Wednesday, 31 October 2007

I Know, I Know But A Bit Of Fear Is Good For The Soul....

Ok....... So its halloween..... we love halloween in this house....... obviously, now me lads are older things have changed....... but we still love it...... when they was all much younger I use to hold the most amazing halloween party for about 30 kids each year, all with homemade goodies and stickie ickie creations...... it became quite the social event in October around here lol.......

And then I met me matie Mary, who had come to live in the village....... Mary was a bloody doodle from Florida and we hit it off instantly.... it was as if we had known each other all our lives........ she came to live in this village with her english hubby....... she had met him whilst he was working out in the states and she fell in love with him and moved half way across the world to be with him.......sigh.... it was such a fairytale story, it makes me so smile to think of them both....... they had 2 nippers, one was my Sams age and she was to become one of Sams bestest maties..... they was inseperatable.... and one was a boy who was my Jacobs age.... he was a couple of quid short of a 10 bob note though.....

Well, cos Mary was a doodle she bought over with her the most amazing halloween decorations, the likes of which we aint never seen over here before......ya see, besides the party I gave every year, no one else around here would 'do' halloween..... but between us me and Mary started the whole halloween movement in this village LMFAO...... thats one of me only claims to fame :)

Mary moved back to America about 3 years ago with her family, I had been her matie for 13 years, they sold their mortgaged house here, paid off the mortgage, moved to Melbourne in Florida, bought a house cash and started a new life debt free there....... she said it was a good place to raise her kids, and all here family where there, and they didnt have any family here........

I miss Mary so very much, more then I miss mad Moira.....

Anyways, thats going WAY way off track....... see how I just waffle off on a different track LOL........

So..... this morning I had 7 nippers here before school....... and most Ive had for years, except this one newish girl that Ive only had for a few months.... and as yet aint quite got use to me sick sense of humour (but she will) lol



Ok... what does this photo have to do with halloween lol...... well just be patient.....see the girl on the right...... well NOTE THE LOOK ON HER FACE lol

So..... cos my lads are all older now we dont go overboard on the decorations..... they now tend to do their own things with their maties on halloween evening..... BUT we do have this coffin that lives under me bed and has for the last 6 or so years..... so I dragged it down the stairs this morning before the nippers arrived and hung some decorations and lights up around the house.......... the coffin was made years ago out of a hoover box lol and it holds a skeleton......called George......



Here is George lol

Well the coffin was in the lounge with the lid down this morning and when all the nippers had arrived we went into the lounge to turn on the halloween lights......

So.... says the little girl on the right of the top picture.... whats in the box.... she is 6.... mattie who is almost 7 says...... thats George I remember him from last year...... who is George the squinny girl asks.....(I love her really :))...

Mattie just looks at me as if to say, you take over lol

Oh, I say...... dont you remember George..... George was the little boy I use to childmind a few years ago........ blank look on the girls face..... Mattie looks at me and smiles (this boy is one touch cookie and has the most deep well rough voice on a 6 year old one could imagine lol)...... but thats a skeleton the squinny girl says........oh, let me explain I say....... by now all the nippers were sat on the sofa in dead silence LMFAO....... George use to come to me early every morning but George always refused to eat his breakfast....... and when it was breakfast time and everyone else would sit at the table, George would hide in the big toy box..... but one day we forgot about George in the box and he was in there for a week, and when we finally remembered where George was hiding.........well, all that was left of him was a skeleton....... so he now lives in that coffin and just comes out to see us on halloween........ with that Mattie picks the dam skeleton up and shakes and it howls LMFAO......and then goes on to say...... and ya know them bones and skulls in the kitchen....... they are other minded kids that disappeared........ of course the boys were all giggling....... BUT.....

OH MY BLOODY HELL.......... the girl has a right proper hissy fit LMFAO......... she screamed and screamed and screamed LMFAO....... hence the tearstained face in the above photo, when they had got their coats on ready for school........

But. I'll tell ya what..... everyone ate their breakfast this morning LOL

I never explained that the story was just made up...... cos a little bit of fear keeps them on their toes, right? LOL

This will be me tonight......



How dare sweet little cute trick or treaters knock on ME DOOR lol...... I crouch down real low and fling the door open and leap out into the dark (we have no street lights in our lane) and scream.... 'WHAT DO YOU WANT' and then I scream...... and all the cute little trick and treaters SCREAM and cripes last year some even cried well proper lol...... I then try and grab their goodie bags whilst saying......give me your trick or treat bags LOL then I go back inside and close the door LMFAO...... I wait a minute to hear the crying stop and the parents try to calm them down and I then open the door with a monster plate of scrummies LOL......

Well, fancy taking ya little ones trick or treating and not expect to be SCARED POOPLESS lol

Bloody kids nowadays are right proper sissys :)......

I dont care that you think Im mean and nasty and wicked and I dont care...... does it look like Im bovvered......

HAPPY HALLOWEEN......... Twaddlers......

x

17 comments:

Akelamalu said...

Oh you are a bad, Bad, BAD woman! LOL

His Girl Friday said...

ha, no, you don't look 'bovvered'!!
just sat 'roond the table wi some friends last Fri, all a bit pished...goin on the same way!!! ;)

funny how people/friends come in and out of your life, yet they can make such a (positive) impact on you!!

Happy Halloween...it's pirates and gypsies for us...oh, and one Monty Python knight with the clopping coconuts... :D

Queenie said...

Hi! you sweet little effer (sounds better than cow)your child caring skills should be published
TITLES
1,How to cure anorexia in the under eights.
2,Quick and easy ways to promote bed-wetting.
3,Bone collecting for the young.
I could go on, just make sure I'm employed as your P.R......

JBelle said...

And Happy Halloween to you. Have fun.

B.R.M said...

My son would love your house!

How funny!

Hammer said...

I would have screamed at that story too :)

Kati said...

ROFL Sounds like a fabulous halloween! *grin* Hope y'all had a great time yesterday!

Mr. Fabulous said...

You have entirely too much fun!

ciara said...

ya never bovvered ya old slapper tart and anyone's for a good lick of their monster stick lol ya like to torture those poor nippers and string em by their toes. the story is quite funny tho. ppl like our house at halloween, but not cuz it's scary..just cuz it's decorated lol besides the fact that my stepson is 'popular' at school. popularity means shit to me or to my girls lol but it's funny hearing all the girls say 'ooo this is so-n-so's house' lol

Ol' Lady said...

You would do well in town from here. Baby and her friend 'Ralphie' go out every year and come home with great stories. This year there was a place all decorated and there was a 'grim reaper' on the front lawn beside the walk way...yep, he was real and he jumped up at the kids...apparently a few crapped themselves...Baby & Ralphie almost pee peed themselves. They said it was great.
Hope the kids that you mind all have good health insurance in their future...they'll all probably need therapy :o

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Pbthhh

Queenie said...

Me again, posted about my new family addition, him indoors wouldn't let me have a hen...

Scots said...

I missed my brekkie this morning but am going to eat it now ... just in case lmfao xxxxx

Cindy said...

I read a comment you left on Queenie's Random Ramblings and I've been meaning to come visit you ever since. So here I am and I'm going to put a link to you on my blog so I can find my way back.

MarmiteToasty said...

SORRY I AINT BEEN AROUND EVERYONES BLOB MUCH.... BUSY AS BUGGERY HERE.... sigh.....

~((((ake)))))~ :) yep..... Im bad to the bones...... xxxx

~(((his girl friday))))~ friends are very important to me..... I make the most amazing matie unless ya shit on me, then ya stacked on the bottom shelf with the dust and cobwebs :)..... lol@clopping coconuts.....xxxx

~(((queenie))))~ I should tour the country giving talks on 'how to raise ya kids with fear' lol.... they love me really :)......xxxx

~(((JBelle)))~
BOO!! ;)......xxxxxxx

~((((brm))))~ through all the turmoil we do have some fun times :)....xxxx

~((((hammer))))~ you would of been made to stand in the corner with the other sissys then LOL.......xxxx

~((((kati))))~ oh my, we had such a funny time, I had nippers screaming, crying, laffing and I even had a couple of parents shouting abuse at me for leaping out and scaring their kids.... that was the best part LOL.....xxxxx

~(((MrFab)))~ bowing in your presence..... ya reckon :) .... xxxxxxxx

~((((ciara anyones for a nibble of their toffee apple))))~ hehehe I wanna see photos of your house..... halloween still aint big over here like it is in the states, I would LOVE to be in the states during halloween....xxxxxxxx

~((((ol' lady))))))~ oh my how funny lol my lads did that one night when it was Guy Fawkes (which is MONDAY WOOOHOOO) they dressed my Sam as the guy and went 'penny for the guying' and when someone didnt drop money in the tin he jumped up and scared them poopless lol.... he did get a couple of thumps that night LOL....

Fank goodness for the national health service here, cos these nippers should get free mental health care in a few years time :).... xxxxxxx

~((((((Saintly)))))~ Ptbhhh...... heheheheh Ive been trying to say that.... does it mean 'poppycock' or 'bollocks' or what? lol....xxxxxx

~(((((Queenie))))~ Ive nipped over :) real cute...... xxxx

~((((((Scottie))))))))~ ya should come here for a full english brekie one Sunday LOL......xxxxxx

~(((((cindy))))))~ welcome to the nuthouse..... feel free to scroll back and get the feel of these loons LOL.... xx

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