Wednesday 3 December 2008

Laff Me Red Stripey Socks Off...

Ok....... this is probably the shortest post Ive ever done LMFAO....... Im busier then a flea on a rats arse..... but I just had to share this.....

You remember Mike who was/is still very very poorly and who took a peep into deaths door a few weeks back ....... you remember, me matie Shelley and Bob's brother....

Well.....I rang a florist's shop over in Seattle a couple of weeks ago..... and spoke to this right proper nice bloke on the phone, cos I wanted to send Mike a little something to make him smile and so that he knows that someone thousands of miles away was thinking of him and wishing him well...... so after much chat with this bloke on the phone, and after him keeping on and bloody on about how no one had ever rang from England before and how much he loved me accent, and I would be the first to ring from England and place an order, and him asking about the Queen and our Prime Minister *as if I bloody know them*.... we got down to things...... so I ordered and sent to Mike in hospital a display of bright cheery flowers in a chicken mug.... yep a chicken mug LMFAO...... and attached to the flowers was a gas filled chicken balloon LMFAO how could I not....... it was to me PERFECT :) and I hope it put a smile on his face.......

Anyways, when I was in town during the week, I went into me favourite little individual shop that I hang around in when Im in Southsea.... just picking up bits and pieces of unusual things with certain people in mind...... I hate the normal run of the mill shops and when pressie hunting I tend to find the tiny original shops......

So, I wanted to get Mike a get well card.... but I didnt want just a normal card cos that wouldn't be me LOL.... ya know, with the GET WELL SOON and a little teddy bear on it or some such thing lol...... I knew if and when I saw 'the card' then that would be the one, Im not one of those people that can just run in a shop grab the first card in sight and rush out..... so, Im in this 'different' shop just browsing through cards....

To me, when you see a card and it actually makes you Laff ya red stripey socks off and you laff and laff out loud in the shop, then you HAVE to buy it, you KNOW its the one.....

So this is the card that I will post today to Mike...... Im hoping it will make him smile...... Im hoping he will know it was picked (I drove 13 miles to the shop JUST to buy a special card for Mike) with love, and Im hoping that Mike will know that even though people can not be there in person, that he is thought of.....




I was really laffing and the woman that was standing next to me turned and looked at me like I was an alien, so I showed her the card and said it was for a poorly friend in America, she said 'I dont think that is appropriate for someone that is ill' so I says, he might be really poorly but he still has the strength to get his willy out and fiddle if he wants, or I suppose a nurse could do it for him....... she gave me 'the look' and walked off....... daft cow, no sense of humour some people lol

Go on, the card made you laff didnt it? LOL

Can you see me new spotted ironing board cover LOL.... what you cant see is about 7 piles of this what is awaiting someones attention...



Hey, just cos I have a new cover DONT mean I have to use it, right? lol

Enough quick Twaddle for a Wednesday morning.... I have to hobble to our village post office and post Mikes card.......

Slater maties.....

x

73 comments:

Dumdad said...

Ho, ho, great card. And the sentiment expressed on it is certainly better than ironing...

Annie Wan said...

i dunno how the woman couldn't laugh, i'm sitting here and a snigger escaped. those piles, they look pretty neat to me already, what would you need to iron them for?

did you know that dumdad gave me an award and i tried to pass it on to you? trix gave me one a while back and i tried to give it to you too.

i know i know flea on a rat's arse - you, too busy to notice!! @!!$%!!@$$ (kidding, and because of that, i realised there's no hash sign on my keyboard)

Georgina said...

Great card! I'm off to fiddle with lots of willies now that it's official!!! France ((((xxxx))))

Catch said...

I love the card!!! Maybe the old bat who didnt laugh was just constipated! lol.....take care Marmie...xxxxxxx a flea in a rats ass just totally cracked me up!!!!!

Charles Gramlich said...

Personally, I liked the card. I don't konw your friend but I bet he appreciates it.

Akelamalu said...

I just love that card! I'm like you I take forever choosing 'just the right card' - it has to be a special shopping trip of its own card shopping.

I can't stand folks with no sense of humour - that silly bat of a woman must have been sucking lemons!

I'm sure Mike will love the card and take the advice ((wink))

ChrisB said...

Great card, how could you not laugh..bet he loves it :)

JBelle said...

hahahahaha! but quite sober now, with a look at that ironing board! oh my!

LadyStyx said...

You're right, the daft cow had absolutely NO sense of humor. Personally, I thought it was hysterical!

Jen said...

My boys barely know what an ironing board is. I had to tell them one day, "It's that shelf that I set the detergent on in the laundry room. The one shaped like a surfboard." Then they knew.

goatman said...

You know you can order "on line" now? But that wouldn't be the fun of surprising some guy in Seattle with your order of flowers (probably made his day.)
You are a true Saint helping mikey with a good thought.
Keep brushing off the unhip and uncool who can't laugh at a card meant to please. And I'm sure that it will, being a guy and all.

Lisa said...

If I had a willy, I would twiddle it and then put on a willy warmer and prance around the house!

I think I'm missing out!

Cindy said...

I'm sure Mike will be laughing heartily! He's lucky to have such a kind and thoughtful friend as you.

ChicagoLady said...

I'm sure he'll get a laugh out of that card for sure! I know I did! No man is too sick to want his willie fiddled with.

Deanna said...

You just ain't right lmao. It definitely made me laugh, but then I ain't right either....
The ironing will wait - trust me about that - mine waits just fine.

yellowdoggranny said...

oh my...I laughed my chubby ole ass off at the card....im so stealing it and posting it on the right day.

Pamela said...

laughter is like a good medicine (in Proverbs)

If he giggles as much as I did, that card ought to heal him!

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((Dumdad)))~ as long as Mike dont ask me to fiddle with it for him LMFAO......xxxxxx

~((((Mei Del))))~ I dont get whats with people with no sense of humour...

I aint been allowed to stand for long to iron, and me lads do do their bits BUT as and when they need them, so I still have piles of ironing everywhere LOL, they need to learn and stand for hours and do the lot :)

Oh hush with the @!!$%!!@SS look on me side bar and have a butchers, I get well embarrassed with awards I so dont think Im worthy lol....xxxxxx

~((((France)))))~ *cough* lots of willys? oh I should be so lucky lmfao.....xxxxxxx

~((((catch)))))~ Aint it just the funniest.... maybe the old fart had a cork up her bum lol....xxxxxx

~(((Charles)))))~ Mike is the brother of me friends Shelley and Bob, I only know him vagely thought them LOL..... Im just kindhearted thats all lmfao.......xxxxxx

~(((((((((Ake))))))~ Thinking Mike might get arrested if he fiddles in public *ha......xxxxxx

~(((((Crispy))))~ I posted it yesterday, hope it gets there to make him laff.....xxxxxx

~(((((((((((JBelle))))))))))~ yes Oh bloody my...... I wish an ironing fairy would whisk it all away and get the lot done and then i would be able to keep up..... that photo is just about a fifth of the pile LOL..... if I had one wish for crimbo it would be for someone to do all me ironing just the once....xxxxxxxxx

~(((((LadyStyx))))))))~ yeah that daft cow was humourless, I should of just head butted her and be done with it lmfao.....xxxxxxx

~((((((((Jen)))))))~ my lads know how to iron and do it, but only as and when they need something, which never gets rid of the piles lol...... LOL@surfboard....xxxxxxx

~((((((((goatman)))))))~ I know the online thingie, and I found the florist on line, but I wanted to make sure that it was kosher and went through proper, I always prefer to speak to someone :) but jebus, that bloke could talk for England LOL....

Mike was at deaths door and it all looked wellabit dodgy, and even though he aint out of the woods yet, I thought if he knew others were thinging of him then it just might help in a tiny way....xxxxxxx

~((((((Lisa))))))~ knitting Lisa a willy warmer for crimbo lmfao.... you could make them and sell them on your Etsy shop lol....

Yeah, blokes have all the fun with them willy things, they get to tuck them down their trouser legs and play swinging games with them lol and if they are truely lucky they can boast about 'gravel rash' LOL..... YOU ARE A LOON lol.....xxxxxx

~((((Cindy)))))~ as long as he dont laff and cough his kidneys up LOL....xxxxx

~((((ChacagoLady)))))~ just hope he dont as the nurses to fiddle with it for him LOL.....xxxxxx

~((((Punkn))))~ :) fanks for the compliment lol I here those famous words weekly lmfao....xxxxx

~((((yellowdog granny)))))~ I give you permission to nick it :).... I just found it so funny....xxxxx

~((((Pamela))))))~ yep ya right laughter can cure so many things..... I giggled all the way back to the car :)......xxxxxx

Jackie said...

I.Love.the.card!! Why, oh why, can't I find "appropriate" cards when I'm card shopping??

And, by the way, I have an ironing board that looks much the same as your's...with stacks that need attention!!

very apt expression about being busy...it's been that way around here, also. LOL

Have a great week, Mel...and keep us laughing. We need it...

buffalodick said...

My family has a tradition of sending funny, insulting, off color cards on birthdays- I'm always on the look-out for a good one like that!

anya said...

Well, MT, I'll tell ya what makes ME laugh my stripey red socks off....your wonderful funny posts! I was laughing my head off today.

Love the card too.

Intense Guy said...

I had to laugh at the florist and the chicken balloon...all the while thinking I'm glad they don't often have Willie balloons...

Oops...I hope *that* doesn't give you any crazy ideas!!

I bet you actually made that lemon sucking old prune's day...she probably went home and told her spinster older sister about the card and they had a giggle over it.

I'm sure Mike will enjoy the card and I hope he's up and about and enjoying "his toy" soon.

What ironing board? I see a sweater shelf... :)

Anonymous said...

That was the funniest card ever. I love looking for just the right card. Sometimes I find just the right card for someone and their birthday has already past and I will still buy it for their next one. I would stood there next to you and LMAO with you!! We call women like that SNOBBY SNOBS. LOL

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((Inspired)))~ Aint it just the funniest lol *cough* that ironing board is only holding about a fifth of what needs ironing LOL.... you to have a lovely week.. I can only be meself :)..xxxxxx

~(((buffalo))))~ please please trust me with your address..... this card was mild to what some were that I picked up LOL....xxxxxxxx

~((((anya))))~ wow, you wear RSS to? LOL so you lost your socks and ya head all in one day ;) now ya just need to loose ya marbles and your be just fine LOL....xxxxxx

~(((((Intense))))~ god knows that the florist blokie must of thought of me, but he kept laffing lol - OH my at willy balloons, well if I had found the card first I might of thought of a willy balloon LOL but I sent the flowers a few weeks ago :) - Im maties with his sister, my dear friend Shelley more then Mike, I aint seen Mike comment for over a year, but I just felt I so wanted to let him know that he was not alone fighting what he was/is fighting..and in the hope that it also might help Shelley to know they were not alone in the care of Mike...

Yeah the daft old cow probably was chuckling inside..

LOL@sweater shelf..... to dam funny, you crazy man lol....xxxxxxxx

~(((theresa)))~ oh Ive done that in the pass and then always forgot I bought one LOL - yeah that woman was a snotty old cow LMFAO.... or a stuck up snobby bitch.... see, I can be a fishwish with the rest of em LMFAO......xxxxxx

Toriz said...

I can't fairly comment on the card, so I wont. But I wanted to once again pass my best wishes on to Mike and his family.

WithinWithout said...

Any bloke who's sick still has a willy they can pull out for someone who's as special as you, Toasty Girl.

How could anyone not be so inspired?

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((ToriZ))))~ sorry, I should have discribed it..... its just a plain card with a hand looking drawn basic cartoon charactor on it with a sorta squarish head with 2 eyes a nose and a teethy grin.. on a little body and the words..

LIFE IS SHORT.... Fiddle with your willy while you can....

Thats all it says LOL..... it just so make me laff....xxxxxxx

~((((((Shake it all about))))))~ LMFAO HAHAHAHA@you..... I should be so lucky aye.... tiz been a while since Ive seen one, unless you include in me dreams lmfao.... and, I obviously aint special enough LOL...hugs to you..xxxxxx

Unknown said...

I LOVE that card!!!! You are so awesome. I lvoe the flower in the chicken cup idea, too.

And Good Lord! Do your boys have enough clothes?????? And how is the little chick?????

Toriz said...

That's OK...

LMAO! Too funny! You'll have to let us know what Mike says when he gets it.

Cedar Street Kid said...

Free Willy--that card was so funny, that I had to let my wife see it.-the card I mean (:)

Maggie May said...

Great card. Give him a laugh!

Glad I don't have to do all that ironing!

JR's Thumbprints said...

If I were ill, that's the type of card that I'd want.

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((((Bina))))~ :) aint it funny, or do I just have a warped sense of humour lol...... oh that ironing pile is tiny compared with what was on the table behind the camera LOL......xxxxx

~((((ToriZ))))~ Ive sent it to Shelley his sister who will pass it on to Mike...Im sure he will comment, I'll let you know lol....xxxxx

~(((((Cedar Street Kid))))~ LOL@Free Willy.... I didnt even know if doodles use the word 'willy' when referring to their appendages, Mike might not even get the humour if thats the case LOL..... LOL@let your wifey see 'it' yeah right, just the card lmao...xxxxx

~((((Maggie May))))~ Ive not been allowed to stand and iron, but now its really getting on me tits, there are huge piles of ironing like the one in the photo everywhere LOL... time to say sod it and just tackle it....xxxxxx

~((((JRs))))~ its worth getting poorly just to get a funny card from me LOL....xxxxx

Unknown said...

Grand flowers and a most appropriate card you sent that expresses a great truth!

Flowerpot said...

Great card - won't fail to cheer him up!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful kitchen window sill picture.....
The Bach

Anonymous said...

if i had found that card, i would have sent it to everyone i know.

quite funny, and did you ever meet a man who was sick for that, come on!

Christy Woolum said...

I love your Christmas fireplace picture on your side panel. It is just beautiful. If you need another ironing board I am sure we Hucksters could get another one "over the pond."

Toriz said...

Keep an ear open for your posty... He should be bringing a couple of little packages for you soon.

Unknown said...

Hey woman! I LOVE the picture of your fire place, and how is that little chick doing?

WithinWithout said...

Oh, but you ARE special enough, you just have to find the right bloke with the wee willy (or otherwise) to dangle about a bit...

Special doesn't begin to describe you, Toasty Warm.

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((Saintly))))~ :) I LOVE funny cards... and in these circumstances this card is sent with hopes to just maybe brighten someones day...xxxxxx

~(((flowerpot))))~ it will either cheer him up or cause a heart attack LOL...xxxxxx

~(((Bachelor))~ welcome to you :) - fanks, my kitchen windowsill has had RED geraniums flowering all year round for about 18 years LOL... they flower all winter to..xxxxxx

~(((underthebigbluesky)))~ welcome also to you.. Im sure most blokes have a secret fiddle with their undercarriage most days LOL..xxxxx

~(((InlandEmpireGirl))))~ that photo of me fireplace was last year before we had quite finished it... I dont think I had threaded the dried oranges slices and cinnamon sticks and the rest of the dangly bits when that was taken... we aint got any decs up yet this year...

Oh you would send another ironing board LOL... well, that to would be used as a shelf for me piles of ironing lmfai...xxxxxx

~((((ToriZ))))~ YOU BETTER NOT OF SEND OWT... *hands on hips and stern look*...xxxxxxx

~((((Bina))))~ Im gonna take some photos of Marble today, it has grown a few inches in just 2 weeks and the downy fluff seems to be changing to tiny soft weenie feathers like skilkies have... still cute, still special, still gonna keep it weather its a hen or a cockeral... I LOVES IT :)....xxxxx

~(((Shake it all about))))~ STOP THAT NOW or I will start believing Im special NOT lol *blushing* tiz been a while since I seen any dangling meat and two veg lol...xxxxxxx

Toriz said...

I can send stuff if I want to! So there!

They're not much, just wanted to send you and your lads a little something.

Just let me know when they get there.

WithinWithout said...

I bet there's more dangling meat around there than you're prepared to admit, if you'd only start believing how special you are...

Intense Guy said...

I'm not going to comment on dangling meats or pairs of anything!!!

I just popped in to look at the card again and to laugh at it some more and to give ya a big hugging Toasty!

laughingwolf said...

that's the best damn card i never saw, mt :P lol

Anonymous said...

Best card ever, thanks. (got out of the hospital today!)

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((((ToriZ))))~ something arrived this morning from Wales - you are SO VERY NAUGHTY...... fank you so much...... I will put them under the tree when we go cut one down and put up this coming week......... this is the FIRST crimbo pressie my boys have had in many many years other then a gift from me........ they only have me to pick something special for them, they have no other gifts from anyone lol........ BUT NOW they have a gift from you and kelly...... :) Im speakless.....xxxxxxx

~(((((shake it all about))))~ Im thinking its all a little to late for me now LOL..... I suppose there is always the village idiot still up for grabs ;).... you my dear Sir are way to kind....xxxxxxxx

~(((intense)))))~ LOL@you....me finks Mike got his card by now :).... hugs back atcha Iggy...xxxxxxx

~((((Wolfie))))~ aint it just the dam funniest LOL.....xxxxxx

~(((((((((((((((Mike)))))))))))~ the bloke himself, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU dear you.... so long in hospital, so happy to know you can now start that long slow walk to recovery at home surrounded by those that love ya....now, remember, no fiddling til ya not so poorly LOL..... *smiling*....xxxxxxxx

Toriz said...

Well, I got a little something for you (hope that parcel came too) and I couldn't leave your lads out, could I? :)

It's not much, but just wanted to send a little something. :)

Btw, thanks for the card... It came today. :)

Casdok said...

Brillient card!!

Lulda Casadaga said...

Great card and I'm sure it will brighten up his day...As far as that shop keeper...those kinds of people make you just want to "bitch-slap" them on the side of their heads! They just don't get it!!
Have a great weekend...you are a special friend to all! ;)

WithinWithout said...

HA HA HA HA!!!

And what if maybe the village idiot is no idiot at all???!!!

Throw him a few rugby questions. What's a prop? What's a scrum half?

If you don't like his answers, tell him to jump off the Cliffs of Dover or somesuch.

Always remember, if you have no expiry date stamped on your forehead, anything can happen.

Mean Mom said...

You are such a star and I'm sure that your friend will love the card that you found specially for him!

I sometimes wish that I had a willy. Particularly when I'm sitting in traffic jams. You'd just never be bored, would you? ;0)

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((ToriZ)))~ well you are to sweet, and Im serious, my lads have never had a crimbo pressie from anyone else except me under the tree :) - we was going to go to Southwick Estate today and cut our tree down, BUT its absolutely tipping it down. the rain is so heavy so thats now a NO NO.... yours will be the first pressies under there when we do get one :) - fank you sweet Tori and Kelly...xxxxxx

~(((((Casdok)))))~ aint it just lol :) .....xxxxxx

~(((Lulda))))~ I know I still owe you a jar of marmite, I aint forgotten :) - yeah Mike liked his card LOL just a little something to bring a smile to someones face in their hard day, is priceless.. yep, many people in this world need a right proper bitchslappin lol....xxxxxx

~((((Shake it all about))))~ oh stop it - I thought the village idiot was winking at me last week, so I walked over to talk to him, only to discover that it was his TWITCH and involuntary spazmo movements and not a wink at all LOL

Hey I could talk for hours about flankers and props and touch downs :) ok, well maybe minutes lol

Rubbing 'Sell by Date 2010' off me forehead LOL.......

I need me soul back first anyways lol.... and maybe thinking with me weeping hump, wonkie eye, draggy leg, I aint much of a catch LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHA.....xxxxxxxxxx

~((((Mean Mum))))~ Do you know, Ive often wondered by blokes have a little packet of 'baby wipes' in the glove compartment of their cars and one of those tree 'air freshners' LMFAO.... now I know, its so they can fiddle during the traffic jams and clear up the mess and smell :)..... fanks for sussing that out LOL..xxxxx

Toriz said...

You're very welcome! :)

WithinWithout said...

But did you attempt to get past the minor irritant of his twitch and things to explore the real him?

And who knows, maybe it WAS a wink?

He might have an IQ of 220 and one hell of a prop (wink wink, nudge nudge).

As far as your wonkie eye, weeping hump and dragging leg, have you ever thought of moving to France?

I hear they've got lots of bells to be rung there.

You never had a best before date stamped on your forehead. It was a best all the time stamp.

buffalodick said...

Marmy- America has taken disgusting cards to a level that no country even wants to equal! You and I might want to start a card exchange... You are definitely a person that would take no offense, and enjoy the humour... my E-mail is on my blog..

Unknown said...

all i want for Crimbo is a willie warmer...hand-made, as it were...
...ahem...

Anonymous said...

That's the best get well card ever!

Anonymous said...

I thought you were kidding about the ironing. I thought it was a lost art. In fact, I don't think I could even find my iron if I needed it. Wrinkles match my skin.

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((ToriZ)))~ you are to kind...xxxxx

~((((Shake it all about))))~ oh I attempted to get past the twitches and involuntary body movements and even the swearing and spitting... I think he is a lost cause as in 'partner stakes' lol

Now France is a good idea, I know I dont do god but I have a passion for churches and there is that famous quazi church there... SANCTARY lol....

Dam, its perminent ink on me forehead lol....xxxxxx

~((((buffalo))))~ we do have some very on the edge cards over here and some that even makes ya take a step back a little BUT I dont think our shops are allowed to sell anything utterly DISGUSTING..... I did see some well funny crimbo cards in a shop in Southsea that had old fashioned crimbo family photos on with people with miserable faces and it just said HAVE A F*CKING MISERABLE CHRISTMAS.... I suppose you send them to people ya dont like LOL..

I dont take offense at much...... Im well ard ya know :).... when I get in later today, I'll pop ya a line....xxxxxxx

~(((((soul))))))~ LOL@you.... ya need something soft and warm and slightly moist wrapped around ya appendage LMFAO..... ok, that gave me a twinge HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ahem indeed lol...xxxxxxxxx

~(((((Helen))))~ aint it just the bestest, and it certainly made Mike (Bobs brother) smile, and that was the point of it :)....

LOL@kidding about the ironing, see that pile, now triple it, that is the ironing that needs doing in this house, I was not allowed to stand for long cos of knee stuff and its all now got to overwhelming, all I want for christmas is an 'ironing lady' for a day..... I did use to have one, well I use to swap childcare for ginger becky and her mum would do me ironing lol...... I might treat meself and just pay for an ironing lady for a whole day and be done with it.....

I find it strange to think that most doodles DONT iron their clothes lol.... my lads have to have their shirts perfect :).... bloody posers LOL.... just tuck ya wrinkles in the waistband of ya trousers, like what I do :).....xxxxxx

Anonymous said...

I like that "slater mates" why didn't I think of something clever to end my posts.

You are my silly goose. I bet Mike will get a chuckle when he sees that card and the flowers will brighten his life too. Everything helps when one is suffering. Even just knowing that someone cares enough to acknowledge them and what they are going through. I applaud you everyday for your thoughtful kindness. I bet Mike does too.

Maybe the ironning fairy will come while the household sleeps and smooth out everything in your pile.
I've been hoping she'd show up here too. Gosh, if only we could twinkle our nose and have all the chores done.

I loved "Bewitched" and Samatha was my favorite witch of all. Well Belinda from the "Wizard of Oz" was a very fine witch too. And the three witches from "Hocus Pocus" were a total hoot. Hummmm...maybe I just have a thing for fairies and witches.

Love you my friend...and I hope all is well with you and yours.

xxxJolie

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((((((Jolie)))))))))))~ ya like 'slater' LOL its local dialect here...... it means 'see you later' but cos we say fings fast down here in the south it all mergers into slater :) you can borrow it if ya want ... I liked Bewitched to, and its on over here on some gold channel lol..... the green which in the wizard of oz had me screaming as a child when me sister took me to see the film.... but now, I LOVE the green witch LOL and sometimes I cackle like that to the nippers and get them screaming.... lol

Mike did like the card and its just in me to let others know that they are being thought of..... god knows in me life, I would of given anything for someone to acknowledge my existance at times when I barely made it LOL.....

My lads do do their own ironing except they do it as they need it so that means the piles NEVER go down cos as fast as they take something off to iron, Ive washed some more LOL...... love you matie....xxxxx

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you're not the only one over the pond who has kids who want their clothes ironed? If not, then it must be a doodle thing for sure cause I don't know anyone who irons t-shirts. Of course I don't iron anything. But then I'm a doodle from way back.

JenEverAfter said...

Ok, because me being a stupid American would TOTALLY be enamored of your accent if I was the one answering the phone! But I probably would not ask about the Queen. Weren't you a little impressed that he knew ya'll have a Prime Minister though?!??

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((Helen)))~ everyone I know over here irons..... everyone I knew whilst in the states DIDNT lol.... there must be about 90-100 T-shirts in this house and each in turn will get ironed..... we dont do 'creases' over here :)....xxxxxx

~((((jennifer))))~ I aint got no posh Brit accent though lol.... I thought all doodles knew about our prime minister?

I do know that whilst in Maine last year, me and me lad grabbed a taxi into town and the taxi driver went on and on and bloody on about our prime minister.... and I will add, the taxi was a dump, it was dirty inside with bits broken AND it was tattie and rusty with a broken wingmirror outside LOL... AND it was a proper taxi company.... it would NOT of been allowed to carry fare paying customers over here, and in fact it would not of been allowed on the road LMFAO..... so all this blokes knowledge about our prime minister went right over me head cos I was to gobsmacked about the state of the taxi LOL.....xxxxxx

PinkAcorn said...

How the heck is it you know people in Seattle and Spokane aka Spokavegas...I like the card but I'd be a big chicken sh*t to send it...well maybe....

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((PinkAcorn))))~ I know many many maties that live in the Spokane area and in Idaho :).... had a few maties that way, like JBelle and Shelley and Toadies and Bob and MrGreen and then I started commenting on their local newpaper site :) and bobs ya uncle... they seem to like me :).....xxxxxxxxx

Unknown said...

Your a lying bitch melody.... such bullshit about not getting Christmas presents. Why is it you need this constant need for attention and sympathy with this constant lying.

By the way how was that electric piano you got one year.... it cost dad an arm and a leg as it was brand new technology... horse riding lessons.... judo lessons.... the brand new RSW Raleigh push bike, ot a throwaway from a neighbor.... how about a brand new Suzuki moped you got one year.... damn it does sound like you were treated so badly.... you are sick melody and need therapy, how dare you sucker in the kind hearted people.... had any more free holidays from people that you have made feel sorry for you of late.... how about gifts and donations. So maybe that's the reason it's just a con to get free stuff.... but personally I think your just mentally sick.

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How does the scenery surrounding the bungee jumping site in Rishikesh enhance the overall experience?
Are there any specific weight or age restrictions for bungee jumping in Rishikesh?