I Know, I Know But A Bit Of Fear Is Good For The Soul....

Ok....... So its halloween..... we love halloween in this house....... obviously, now me lads are older things have changed....... but we still love it...... when they was all much younger I use to hold the most amazing halloween party for about 30 kids each year, all with homemade goodies and stickie ickie creations...... it became quite the social event in October around here lol.......

And then I met me matie Mary, who had come to live in the village....... Mary was a bloody doodle from Florida and we hit it off instantly.... it was as if we had known each other all our lives........ she came to live in this village with her english hubby....... she had met him whilst he was working out in the states and she fell in love with him and moved half way across the world to be with him.......sigh.... it was such a fairytale story, it makes me so smile to think of them both....... they had 2 nippers, one was my Sams age and she was to become one of Sams bestest maties..... they was inseperatable.... and one was a boy who was my Jacobs age.... he was a couple of quid short of a 10 bob note though.....

Well, cos Mary was a doodle she bought over with her the most amazing halloween decorations, the likes of which we aint never seen over here before......ya see, besides the party I gave every year, no one else around here would 'do' halloween..... but between us me and Mary started the whole halloween movement in this village LMFAO...... thats one of me only claims to fame :)

Mary moved back to America about 3 years ago with her family, I had been her matie for 13 years, they sold their mortgaged house here, paid off the mortgage, moved to Melbourne in Florida, bought a house cash and started a new life debt free there....... she said it was a good place to raise her kids, and all here family where there, and they didnt have any family here........

I miss Mary so very much, more then I miss mad Moira.....

Anyways, thats going WAY way off track....... see how I just waffle off on a different track LOL........

So..... this morning I had 7 nippers here before school....... and most Ive had for years, except this one newish girl that Ive only had for a few months.... and as yet aint quite got use to me sick sense of humour (but she will) lol



Ok... what does this photo have to do with halloween lol...... well just be patient.....see the girl on the right...... well NOTE THE LOOK ON HER FACE lol

So..... cos my lads are all older now we dont go overboard on the decorations..... they now tend to do their own things with their maties on halloween evening..... BUT we do have this coffin that lives under me bed and has for the last 6 or so years..... so I dragged it down the stairs this morning before the nippers arrived and hung some decorations and lights up around the house.......... the coffin was made years ago out of a hoover box lol and it holds a skeleton......called George......



Here is George lol

Well the coffin was in the lounge with the lid down this morning and when all the nippers had arrived we went into the lounge to turn on the halloween lights......

So.... says the little girl on the right of the top picture.... whats in the box.... she is 6.... mattie who is almost 7 says...... thats George I remember him from last year...... who is George the squinny girl asks.....(I love her really :))...

Mattie just looks at me as if to say, you take over lol

Oh, I say...... dont you remember George..... George was the little boy I use to childmind a few years ago........ blank look on the girls face..... Mattie looks at me and smiles (this boy is one touch cookie and has the most deep well rough voice on a 6 year old one could imagine lol)...... but thats a skeleton the squinny girl says........oh, let me explain I say....... by now all the nippers were sat on the sofa in dead silence LMFAO....... George use to come to me early every morning but George always refused to eat his breakfast....... and when it was breakfast time and everyone else would sit at the table, George would hide in the big toy box..... but one day we forgot about George in the box and he was in there for a week, and when we finally remembered where George was hiding.........well, all that was left of him was a skeleton....... so he now lives in that coffin and just comes out to see us on halloween........ with that Mattie picks the dam skeleton up and shakes and it howls LMFAO......and then goes on to say...... and ya know them bones and skulls in the kitchen....... they are other minded kids that disappeared........ of course the boys were all giggling....... BUT.....

OH MY BLOODY HELL.......... the girl has a right proper hissy fit LMFAO......... she screamed and screamed and screamed LMFAO....... hence the tearstained face in the above photo, when they had got their coats on ready for school........

But. I'll tell ya what..... everyone ate their breakfast this morning LOL

I never explained that the story was just made up...... cos a little bit of fear keeps them on their toes, right? LOL

This will be me tonight......



How dare sweet little cute trick or treaters knock on ME DOOR lol...... I crouch down real low and fling the door open and leap out into the dark (we have no street lights in our lane) and scream.... 'WHAT DO YOU WANT' and then I scream...... and all the cute little trick and treaters SCREAM and cripes last year some even cried well proper lol...... I then try and grab their goodie bags whilst saying......give me your trick or treat bags LOL then I go back inside and close the door LMFAO...... I wait a minute to hear the crying stop and the parents try to calm them down and I then open the door with a monster plate of scrummies LOL......

Well, fancy taking ya little ones trick or treating and not expect to be SCARED POOPLESS lol

Bloody kids nowadays are right proper sissys :)......

I dont care that you think Im mean and nasty and wicked and I dont care...... does it look like Im bovvered......

HAPPY HALLOWEEN......... Twaddlers......

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