. Like Toadman said... next time you need to get over here in the "dingleberries".lol

Lynn said...

I hope you have a great time, Mel. You know that everyone will be waiting to hear how it went. :-)

BurdockBoy said...

Good God why would you want to come here? At least go to Canada.

Akelamalu said...

Oh bugger I just got back and you've gone! Hope you have a great holiday - did you warn them you were coming????? :0

Silver Valley Girl said...

Hope you survived the flight, and have a wonderful time with all your doodle friends. I'm sure you will have many hilarious stories to share.

susan said...

Ok Mel,
Where are you? I want to know how your flight went and how your trip is going.
Hope you are having the best vacation.

ciara said...

meeeeellllll, you ol' slagbag-i'm having twaddle withdrawals. and i think u did mention u'd put a post or two in whilst on vacation lmao

the psycho therapist said...

Susan, shhh, she's here with me. I've got her stashed in the attic and take her out for the occasional walk when her bladder screams.

Man oh man, you should see the size of...Boston. Bwaaahaaahaaa.

Off to the land of Gumby's.

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Catch said...

Welcome to the USA Marmie...we are very blessed to have you! I hope the flight went well and you didnt pee your knickers. I dont fly well either, therefore I just drink!!! LoL

Queenie said...

I'm back and your off!!!!!!
Have a brill time you deserve it, keep out of trouble but have lots of fun. Save journey enjoy...

MarmiteToasty said...

-(((((Bugs))))- I was actually hoping the doodle security would not let me leave.....and me, well, I have no accent as well as no sense....xxxx

-((((Ciara anyones for a foreign accent slag))))- next time I'll pop over to the left of the staples....xxxxxxxx

-((((((Wendy)))))- no omellete of any kind..... xxxxxx

-((((jennifer))))- I would of been tons worse if I had had a shot of booze before flying lol..... and fanks I do need the break, I think....... xxxxxxxx

-((((((((Foolie))))))))))- Im flying via jumbo NOT via god :).......fanks matie.....xxxxxxxxx

-(((jen))))- :) you did a moose blog, give me a few days and I will get the chance to pop over......xxxxxxx

-((((Toadie)))))- I was not sure you would want me to come visit......xxxxxxx

-((((((((Pigs))))))))- welcome you loon :)..... yeah alert everyone, just done let me leave .......xxxxxxxx

-((((((brm))))))))- oh my, enjoy dead elvis week lol....... xxxxxxx

-((((ol lady)))))- well I think the last boat to china left without me, but the break is always welcome....xxxx

-(((inland))))- I will most certainly come over to the left another time, will just have to find someone else to put up with me lol.....xxxx


-(((lynn))))- :) I dont kiss and tell......xxx

-((((burdockboy))))- maybe cos Im a tad mental? .....xxxx

-((((ake)))))- 4 days warning, do you think that was enough? lol...xxxxx

-((((silvervalley)))))- fanks :) xxxxx

-((((((Susan)))))- Im in Peru, the scenery is stunning.....xxxxx

-((((ciara)))))- me finks Twaddle is dying.....xxxx

-((((Wendy)))- you could of dusted for gawds sake.....xxxxxxxx

-((((catch)))- it did go so well, but I still piddled me knickers....xxxxxxx

-(((queenie))))- I'll be back to read ya blob quicker then you think........xxxx

FANKS FOR ALL YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS....... I'll keep them always...xxxxxxxxx

Mom not Mum said...

Hope you have a wonderful time!