Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Mission Accomplished - And - Should I Be Worried...

Ok........ first off, sorry I aint been around ya blobs and Twaddle of late.... trying to deal with Tosser X who will just not roll over and DIE... hospitals, a fall that has torn something in me good knee, hospital hoping I aint tore me acl that I had replaced a few years ago with me hamstring, will know more on Friday, interviewing parents AND getting the job for Febuary with 2 little boys - (The parents THEY LIKED ME)for more childcare arrangements and now an Engagement Party to organise for the 28th of this month for my Tom.... so even though Im finding it difficult to get about with 2 dodgy knees I HAVE TO STILL WORK lol... no peace for the wicked, all I can say is that I must of been a well bad kid and this is me punishment LOL

Anyways, enuff of all that bollocks......

Halloween came to this house in one mad rush, we dont do weeks before like doodles do, we just do HALLOWEEN NIGHT.... I let the nippers carve some pumpkins and we decorated the lounge, dragged the coffin out that lives under me bed with George in it and all the bits of bobs..... the minded nippers think that the coffin which looks like a real coffin that we made a few years back and is lined with black and red silk and the skeleton bones of George, well, they think its the bones of a minded nipper that didnt eat its lunch lmfao..... aint I mean.... it puts the fear of god into them.... that will learn em... fear is good right? and they all love me right? lol



This is George....

Anyways..... all me lads were going to various parties so I knew I would be mostly here on me own, I was invited to a party at Sharons but cos I cant get around to good, I thought I would give it a miss....

But, jebus the noise level in this house was just so loud and funny....... my Tom said he had a party to go to but had no idea what to go as, it was a spur of the moment party decision lol..... I told him to let me think for 5 minutes and I will come up with something lol......

BINGO...... I rummaged around in the shed and found a tin of green emulsion paint, its water based right? so that means its not like a shiny gloss, it would wash off right? eventually......

Well, we thought about it and decided to use it LMFAO cos we couldnt think of anything else.... THE HULK here we come..... so I painted, yes painted my Tom's face, arms neck, hands and body with green paint from the shed LMFAO..... we ripped an old Tshirt up and he shoved that on, we found some black spray stuff (I think it was car spray) and we sprayed his hair black lmfao..... all the time his 6 or 7 mates were just putting on boring masks and telling Tom he AND I were crazy lol...... oh my goodness, I laffed and laffed and laffed......

The finished product was actually great lmfao..... giggling as I type.... paint from the shed cost nuffin, as did the black car spray but the laffs were priceless....



Yep every bit covered, even inside his ears lmfao.......



Yep that will do lmfao...... the funny thing was, Tom has to work on Saturdays until 2ish, and he didnt get home til 3am in the morning and had to be at work by 8am... I didnt get up on Saturday cos I have a bit of a lay-in at the weekends or I visit Saint Matress Of The Springs as Soul Pumkin would say lol..... but when I did crawl out of bed and tiptoed to the bathroom, me victorian sink and bath was no longer white but GREEN lol...... I waited with baited breath for him to come home after work, and sure enough he still had green ears and his whole face was green tinged LOL he had to scrub and scrub for over an hour in the bath to get the rest off LMFAO to dam funny....

The other funny thing is that my daft Sam and his matie Rob (yes there were about 15 lads and lasses here trying to get sorted, well my Sam and Rob decided to use the rest of the black spray and spray each others faces so that they looked liked gollies LOL..... they ran out before I had a chance to take photos.... it took a good 3 days to get the paint off their faces cos it was car spray paint lmfao......

Early evening whilst we was painting and stuff, the music noise level in this house was making the walls rock lol.... but I had NOT forgotten me mission of the evening....... ya see, I do get loads of treat or treaters, many of me minded nippers knock on me door, but they also know, as do most of the parents that come with their kids, that I DONT DO NICE on halloween, I say if they take their kids out trick or treating then TOUGH... they had better be prepared to be scared if they knock on my door LOL...... yet year after year they come back.....

Before my Jacob went to his party he positioned himself out on a chair next to the front door with a mask and sat or slumped real still.... waiting and waiting and I was inside behind the door READY lol..... we could hear the kids from across the road that were having a party, we heard them say to their parents, oh lets do Mel's place first please please and then again last LMFAO.......



He sat real still and as the kids approached we could hear them say (these kids were all about 5-7 year olds) I wonder if Mel is in, oh and look at that scarecrow its real scary, and I heard the dad say, it is, but its not real children, just knock on the door...... well as the kids came up to the door Jacob moved and howled LMFAO..... the kids screamed and one flew back so fast he smacked into me car that was parked out the front lmfao.... screams and tears and everything lmfao..... the parents laffed and laffed...... Jacob then took his mask off and the kids calmed down.... well, until they then knocked on me door. Ya see I have this hidious mask and I crouch real low behind the door and then I fling the door open and shout WHAT DO YOU WANT GET OUT OF HERE and I grab for their treat bags lmfao..... oh my oh......



This is me lol...... aint I pretty lmfao....

One group of older kids (6-8 year olds) Jacob wasnt sitting out the front (it was bloody cold that night) so he crept around the side alley and came up behind them quietly as they knocked on me door..... so as they screamed and turned to run he was there, it was just so funny, even a dad ran lmfao.... we did manage to grab one cheeky 8 year old and opened the lid of next doors dustbin that was out the front and put the kid in it, jebus he could scream and kick and shout lmfao.......

They KNOW if they come to Mels house then be prepared to be scared.....

Jacob even managed to scary the poo out of a passing dog walker who has stopped to look at our window display and to peer at him, thinking he was a scarcow, and as she peered real close he screamed as did she as she leapt back about 6 feet lmfao the dog started whimpering lmfao and then she started laffing and later in the evening she bought her kids back to be frightened lol

This Halloween night we made 3 kids wet their pants..... and one little 6 year old batman poo'd his costume lmfao...we shoved 1 in next doors dustbin and scared the life out of about 20 others lol.... the following day as I was hobbling back from school a woman ran up to me laffing and said, YOU made our night last night, I reconised the woman from when I use to own me pre-school, I said, I didnt see you last night, she said, Im the mum of the batman LMFAO....... she actually fanked me for making it one of the best treat or trick rounds LMFAO...... I just told her I WAS NOT responsible for the washing of soiled batman outfit LMFAO.....

There...... mission accomplished 3 wet pants and 1 soiled batman.... DONE AND DUSTED til next year :) - next year Im nicking an idea I read on a blob.... instead of little bags of sweets to give out, Im going to cook sprouts and dip them in chocolate lmfao..... now that will be funny lol as they pop, what they will think is a giant chocolate into their little greedy gobs lmfao..

The following night my Tom once again said, oh shit mum, think of something, I have another party in Town..... I told him I was all out of ideas, so he said not to worry, he and his girlfriend would think of something and they both disappeared LOL.... they came back an hour later on the way to the party..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now you have to know that my Tom is 6'4 and is gorgeous......he could easily make a male model if he so wanted instead of working in the motor industry lol.... his girlfriend Sammie is only 5'2 and tiny and petite and lovely...... well I laffed so hard when he walked in to show me his outfit that I almost had to rush out and buy some absordant pads...... I just couldnt stop laffing.....

If I had suggested to him a week earlier the outfit he turned up in he would of laffed and said NO WAY NO HOW cos my Tom is a right proper macho man....... this is what my gorgeous big strapping lad went out in a taxi on the Saturday evening to a halloween party wearing......



Yep..... aint he gorgeous lmfao...... the funny thing is my Tom has 2 half sleeve tatoos and a HUGE dragon tat on his back..... and his initials on his chest (thats incase he ever forgets who he is)....

He had only squeezed into one of Sammies maties dresses lmfao..... and she had done his hair and make up lmfao.... complete with fishnet stockings and suspenders and panties lmfao hahahahah and a handbag slung over his shoulder....he looked like a transvesite lmfao.....



This is him crouching down head level with Sammie LOL..... dig the beauty spot.... he had more make up on his face in that photo then what Ive ever had on me face in a lifetime lmfao.....



Should I be worried? he said it was right comfortable lmfao hahahahaahahahaha Tom wears size 13 shoes and sammie wears tiny size 4s so he put on his big boots just to get to the party lmfao..... to dam bloody funny......



I suppose if work in the motor industry hits a slump, Tom could always earn a little extra on a Saturday night down the old Guildhall Steps behind the Lion Statues, turning tricks lmfao (local knowledge thats where all the hookers hang out) lol



No one reconized Tom dressed as the Hulk when he walked into a club on the Friday, and no one reconized him at first when he walked into the house party on Saturday lmfao....... maybe his life should go down the private detective road cos he sure is a master of disguise LMFAO....

Through all the ups and downs and the highs and lows in this house, one thing ITS NOT BORING LIVING HERE lol

Ok, bored ya to Twaddke tears here on this crisp DRY Wednesday morning.......

x

60 comments:

Dumdad said...

I'm the first commenter!!!!! Hooray. Makes my day; must get out more.

You could NEVER be boring.

Dumdad said...

And I'm the second one too (or two in this case).

Catch said...

I loved the pictures! Im thinking any day at your house has to be full of some suprise! Tom is quite the cutie!!! Nice legs too! lol

Lisa said...

LOL, Mel! Hope yer Tom doesn't get to enjoying the stockings TOO much! There might be competition in that marriage for clothes!!

Mirrror, mirror, on the wall, isn't Tom the prettiest of all!

Mei Del said...

i love your halloweens - i wudda so have brought my nippers round to yours if we were near you. love that choc sprouts idea, wicked!

cast in the name of god, ye not guilty said...

OK, THAT is hilarious. What a great time you must have had!!

Sounds like Halloween was a success at your house. Do you know what the other boys went as?

((hugs!)) <3 Mel Jr.

Charles Gramlich said...

Well, I thought he was a bit flat chested, but other than that he's right cute.

Sorrow said...

OMG!
Frankenfurter should be jealous!
need to tell that lad he has a very nice set of gams!
~insert low long whistle here~
ROTFLMAO!

Cindy said...

"To the Bat Mobile, er, Bat room,Robin!"
I'm going to laugh for days over this Halloween post of yours...

ChrisB said...

This is hugely entertaining-I love all the photos and the thought of choc sprouts(you must try those next yr), peeing and pooping had me LOL.

Chef E said...

I saw you on Buffalodick's site, and loved your chicken dancing pic...I have a pic of my 21 year old son dressed up in his girlfriends nightie that he bought her, being silly and all...he wanted to show his step dad and me what he had bought her, and if we thought she would like it...now I have that pic to black mail him forever! Nice to meet ya!

Silver Valley Girl said...

Can I come to your house for Halloween next year? Too much fun!! And Tom dressed up like a girl reminds me a little of David Bowie. Maybe he could be one of those impersonators and make a little money on the side!!

Tori_z said...

LMAO!

ChicagoLady said...

Absolutely hilarious! I had to cover my mouth here at work or they would have wondered what I was sitting on.

What are gollies? (thank goodness I figured out what doodles are)

Akelamalu said...

Oh you bad, bad, woman you - scaring the shit out of the kids! LOL

The green paint was a great idea, though I bet Tom didn't think so when he had to go to work green! He does make a lovely looking woman, did he get many offers? :)

buffalodick said...

Tell your son, if he shaves his legs and gets a boob job- to stay out of prison! Insane as always, I see...LMAO!!! XOXOXO back at ya!

KAYLEE said...

hugs!!!

SisterOne said...

{{{{{{Marmie!}}}}}} Your blob is so much fun! Your sons must keep you laffin all the time! Enjoy them, they'll be grown & gone too soon...

Punkn said...

Oh my - those poor children - being scared witless. LMAO great job! I loved your costume. And Tom - chip of the old mum. He is absolutely gorgeous! LOL

Maggie May said...

What a carry on!
If ya want a scare come over to my place!
Wordless Wednesday!

JeanieSpokane said...

Terribly funny, Marmie. The pictures are a hoot. (So, regarding you wish Tosser X would just DIE - I have special skills - see my testimony)

LadyStyx said...

*laffz* oh dear heaven!!

Pamela said...

you wouldn't give out chocolate covered brussel sprouts, would you? you would?
ha ha ha.

all in all.. a very funny post.

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((dumdad)))~ LOL@makes your day.... to funny....xxxxxx

~(((catch)))~ some days its mental here and I wish for peace and quiet, and on those peace and quiet days I realise the time left with my boys in this setting is slowly coming to an end and it makes me so very sad..... yeah Tom has girlie legs lmfao....xxxxxx

~((((lisa)))~ We so laffed when he lifted his dress and showed his stocking tops lmfao..... xxxxxx

~(((mei del)))~ I will admit we have always have funny halloween nights, I use to be one of the only houses in this village that did halloween and when me older lads were younger we use to have the most amazing parties here.... and I am SO going to do the cooked chocolate sprouts next year :)...xxxxxx

((((not guilty)))~ Well, Tom was of course the hulk.... Sam sprayed his face like a gollie which is not really politically correct EXCEPT its a part of our history so no problem with me.... Ben had a posh do to go to do didnt dress up..... and Jacob went as a mad monk LOL....xxxxxxx

~((((charles))))~ we stuffed and stuffed his bra but still he looked flat chested lmfao.... LOL@right cute.....xxxxxxx

~(((((sorrow)))))~ hahahah Ive talking it that 'gams' are legs.... he does actually lol I would die to have his legs lmfao.....xxxxxxx

~(((((cindy))))~ Halloween is not complete without at least one pair of soiled trousers lmfao....xxxxxx

~(((crispy))))~ yep the sprouts are not gonna be part of me tradition lol.... I CANT WAIT, I will tell the kids that they can eat the giant chocolate on the doorstep and if they do I will tell them that I have a big bag of sweets for them lol that will make them eat them infront of me LMFAO.....xxxxxxx

~((((chef e))))~ welcome from buffs blob :) - aint he a cutie lol..... I love me dancing chicken it seems to fit who I am lol.... aint the old photos bought out in times of need just the bestest LOL nice to meet you to :).....xxxxxx

~((((SilverValleyGirl))))~ you can come if you eat a giant chocolate covered sprout to start the night off lmfao....xxxxx

~(((((ToriZ))))~ oh hush with ya LMAO lmfao hahahahahahahahaha..... see what a mad house I sometimes live in....xxxxxxx

~((((chicagolady)))))~ :) - Yeah try explaining that you were looking at photos of a bloke dressed as a girl to your boss LMFAO....

gollies are not politically correct now like so many other things, BUT they are a part of our British history, and I DO NOT have a problem with them, and have one meself....

http://www.golliwogg.co.uk/

http://www.vam.ac.uk/moc/collections/teddies/gollies/index.html

Make of it as you will :)...xxxxxx

~((((ake))))~ now, you couldnt really see me opening the door all nice and quiet and sweet could you? LOL most of the kids that knock KNOW its gonna be a hard ride lmfao...... Tom had green bits on him for days lmfao... I would NOT recommend using green emulsion paint on a human though lol....xxxxxxx

~((((buffalo)))))~ I think he would make a great inmates bitch LOL..... I would just have to supply him with pots of vaseline lol.... but think of the money and favours he would make lol..... I aint insane (typing this from a mental institute lol)... I was thinking maybe thats why to of me bestest friends one here in real life and one in the cyberworld are both 'nut nurse' as I affectionately call them.... you know those that work with people with mental challenges lol.... I will be the first to know via them if Im really going insane lol.... xxxxxxxxxxxxx to you....xxxxx

~((((kaylee)))~ oh, fanks for them lol....xxxxx

~(((punkn))))~ sod the poor children... you should of heard some of the screams when I grab their goodie bags and started rummaging through them for something I liked lol.... and I end by waving my arm and shouting NOW SHOVE OFF YOU LITTLE BRATS.... Tom is gorgeous but he aint no chip, Im as ugly as sin LOL....xxxxxx

~((((maggie)))))~ How funny you have a hulk post up at the same time :)....xxxxxx

~(((((jeanieS)))~ I'll read ya testimony but I do have me own plans lol.... I could get him removed tomorrow if I said the word... god help him if he actually pushes me over that line :).... xxxxxxxx

~((((ladystyx))))~ LMFAO@you..... wanna swap places...xxxxxx

~((((((pamela)))))~ I SO WOULD lol... I just wish I had thought of it before this years halloween and am desperately trying to think of where I could do them NOW...... OH MY GOODNESS Ive just had a thought...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - the school Christmas fare - the schools have already sent out letters asking for donations to the raffle and the cake stall.... HAHAHAHAHAHA ok now Im on a mission..... Im so gonna make some and package them up like little homemade truffles and donate to the school LMFAO anonomousely of course :).... xxxxxx

soul pumpkin said...

never a dull moment here in Twaddleland...making the little nippers fudge their undies, transvestites and ghouls...what's next?...

soul pumpkin said...

Yoikes!...you just posted seconds before me...

the psycho therapist said...

Tom looks ab fab but YOU, well, it looks like you haven't cut your hair since the Maine trip. (hee hee)

What a great Mum, y'are.
(smiling at your widdle face)

___

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((((((((Soul))))))))))~ whats next? well its my Sams birthday tomorrow and on the 28th my Tom is getting engaged to his girlfriend :) which is both costing me a fortune LOL.... so we've booked the hall and the music (which was my gift to them both and I bet it costs an arm and a leg compared to doodleland lol)... and then there is old age and death :).... there, me life all wrapped up lol..

Yikes, cripes and bloody hell, you did post just one minute after me lol it must of been in the middle of your night....xxxxxxxxx

~((((((PT))))))))~ my dear nut nurse as mentioned above in comments lol..... dont my Tom look the picture as we Brits would say lol....

And as regards me, oh so much of me has changed so very much besides me hair :(

I dont know about a good mum lol Im sure me lads would dispute that at times, I can only do what I feel inside for them.... thats ALL I have to give....

(smiling at you) - love ya girl....xxxxxxxxxx

Intense Guy said...

Awesome, simply awesome costumes!!

Next year I'm going to get me some orange paint and go trick or treating as an orange safety cone!

I want to wish the best of luck to Tom and a happy birthday to Sam.

*Hugs you tight* And you...YOU get well ASAP!!!

goatman said...

If I may get an edge in, wordwise: You guys seem to be having all the fun. I didn't even know you had Halloween over there.
And Tom is quite the attraction, better watch that boy!
Sorry to hear of your other knee's condition. Good that you have plenty of distraction with all your kids.

Lulda Casadaga said...

Too funny as always. Hey, a little part of Tom is the daughter you never had....:D
I love Halloween...my friend would love to have your mask to add to her overflowing decoration collection. Those little wee brats will remember you for years to come. Now the poor kid who shat himself may need therapy for years to come! :d

The Fool said...

My goodness...it looks like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. You folks are having way too much fun. :)

theresa162 said...

What great pictures. Looks like such a great time. I have had a blast looking through your blog. I can't wait to see what kind of ornament I will be sent. You have a great humor to you!! Fun Fun Fun is definately what I see here. Love it!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL... this year my son and 2 of his cousins staged a scene next to the house. My sister and I were innocently drinking wine on the porch and passing out treats, and Jack and his 2 cousins took turns with a shovel and one of them acting dead with comments like "that should do it" and "no one will find him here".... there was some dragging of bodies about and flying dirt... Several trick or treaters were quite frightened, my sister and I had to assure one paid of young teens that it really was just a prank ... LOL.

- Kirby

Queenie said...

Your a wicked wicked woman, but I luvs yah!!!!!!

Coral said...

Wow - Your Tom is a good looking girl!!

"Tom and Sam, my two girls", she coos!

xxxxx

Tell us more about the kness.

French Fancy said...

your son is gorgeous

Bina said...

Do you have any idea how hard it is to laugh while you have bronchitis? You are KILLING me over here! My God how I wish I could have been there to see that.

And My God that hulk looked really good, and he looked really good in the hot girls outfit, too!

I just love reading your posts, but I should have waited until I wasn't so coughing so freaking much cause I almost lost a lung!!! LOL

Echo said...

I get such a huge kick out of you!
It jsut shows a mum is a mum no matter what languages she thinks in.
thankss

Robin said...

Mel, what a beautiful daughter you have! Oh, wait....

Jenny Fletcher said...

Where the hell are ya Marmitetoasty?

I'm in Langstone, just before you get to the Havant r'bout, road opposite Tech.Park.

Maybe we can meet for a coffee some time. I can often be found in Caffe Nero in Havant, scribbling ideas for blogs and articles.

Casdok said...

Sounds like a great halloween! Love the photos! :)

Flowerpot said...

great pictures marmie - Tom is amazing!!

Mom said...

What a lovely blog and what a lovely family you have. I had to google Marmite. I had never heard of this thing you profess to love. It is not available here in the U.S,

Intense Guy said...

It's Saturday night... and I was thinking about going down the old Guildhall Steps behind the Lion Statues...

But then, I changed me mind -

*Hugs* Hope you are doing well and those arrangements for the 28th are coming along well.

ciara said...

((((mel and anyone's for a good bone or two))))did you say 'engagement' party? how old is he? doesn't he know he needs to wait? lol

happy birthday to your, sam...where's ya birthday post ya slacker-y slagbag? hehehe

you crack me up with the things you do...my mom was like that when we were younger. everyone always thought it was my brother. she wouldn't say a word, just shake her head 'no' lol

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((intense guy)))))~ LOL@an orange safety cone.... now thats a great idea for next year.... fanks for the wishes....

Hugzz back atcha....xxxxxx

~((((goatman)))))~ :) - halloween aint big like in the states and when my older lads were younger we was one of the only houses that did HALLOWEEN and I use to throw a big party for about 25 kids.... then I met up with a doodble matie who kids where the sam ages as my younger to and she had all the great stuff from the states and me and Mary hit our friendship off instantly, she was crazy lol.... so we use to do joint parties etc.... she moved with her english hubby and 2 kids back to the states about 3 years ago.... to Melbourne in Florida, I still miss her so much....

Tom is drop dead gorgeous when not dressed as a girl lol....

Fanks about the knee sorryness lol.... its been difficult so its a good job I just hack through it all til I drop lol....xxxxxxxx

~((((lulda)))))~ nah I NEVER wanted girls and thats the honest truth, I was to scared that they would have the same shit relationship that me and my mother had.... I KNOW NOW that would not of been... but Ive never craved for a girl.... to be honest I always wanted to have 6-8 boys :)... thats the truth...

And halloween aint halloween in this house if ya cant get nippers to wee or poo their pants, next year we are aiming for a higher number lol....xxxxxx

~((((((((((((((Foolie))))))))))~ it was fun and we so laffed, but I was glad when everyone went out to their different parties and the door stopped knocking and I could sit in peace LOL....xxxxxxxx

~((((theresa)))))~ welcome to the madhouse lol...... :) I please to meet me crimbo tree decoration swapper lol.... your blob is lovely... we are so very different but that to is ok :).... now I have to pick a decoration thats fitting lol....xxxxxxx

~((((kirby)))))~ welcome...... LOL@your son and his cousins.... how very gruesome.... now you are putting ideas into me head....xxxxx

~((((queenie))))~ lubs you to ya cripple lol.... Well, halloween night give permission to be wicked :)....xxxxxx

~((((((((((coral))))))))))~ Tom would make a good jailhouse bitch me thinks lol EXCEPT he is as hard as nails and very much a BLOKE lol... he can well look after himself in ANY situation... apparently..... so Ive been told.... and not by the police lol....

The knees aint to good.... time will tell.... xxxxxxx

~((((French fancy))))))~ welcome - now I feel I have to post some more photos of him DRESSED NORMAL lol....xxxxx

~((((bina))))~ :) laffing is good it unclogs the phelm LOL....:) xxxxxx

~((((echo))))~ welcome to the house of madness..... stop lurking and comment more :)...yep mums are mums the world over....xxxxx

~(((robin))))~ hey you :).... aint she pretty lol.... I'll have to watch and see what new clothes Tom buys and see if its bra and panties lmfao...xxxxx

~((((jenny))))~ welcome...... :) now aint that funny you live at Langstone and thats just about 12 minutes from me lol...... we are in havant at least once a week and often down at langstone harbour..... WE WILL have to meet for a coffee.... now that would be wellabit strange LOL..

Oh my a local blobber lol....xxxxxx

~((((casdok)))))~ it was crazy thats for sure..... I need to start acting me age a bit more now that Im old lmfao....xxxxx

~((((flowerpot))))~ yes he is fanks :)..... at 6'4 he is a stunning bloke.. but he would make such a great hooker LOL....xxxxx

~(((mom))))~ welcome and thank you..... I must of spent almost a hour crusing and reading back on your blob, its so lovely, you have such a beautiful family.... I just couldnt stop reading.....

I think you can get marmite in little special shops.... I send marmite over to blobbers all the time, if ya want to try some, email ya address and I will try and remember to post ya a jar :)....xxxxx

~((((((intense))))))~ well it was Saturday night and I was in bed by 8.30 last night, so I for one would not of been down the Guildhall Steps behind the Lion Statue :)..... Ive tried, but I dont even earn me busfare home lol....

Fanks, had to get Sams birthday done and dusted and now can concentrate on the Engagement party, except I think Sammie's mother is sorting most things out, which suits me if Im honest lol I just have to cough up the dosh lol....tight Hugzzzz to you dear you...xxxxxxx

~(((((((ciara anyones for a look up a transvesitites skirt)))))))~ yep engagebloodyment.... sorta out of the blue, he has only been with this girl about 9 months..... BUT on saying that, they are so well suited, and they really are in love.... he is 22 they aint getting married yet though.... not like what I did.... god engaged and then got married 6 months later..... why oh WHY oh why lol..... :)......young love aye..... I'd like me some old love now though lmfao......xxxxxxxx

jolie-jordan said...

Oh my...Marmie...you guys are off the wall crazy and fun. I am so dull compared to you. I just answered the door looking like the Grammy that I am and gushing at the kids who came to the door in their cute outfits and costumes.

We had like 50 kids show up which is more then we have had in previous years. The weather was dammed near balmy and people in the states are getting hungry what with the constant rise in food costs. Any thing that is free is gobbled up.

I got to say you guys would scare the s*** out of me. And yer boy does make a very pretty girl.

Thanks for sharing your happy goofiness, my girl.

Love you...J-

JR's Thumbprints said...

Here in the States they sell an anti-Fungal cream that'll take care of the greenish skin. For the life of me I can't recall the name of it.

Cindy said...

Toni was on my bus today and the first thing I asked her was had she been to read your post. She's got her daughter reading you now- you're getting quite a fan base in this area!

Mom/Mum said...

Oh I loved those pics - tom looks good in fishnets doesn't he??!! Sounds like you had lots of fun. good for you guys.

Jim Brand and Jana Tritto said...

I should have gone to bed hours ago, but have had such fun reading your stories. The photos are a real hoot.
Normally, we don't do alot of Halloween decorating; but this year we did an outdoor scene with a fellow in red longjohns, some straw bales, a jack-o-lantern, and some lights.... It was fun. My daughter, Dana, who is quite autistic, but fairly high functioning, was very leary of the guy... she'd stand a ways away and stare at him, and continually ask, "He's not REAL, is he?". That was a riot. I think we'll do it again next year!!

meggie said...

Your lovely son is a lot better looking than a lot of todays 'girls'.!

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((jolie)))))~ it certainly was a crazy night and jebus woman YOU ARE NOT DULL lmfao.... your just nice and soft to nippers where I gleam pleasure in scary the poo out of them LOL

I did buy bars of chocolate but also made up little bags of sweets... there didnt seem to be any greed here, kids just took ONE item off the tray without even being told, some even just took one of the little chocolate eyes which were tiny compared to the bags of sweets, so I WAS THE ONE that told them to take 2 or 3 lol

love you girl....((Jolie))))...xxxxxxx

~((((thumbprints)))~ welcome :) - maybe its called 'Green Anti=Fungal Cream' lmfao .....xxxxx

~((((cindy)))))~ :)- tell her just to send dosh for the pleasure of reading lol... and to stop lurking and to post a comment lmfao....xxxxxxxxxx

~(((mom/mom)))~ It was fun, I was knackered by the end of the evening and was guite glad when all me lads went out to there different parties lol.....my Tom would die if he knew I had shared these photos LOL....xxxxxx

~(((jim/jana)))~ welcome to you both from Dingleberries... oh my, it will take you forever to read back from the beginning lol.... GET TO BED... we dont go mad with decorations just drag out the normal rubbish from under me bed, some old old stuff.... sounds like Dana has her head screwed on more then some of the kids here lol... they said 'it aint real is it' and it WAS lol.....xxxxxxxx

~((((meggie)))~ yes he is lmfao, you would not reconise him when he comes home from work at the garage where he works, full of grease etc.... he actually IS a proper bloke LOL....xxxxxxxx

Mean Mom said...

It's SCARY at your house, but very fun! George looks familiar.

My son has left and right tatooed on his arms in chinese! I've told him that he'll regret it.

Your neighbours sound great. I wish I had the courage to scare the kids round here, on Halloween, but some of them are so mamby pambied I think I'd end up in court. I'm trick or treating at your house, next year. I'll bring a spare pair of knickers, just in case.

Congratulations to Tom and his girlfriend on their engagement. Good luck with the party. Hope your knee gets better!

Cedar Street Kid said...

Ah,mean mom stole my comment about how George looked familiar!OH well.

Pecos Blue said...

Fun photos.

Go Figure said...

Worry, nah. HA!

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((MeanMom)))~ Its scary at my house every day of the year LOL... well, my Tom was sensible he waited until he was 20ish before he started his tats LOL.... he thought carefully about it, whereas my Ben didnt so much and has spent hours getting his daft chinese symbols covered up cos he got them to young... luckly their best matie is a very talented tat artist cos they dont pay the hundreds that it would of cost..... yeah, congrats my Tom :) it will seem strange to hand over the reins to someone else for his happieness lol....xxxxx

~(((Cedar)))~ George has lost a bit of weight lOL....little K who is 5 that I childmind asked me if George was really a child that didnt eat his dinner lol.... I just say YEP :)...xxxxxxx

~((((Pecos))))~ aint they just :)...xxxxx

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((((((((((((((Starr)))))))))))~ phew, no need to worry then, you say not to and I trust you completely.... :)....xxxxxxxxx