Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Brothers And Hair Clippers A Big NO NO....


OK............ so on the previous post there was a picture of my third son Sam.....ya know the cute kid with the curlie hair, he is now 17...thats him up there in that well cool photo in our park..... he is one of the funniest people I know..... his sense of humour can make me crease double.... he is a dare devil mad lad...... he is the most amazing skateboarder and knows no fear....... post to follow maybe another time about that thou......... he is also the most Bloody AMAZING drummer in a punk band called MFA(Miles From Anywhere) his gigs are packed and fun and I am his biggest fan..... anyways that to will be another post maybe....... he is studying at college (age 16-18) a BTec National Diploma in Music Technology..... he is in his first year of a 2 year course..... and if he does well he will earn enough points for a place at university should he decided to continue his education....... but that is NOT what this post is about........

You have to remember this is the son that for a bet for charity he allowed the girls at school to wax his eyebrows off...... oh my goodness have you EVER seen a lad with no eyebrows......... that was another time we just so laffed and laffed and we laffed even harder when he said he couldnt possibly go to school eyebrowless, so I drew them in with a magic marker perminent marker pen..... I am laffing just typing this LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......... so he went to school with drawn on thick black eyebrows LOL

So........ a couple of months back now, my Sam asked me to do his hair with the strimmers....... Sam has the most amazing hair styles some times, due mainly to me just 'having a go' ..... I will do a post of all his hair cuts soon........ anyways, so he wanted his mochican strimmed off just to a grade 2 all over....... so thats easy right? .......I gets the strimmers(clippers) out and he sits in the kitchen and I start to strim his locks ......... well it looked ok to me....... I mean with the strimmers and the same grade all over there aint much to go wrong, right? WRONG......

Well it didnt go wrong as such.....its just he was not happy about the way I had finished up the back and around his ears and me scissors was missing..... sooooooooooo BIG MISTAKE.......... he asked Tom (his next brother up) if he would tidy up around the ears and neck for him...........

What you have to understand is that all my sons are sort of mischievious and mess around with each other and wind each other up ALL the time......... so of course my Tom says..... of course Sam, I'll tidy ya hair up for ya...... ok what was about to happen was completely out of me control......... I did not partake in the following activity except for actually wetting my knickers through laffing so hard and so long.......I really truely did.....

Sam said, now Tom, do it well proper and dont mess about....... ....... so so funny....... so Sam sits again on the chair in the kitchen and Tom picks up the strimmers(clippers) and with that our Ben grabs Sam in a head lock and Tom proceeds to strim Sams hair......... BUT....... Tom had taken the Grade 2 guard off so it was a bare down to the skulp weapon he held in his hand.........

This following picture is not good........if you are of a squimish nature then please dont look........



OMG I laffed and laffed and laffed my Tom was on the floor creased up, Emma his girlfriend was screaming and Jacob was laffing to hard I thought he was gonna choke.......Ben was uncontrolable, the tears where running down our faces and I truely wet me knickers.....

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Jebus, I thought Sam was gonna go bonkers but he said........... well mum always says its just hair and it grows back right? lol........... we had to shave his whole head in the end......... omg omg........ that was just the funniest......

See, its a bloody mad house here most of the time.......... the laffs and fun so make up for the struggle and hard parts......... lads aye.......... anyone want mine......

Enough Twaddling rubbish for a Wednesday........... xx

ps........... today I have been divorced 6 years......... :)

32 comments:

susan said...

One word of advice. DON'T LET THEM CUT YOUR HAIR!!!!!

Carla said...

That top pic is just awesome. You're so lucky your boys have a sense of humour. Ya had me laughing too.

jolie-jordan said...

funny family...much better to laugh then to cry. Thanks for stopping by my blog...you and your boy have the curly hair to match but wow!!! what wonderful intense eyes you share.

congrats! on the divorce. I hope you celebrate with some great party or at least a cake. (smile)
Oh naughty me...
xxxJolie

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((Susan))))~ :) me matie Ann is suppose to be cutting me hair tomorrow....... last time she only had kitchen scissors and a hairbrush, but jebus we so laffed LOL....... it grows right? :) xxxxx

~((carla))~ Aint that rainbow pic brill - Sams matie took that on his phone....... yep ya gotta laff sometimes, it helps straighen out the wrinkles :) x

~((jolie))~ welcome to the mad house - well sometimes I cry where I laff so much, but they are happy tears.... wow we have intense eyes lol....... mine are hazel and somedays they are greenish and some days they are brownish..... somedays they are just bloodshot, depending on how knackered I am LOL.....

:) ok, so I did smile and dunk chocolate hobnobs in me tea as a celebration....... x


Ok, shark, I know ya well busy, but get the lights if ya remember...... nite people its just gone 1 in the morning here and I have to be up by 6 lol...... guess how tired Im gonna be in the morning.........

nite xx

MarmiteToasty said...

PS......... get ya arses over to sharks blob..... its well classy and he spells correctly lmfao.... its a lovely new blob, it actually warms the cockles of me heart..... so go treat yaselves and go ave a butchers at this dear blokies blob...... NOW :)

http://ordinarysharktales.blogspot.com/

x

ciara said...

((((mel))))lovely photos lol it's wonderful that you have brought up your boys to not stress over the little things, and most of all, how to have fun...if only it was like that here lol and yep, tossers galore in the 'gloomies' lol i do visit sharkie's blob quite a bit...don't always leave a comment, but love the gift of word he has. hey, i think ur blob is pretty classy, too, in a 'piddle in ur pants' kinda way lol :) love ya matie xoxo

OrdinaryShark said...

Marmy- Thanks for the plug but make no mistake about it, I USE SPELL CHECK. Wouldn't be comprehensible without it. I always say that phones should just be bloody phones but I LOVE that pic. Damn-it Marmy, I hate it when I have to admit I could be wrong.
;-)

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fatty said...

fabulous picture! and sounds like some fabulous boys. don't you love having boys? (well.. except for those 50 boxers you had to wash)

i have changing hazel eyes too.. i call them my mood eyes..

and i have visited shark's place. indeed well classy.

Lynn said...

OMG! That is hilarious! Your boys sound like so much fun, though. This reminds me of when one of my little brothers shaved of his eyebrows after watching my father shave his face. He looked really funny, but it took us a while to figure out what was wrong (the missing eyebrows).

I agree with Susan. Don't let them cut your hair!!! (If you do, we'll want pictures :-)

Mr. Fabulous said...

Happy divorce anniversary! :)

Do you still have the wet knickers? Could you send them to me, please?

Queenie said...

Videl Sassoon, I think not. Love the photo with the rainbow, mind you I couldn't manage more than one aday!!!!

The Fool said...

Hi M-Toasty. A classic shot that first one is, a classic shot...and a great snippet of life. Thanks for the smile.

How be, matie?

:)

Ol' Lady said...

The rainbow pic with your son is awesome! Maybe he could use it for a cover pic if he puts out a record...but I guess it would be a CD now since no one makes records anymore :(
Remind me not to visit your place when I need a hair cut :)

OrdinaryShark said...

When weaselboy cut his dreds off after a few years his buddy Steph filmed it. Last year I borrowed the video camera from Chuck, (not Green) Steph's dad so Girlface could do a project for a ASL class she was taking at the University. When I looked at the film I realized I taped over Weaselboy's haircut!! I never even saw it. He was a few pounds lighter without that hair.
Sigh.
I'll get the lights.

Bay Views said...

I'm surprised that Sam didn't know about Brothers and sibling rivalry. Well, I guess he does now.

Kati said...

ROFL Poor Sam!!!! DH did that to himself not too long ago, clipping his hair, he put the clippers accidentally on the shortest cut level while he was cleaning some of the hair out of it, then resumed clipping his hair, only for me to come in & discover this reverse mohawk he had given himself. After I was done with fixing it, his hair was just barely longer than completely bald. Of course, by the end of 6 weeks (he's normally 4 weeks between clippings) he was due for a regular trim again. *grin*

Glad Sam handled it so maturely! And thanks for sharing the pics with us! ;)

MarmiteToasty said...

Sorry aint been around...... one of me little girls I mind is fighting for her life in a London hospital... she was taken poorly over the weekend and yesterday she was rushed by ambulance the 70 miles up to a specialist hospital in London... she seems to have some virus in her blood which is shutting down her vital organs...... she is only 4 and Ive had her since she was 3 months old...... so a lot been going on here trying to keep grandparents and siblings calm and running them around etc.......and trying not to think the worse.....

~((Ciara slagbag))~ well we get our fair share of shit and grief to besides the fun ya know..... but thats life :) - and sharkie is wonderful with words...... me, well, I just lob my words on the screen like a jumbled mess lol
xxxxx

~((((Sharkie))))~ well I use to just think a phone should just be a phone, until I got mine :)..... and I love that photo of Sam.... pissssttt sharkie, blokes are often wrong, its just us woman dont always point it out :) xxxxx

~(((Tosser)))~ )gigging at private joke LMFAO)

Goodness me.... blimey.....cripes...... A Blob Thinking Award.... I aint won so much as a raffle in me life :)...... and I dont even know how to lick and stick that little gold award on me blob LMFAO......

ok I will have a think and nominate 5 others.... gee fanks for that Tosser...... its nice to know that I make you smile ..... xxx

~((fatty))~ well I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to have girls lol - and yeah he is one classy blokie....xx

~(((Lynn)))~ they are fun, but its not always fun we have our moments lol its not all plain sailing by any stretch of the imagination....xxx

~(((MrFab)))~ do you want a fresh pair, cos I could wet another pair for you...... :)... fresh is always best ya know....xxx

~(((queenie)))~ hehehe I have given my Sam some awesome haircuts and styles in the past.... I will post some of them maybe oneday :) xxxx

~(((((Foolie)))))~ yeah aint that photo great.....

ow I be.....missing your blob, well missing being able to put me tanners worths in..... :) xxxx

~(((ol' lady)))~ I think the rest of his band would be not so chufted it the cover just had Sam on it LMFAO........ they have been in the recording studio though and they are pretty near the end of sussing and sorting out their first CD :)......

Sam is actually gigging tonight in Southampton.... one day he will be discovered LOL xxx

~(((Sharkie)))~ dreds... way cool..... I did something similar, I recorded over Jacobs first bath with film of my Ben climbing in the rabbit hutch and Tom shutting him in........ but on reflection the rabbit hutch clip is real funny lol fanks for sorting out the lights xxxxxxxx

~(((bay view)))~ oh my, Im honoured with your presence :) welcome - the thing is..... Sam would of done the exact same thing to his brothers if he was in control of the clippers LOL.......xxxx

~(((kati)))~ I will admit it was one of the most funniest evenings when Tom strimmed Sams hair... and his hair grows so quick.....:) xxxx

green libertarian said...

Cripes, blogger ate me long post. Dammit.

(((((Marmite)))))) hope your little minded one is going to be OK.

Lynda said...

Well, I bet he will never ask that again!

Queenie said...

Lets us know how the little girl gets. (((hugs)))

fatty said...

so sorry to hear about your little girl.. how hard it must be for all of you... i'm sure she is just like one of your own.

my thoughts will be with you.

The Woman said...

LOVE the picture! LOL

Sorry to hear about the baby. Saying a prayer for her!

6 years, eh? HUG

ciara said...

(((mel & minded child)))i hope everything goes well...let us know what happens. i know i'll be thinking bout you all. xoxo

on a humorous note lol @ blokies not always being right. that's what i always say...it's not that they're always right, it's that women let them THINK they're right lmao

MarmiteToasty said...

Sorry, I didnt mean for the comments to be sad etc..... was just explaining why I aint been nipping on here......

~(((Green)))~ fanks...... xxx

~(((lynda)))~ the thing is..... he will ask again lol xx

~(((queenie)))~ fanks.......xx

~(((fatty)))~ fanks.....xx

~((the woman))~ and my how the 6 years have flown lol..... :) and fanks..xx

~((((((Ciara slapper))))))~ fanks..
well at least sharkie sort of in a round about way admitted he was NOT ALWAYS right lol so there is hope for the boy yet ;) xxxxxx

YA KNOW..... TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY..... have special thoughts of those you love as you go to sleep tonight, be they near or far..... I will be thinking special thoughts of you all........ nite maties.......

And Shark...... get the bloody lights will ya xxxxxxxx

Ordinary Janet said...

I bet next time he goes to a barbershop or salon!

happy divorce anniversary!

Ordinary Janet said...

marm-I see you're needling Shark about spelling, hope my post didn't start this!

I would love to comment on Shark's blog but it requires a Google account to comment, and I don't to sign up for one. :-(

fatty said...

marmy.. your comment today really touched me because i can relate. i was a single mom with my oldest until he was 7. his dad never came around. although he has had a good relationship with big daddy.. when i look at the other kids and their childhood.. i sometimes feel sadness for my oldest son. i hurt for him that he missed that early bonding.
then i look at him and smile and think.. he didn't turn out too shabby... matter of fact he's proper well donn... :o)~

Catch said...

I am cracking up thinking of you putting his eyebrows on with magic markers...lmao....you all have a wonderful sense of humor and I love it! God bless you and your boys!

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((Ordinary Janet)))~ my Sam aint been to the barbers since he was about 4 and the barber snipped a bit of his ear out....... I remember Bobbie Button (the village barber) saying.... why ya screaming lad....... and I saying.......oh so calmly...... are your customers suppose to have rivers of blood running down their necks, cos its sure gonna ruin Sams new shirt............ you try snipping ya ear... ya get well loads of blood lol..... Bobbie Button did say that he wouldnt charge for the haircut......... :) I think he realised that I would of shoved the money up his arse lol... xxx

ps..... nah no worries about the spelling malarkie on your blob :)... its just that sharkie is 'well posh' LOL....... I can spell and grammar right if I so wanted to, but then I would have to think what I was typing and it would not be whats in me head :) xx

~((fatty))~ well, we/I can only do me best and if its not good enough then it wont be through lack of trying the best I could...... my Jacob was 6, Sam 10, Tom 14 and Ben 16 when me X walked without a backward glance....... its just a little sad that my jacob cant remember there ever being a dad about the place....... donning me tash and talking in a deep voice..... sorry son, Im all ya got lol xxx

~(((catch))))~ the funny thing was I drew them on sort of thick and bushy with just a tiny gap inbetween....... so very very funny....... xx

Kati said...

Oh, Toasty!!! I'm sorry to hear that the little one you take care of is in such poor shape. I hope the dr's quickly figure out what's causing this and can get the little girl healthy again. Many prayers & positive thoughts heading for her & her family!

MarmiteToasty said...

~((kati))- fanks..

The news on little Sophie is that this morning she is still seriously poorly but has been stable over night......

Fanks for all of those that enquired.... I'll keep you updated as and when I hear anything...

x