Friday, 24 August 2007

Life Aye......

X

66 comments:

Bugwit said...

Aye, life...

*stares into the distance...takes another drink*

ciara said...

what the freaky frucker? lol where's that damned cardigan? and is this some kind of code? *joining bug's staring and drinking*

Mom not Mum said...

Is that a sign that you're still with us?

toadman said...

Oye! Snap out of it!

How's your trip been?

Kati said...

*blink* Oooo-key. Hope all is going well Toasty!

Peanut said...

Okay.. so what's up?

Talk dammit.. or else.. well...

ummm...

Well, I can think up ways of making you talk, woman.. trust me.

I repeat...

what's up?

And where's the pic of the bloody cardy... I wanted to print it out so I could look for a pattern just like it... bloody deleter, you are. :o)

(Oh shut it.. you know I love you)

The Fool said...

Oh, c'mon Marmie...let's not brew a mystery.

Best to you! Enjoy!

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MarmiteToasty said...

((((bugs, ciara slag, mNm, Dear Toadie, kati, dear Peanut, Foolie)))))) and all me other cyberblob maties...

You will never realise how wonderful all your friendships have meant to me, never if you live to be a 100, and for that I wanna fank you...xxxxxxxx

x

Peanut said...

You are worrying me, Mel. And your friendship is important to me as well, girl.

ciara said...

crikey, sounds serious!

seenthatbefore said...

Aw, what the hey, ya seen one card game, ya seen them all. Whats the fuss? Oh, and Peanut, you mean to say that Mtoast is just now starting to worry ya?

Akelamalu said...

Are you back????

Scots said...

"... have meant ..." .. not sure I like what I am reading into that wee gem babes xxx

I would join bug and ciara with a drink ... but I seem to be staring at a pile of empties and no bottle in the wine rack! jeez!!!

Hope you are well marm babes and hurry back xxxx

Kati said...

Also getting kinda worried about you Toasty. Let us know that everything is ok, please. Or if not completely ok, that you & the fam. are going to be ok. Thoughts & prayers going out for ya!

susan said...

Well, X to you too. and O and a bunch of other

XOXOXO's

Susan

Inland Empire Girl said...

Hello,
Was there something in that box on this post like a picture or words? I only got an X ? Hope all is well!

Bugwit said...

Can't tell if you are overcome with joy or something else.

I'm hoping for joy.

the psycho therapist said...

Oh my dearest darling...I have "immortalized" you in cyberland today. (Told you I would do it when you weren't looking. No time like the present, no time t'all.)

Jes couldn't hep m'self. You are vunderbaaaaahhhhh....

:)

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toadman said...

We love you too Marmy. Raising a glass to you this morning.

Jade said...

=( You're concerning us all, m'dear! Hope all is well, my good vibes are being sent your way!

JBelle said...

r u back???

MarmiteToasty said...

~((bugs))~ make mine a Gin and fresh orange with a little ice please....xxx

~((ciara anyones for a shag in a cardigan)))~ ok you shout, make mine a double...xxxxx

~((MnM))~ gawds sake, ya think Ive snuffed it?.....xxx

~(((Toadie)))~ snapping fucking snapping.....xxxxxxx

~(((kati)))~ tiz surely tiz.....xxxxxx

~(((Peanut)))~ you LIKED the cardie? are you a raving loon?.....Ive gumbied you..xxxxx

~((((Foolie))))~ no mystery..... blimey, cant a girl have a few quiet days without anyone thinking something must be up?.....xxxxxxx

~(((Peanut ciara slag))))~ give over the pair of ya.xxxxxx

~((((Seenthatbefore))))~ oye, watch it matie, I aint a retard you know.....xxxxx

~(((ake)))~ begudgenly arrive back in England this coming Saturday.....xxxxxx

~(((Scottie)))~ much love to you, and Im ok, just lots of 'mind stuff' to suss and sort...... go down the offie and get me a big bottle of gin will ya :)....xxxxxx

~(((kati)))~ everything is AOK..... trust me..... Im English..... xxxxxx

~(((Susan)))~ love you xxxxxxxxxxx

~(((InlandEmpireGirl)))~ nope, no picture, just the kiss.....xxxxxxx

~(((Bugs)))~ mixed up emotions going on here........xxxxxxxx

~(((((((Wendy)))))))))~ your post made me smile and then cry.... dam fucking emotions......xxxxxxxx

~(((Toadies)))) my next trip over will be to the West coast.....know that I love you all to.....xxxxxxxxx

~(((jade)))~ all is good, no worries..... taking your vibes and placing them in me pocket incase I need them....xxxxxxxx

~((((JBelle)))))~ fly in on Saturday...... will be completely fucked with the jetlag and sadness and with need of a hand to hold......xxxxxxxxxxx

Mom not Mum said...

Awww now we all know that was a KISS! Hurry on back - your kids start school on Tuesday!

B.R.M said...

Are you taking care of yourself? Are you spicing up your food with Crushed red pepper?

My thoughts are with you.

TN Becky
(Where it is a cool 98 degrees - as opposed to 108!)

Kati said...

Good!!! Glad to hear it!!! Best of wishes to your boys as they get ready to head back to school (if they haven't started already, not knowing when your school-term starts).

the psycho therapist said...

everything is AOK..... trust me..... Im English.

LOL! ROTFLMAO!

Now that's a keeper.

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Ol' Lady said...

Keep on to your quest...

Queenie said...

Babe, I get you. Please pop over to my blog, little something there I want you to have. No sticking your fingers down your throat, you are nice and I want to thank you for being there for me. Lets hang in there and wait for the full circle and start again, come on you know you want too!!!!!

Anonymous said...

sorry you are not doing well enough.....disappointed you no longer consider me a friend.....but oh well YOUR loss.....

Scots said...

I've been down the offie and got the gin and a bottle of bukkie .... if its good enough for the monks it's good enough for me :o)

You fancy some company to polish off the bottle??? lmao

scots xxxxx

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((MnM)))~ I dont wanna come back to England...... I truely dont.....xxx

~(((Becky)))~ physically yes, emotionally no...... glad is cooler now for you.....xxxx

~(((kati)))~ me lad starts back on Wednesday, we dont fly home til Saturday, and I aint even got any of his school stuff yet lol.....xxx

~(((((Wendy))))))~ sometimes one just have to put on a face as to not hurt anyone else.....xxxxxx

~((((ol lady))))~ Im all quested out :( ......xxxxx

~((((Queenie)))))~ I love you dear friend.... xxxxx

- Anonymous - I have no idea whom you are or even what the hell you are on about???? - go on - give me a clue???? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

~(((Scotts)))~ sure, come on down, I might not make great company but we sure as hell can get ratarsed together....... xxxxxx

JBelle said...

Do I look bovvered?


Hell, yes, I'm bovverd! when is my friend coming home???

And Anonymous: get off. Either ID yourself or shut it.

Interplanet Janet said...

((((((((Marmie)))))))),

Whatever it is, my heart is with you. Here's a little joke - maybe make you smile a little. (apologies to all of you (like me) blondes).

BEAR LEFT

Two blonde hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT," so they went home.

Much love to you Marmie,

Janet

MarmiteToasty said...

Been on a 5 hour whale watching trip today.... bleedin amazing..... whales everywhere, the captain blokie said it was the most for many weeks....... guess who first got on the whaling boat with boasts of 'I have sea legs and never get sea sick, been on the water all me life' and then 3 hours out prompty throws up over the back of the boat LMFAO........ and then turned first white then green.......it wasnt me... well what can I say..... I stood in the stickie out bit at the front of the boat and lapped it bloody up........ just loved it..... sea legs my arse LOL.....

Did I mention we saw a real live black bear yesterday whilst up in New Hamster..... freakin blew me mind as me matie and my lad leapt out of the car to take bloody photos....

Anyways we are off Moose finding in the morning before we have to fly home on the 8pm flight to Heathrow..... I DONT WANNA GO HOME.......

Maybe I will share more later....... and maties....... fanks.....

X

Peanut said...

Okay.. so I admit it, Mel.. I laughed.

At least when I'm pissed off, I have the bloody guts to tell ya!

I'm just hoping that all is 'cool' between us..

Peanut said...

I'm referring .. sorta... to the anonymous post, but I'm pretty sure you twigged on to that, huh?

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((JBelle)))~ I aint bovvered either, not about annoymouse...... except I have been trying with Sharkie to suss and sort out whom it could be.....

Fanks for watching me back....

:( I/we fly home tomorrow night and get home sometime on Saturday......I DONT WANNA GO HOME... I WANNA STAY HERE.....xxxxxxx

~((((((((InterplanetJanet))))))~ you daft cow lol..... fanks for making me smile.. and much much love back at you.....xxxxxxxxxx

~((((Peanut))))~ are you annoyingmouse? dam you, you silly cow.... I have been wondering which matie I might of pissed off..... lol....xxxx

~((((Peanut)))))~ you got me return email right? the reply to your wonderful 'made me smile' rant LMFAO..... friends always matie, even though Im a miserable cow most of the time...xxxxxx

Peanut said...

NOOOOOOO

NO NO NO

Absolutely NOT

I was not anony - mouse..

Didn't mean you to think that

Peanut said...

Just want to make sure I got the mail you are talking about, Mel..

I got one which was just one word. and then I got one, which you also sent to the other gumbies..

Was there another?

Glad we're 'okay'... and I'll say it again.. I'm not anonymous, ok. :o)

Interplanet Janet said...

OMG, you were in New Hamster??????

I'm originally from Massachusetts!!! Grew up in that area - me mum lives in Londonderry to this day! (I'm Now in Beaverton, Oregon).(Did you get to go to Framingfish too???)

It's too bad you weren't able to see the "Old Man on the Mountain" but his face fell off a few years ago... such a sad end to such an iconic wonder.

Hope you got to have some Sam Adams beer and some Maine lobster. And hope you got to see the sites around my old stomping ground Boston. So much history there.

xoxoxoxo

PS - you are the only person who can call me a "daft cow" and I actually take it as a compliment. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Love you Marmie.

ciara said...

and where is MY email young lady?! hmmmm??? lol i'm glad ur having a 'whale' of a time..lmao yes, i know that was bad...but it was so bad it was funny right?? lol i bet i can guess who's sea legs got a little sea sick lol

Bugwit said...

Your trip sounds too freaking cool, Marms! Enjoy yaself!

:-)

(thought you'd given up blobbing there for a while!)

Bugwit said...

Psst *hands over Gin & Juice*

MarmiteToasty said...

Leaving for the 2 hour drive to Boston Airport........ they are lobbing us out of the country, they have had enough of us.......... we fly out at 8pm this evening and land at 7.30 Saturday morning.... I DONT WANNA GO...... and I DONT FLY TO GOOD.....

This has been the most amazing journey for me, in so many ways..... especially emotionally..

Fanks doodles for letting me be a little part of your lives and country......

Maybe see you when we get back to England...... Im not quite sure....

xxx

eddie said...

I came on here want to find a funny story about life to make me smile and i got a X Hope your having fun dear, miss you...eddie

Catch said...

MARMIEEEE?????????

JBelle said...

okay you rotten Slag, where are you?

the psycho therapist said...

Welcome back to the UK, baby. It all looks so different now, doesn't it? The house too small, the furniture "off"...

*sigh*

Integration, re-entering the atmosphere. Sounds like that heat shield held despite some shoddy plates.

Cuppa?
You know where to find me.

/waving at Schmeebs, Peanut and Janet Blue

/rummaging through the closet to see where yFooly hid that M240B for Mr. Anonymouse

Mel, do you really not have an idea who this is? Really? I think I can hepp ya, unh huhn.

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MarmiteToasty said...

~((((Peanut)))~ well I didnt think it was you, cos anyone that has the word 'FRIEND' in a comment to me wouldnt be an annoyingmouse.... so I finks it aint no right proper matie of mine...yeah thats the email I was on about.....xxx

~(((Interplanet janet)))~ yep was up or down :) in New Hamster... oh my, what the most beautiful place...... didnt get to see the faceless 'old blokie of the mountain' I think I was in an exhausted sleep in the car lol..... didnt get to do Boston either....but then I aint to good with cities anyways...

I certainly had that there lobster..... poor larry :( RIP.... but aint had a beer in over a fortnight lol.....

yep 'daft cow' is a term of endearment to special maties :).....xxxx

~(((((Ciara anyones for a lick of their red steaming lobster ;))))))~ that is probably the worst joke on record lol.... ok ok, so I said that exact same joke to my Jacob on the boat and me just blank stared at me lol..... email coming when I get me clock back into the proper time.......xxxxx

~((((((((Bugs))))))))~ freaking cool describes down to the tee.... and.... well... about the other...... we will just have to wait and see....fanks I SO NEED THAT FUCKING GIN......xxxxxxx

~((((Eddie))))~ welcome back matie..... just scroll down a little and have a butchers at other posts to make you smile.....xxxxxx

~((((((((((((catch)))))))))))....... whhhhhhaaaaaaaatttttt????......xxxxxxxxx

~(((((JBelle)))))~ Im dragging around like a zombie, thats where I am.....knackered but trying to get everything shipshape and sorted cos I start fucking work tomorrow.....and Im also lost in a world of my own, thats where I am......xxxxxx

~((((((Wendy))))))~ sigh.....life aye.... and fanks you, you know all what for......

and nope, dont have a clue who annoyingmouse could be..... certainly not someone I would call matie thats for sure....xxxxxx

MarmiteToasty said...

Maties.......

We got back to our house at just before 11 yesterday morning, it should of been a tad earlier but it looked for a while that Virgin had lost our bleedin bags..... tossers..... . but they turned up somehow on the wrong bloody baggage thingie that goes round and round, with 3 other
peoples bags on the same flight as us.....

Cos we flew over night and what with the 5 hours mess up with zone
times, we got home completely exhausted, cos we missed a whole nights sleep, so I went to bed for a couple of hours, thats all I could do cos I had so much to do........

Janet was so pleased to see me, that this afternoon she laid a bloody egg, the first egg for about 5 weeks..... ok ok, I know its was probably just a coincident cos she has finished moulting her feathers (chickens dont lay when in moult), but I would like to think it was she was pleased to see me.....

So last night at 10.30 I drugged meself up well over the eyeballs (ok ok shut up, does it look like Im bovvered)and dragged me weary arse to bed with me book and me memories, and awoke this morning like a zombie, I think I might of over done the stuff LMFAO.....today consists of sorting the mess out here and washing and and and all that mundane rubbish of life..... and hopefully I will have time this afternoon to stack the shelves of the bookcase of me mind.... or shove stuff away for a lonely rainy day.........

I cant believe so many comments on a blob when only an 'X' was posted LOL........ you daft buggers.....xxxxx

Queenie said...

Safe journey back, missing you..

Lora said...

Glad ya made it home ok

The Fool said...

Just stopping by to see if you'd posted any word...

My goodness....as you note...all of this commentry over an "X." Your words must be missed M-Toasty.

And I love the coining of Anonymouse for labelling dirve-by commentator. Another interesting coining to describe the colorful inhabitants that wander Blogworld.

Welcome back. Mel.

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((queenie)))))~ I aint stopped since landing.....sigh.... and then straight back into work monday morning... I will get around to everyone..... sorry I aint been around, what with me holiday etc...... Ive missed you to :)....xxxx

~(((((lora))))~ fanks you :)...... I would rather be back in Maine though.....xxxxxx

~(((((Foolie))))))~ LOL@missed words.... its all bollocks at the end of the day....

So ya like me annoyingmouse phrase? :).... well ya know me... always have words for every thing....xxxxxx

Anonymous said...

(((((((( M ))))))))

hope you had the time of your life......these are the special moments in life that make the rest of time much more bearable .....
stay your ole sweet self, my friend....i love ya!

by the way.... i have a bit o' happy news to share...... but i will make you wonder for a while....lol

love you,
your daughter,
*gazey *

Anonymous said...

why can i post here under 'anonymous' but not my nic? weird....and NO!, i aint the other 'anonyomos' who posted to ya earlier.....lol
*gazey*

Queenie said...

Have you done all your washing yet?

Mom not Mum said...

I'm betting if I made a post with just an X I would get all of 2 replies. LOL I have aspirations to be you.

Also - if you don't start posting I'm gonna hop in my picnic and go on a marmie search. I'm sure I can find your village with my tomtom and someone will know the lady with the chicken and the baby hanging in her car window. - scaring you now a bit aren't I? lol

seenthatbefore said...

momnotmum has it right. a search for mt it must be. I propose the first place to look would be in those caverns displayed on the August 14th post. I'd venture a guess that she done slipped, fell in, and is waiting for a spelunker to save her. Are there any spelunkers out there? If so I am willing to help belay the ropes. Drastic times call for drastic action.

Interplanet Janet said...
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Interplanet Janet said...

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and for Janet, this:

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ciara said...

((((mel, ya old slag bag)))where the hell are ya? and i think you got me confused w ya self. no red lobster licking here, my dear, they were all in maine! lol

The Fool said...

I'm just jonesin' for a bit of Twaddle...

:)

Scots said...

I've set the satnav to search for Marmite and I've loaded the Gin 'n' Tonic and the voddy (for me) into the boot (trunk for out overseas pals) and I'm on my way ... dunno where ... but I'm deffo on my way!

I'm stopping at every daisy damp wash from here to Lands End in search of the mad woman lovingly known as Marmy xxxxx

Missing you and the Twaddle, babes xxxxx

Lynn said...

X

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((((((((((Gazey))))))))~ yep, memories and wonderment to last a lifetime :)

ok spill the bloody beans, whats the secret?..... oh my.... YOUR PREGNANT? you lucky cow LOL .....xxxxx

ps..... I know you wasnt annoyingmouse ya daft old bat..xx

~((((((((((queenie))))))))~ on the last load now :).... xxxxx

~((((MnM)))~ LOL@you.... you SO dont wanna be me, honestly.. its bloody hard work....

*Hiding* as every picnic car that drives past lol.....xxxxxxx

~(((seenthatbefore)))~ me, well I can hide and mingle and no one would know it was me :)... aint them caves HUGE.... I thought they looked a bit like 'Cheddar Gorge' :) - google it LOL.....xxxxx

~(((((InterplanetJanet)))))~ how come you can always make me smile when I need to :)..... fanks for those.....so very much.....xxxxx

~((((ciara slagger just wants a lick of me Maine Lobster anyones for a testicle opps mean tenticle)))..... I aint had time to scratch me bum since coming home.....xxxxxxx

~(((((Foolie)))))~ sigh..... well sod them bloody Jones that live over the road from me :)...xxxxxx

~(((((Scottie)))))~ ya daft wee scottishman lmfao..... ya forgot the bleedin ice for me drink..... Ive sat out on the kerb for 2 days waiting for ya, and landsend is West NOT South sonny lol........xxxxxxxx

~((((Lynn))))))~ XxXxX :)