Friday, 12 October 2007

Shaking In Me Boots and Bits and Bobs......

Ok............ Sorry I aint been around, cripes its been a whole week since I last Twaddled.......

I had a bit of a tumble down the stairs on Tuesday evening and thought I had broken me hip LOL..... that would of been just me luck, what with me bloody gimpy knee, which did suffer a bit of a knock in the same fall..... but I think all is well.... :).... lets hope anyways.... I say this whilst dragging meself across the floor in a commando style crawl cos I cant stand up LOL..... just kidding..... (ps... me Doctor advised a trip to hospital for Xray... like I have time for that lol - I will see if the pain disappears in a few more days first)...


This landed in me inbox on Tuesday...... oh bugger, maybe the wishes in this annoyingmouse email had force, and maybe whomever sent it has some sort of magical powers....... should I be 'Shaking In Me Boots' LMFAO.....


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Hoovers And A LoveBird Named Bones Dont Mix..........":

This is disgusting. I hope something horrible happens to you so I can have a good laugh at your fortunate demise.

Posted by Anonymous to TWADDLE everyday rubbish at 09 October 2007 20:52


It was all over this post.....

here

Ya just have to laff, especially when whomever it is aint got the guts to post as themselves, but then I suppose postings from a mental institute are regulated...... *shrugg lol


Ya know when I was in Maine during the summer..... ok ok how could you forget..... well whilst there I bought this, what to me, was the most wonderful stone bowl, with a stencil of a red lobster on it, it was purchased for a few reasons, one was in honour of Larry the lobster I couldnt save and had to eat, and one was cos I LOVE stone bowls, and another cos I love buying things that are actually made where I am at the time and not in China :)...... so the bowl was very special to me, it was to be a lifetime bowl, a bowl that everytime I looked at it and used it, it would nudge wonderful memories of me time in Maine.....

Well, last night I had it on the side with some meat in it defrosting from the freezer, and I forgot to put it in the fridge before I buggered off to bed, and the stray cat that has moved in with us again for the winter, long story, must of investigated the lamb fillets defrosting and he knocked the 'Larry Bowl' off the side onto me stone floor and when I got up this morning the bowl was smashed into hundreds of bits :(.... I was so very sad this morning...... I hope it aint a sign....



RIP Larry Bowl...... I loved you and will miss you........ but it means I will have to go back to Maine and replace ya ;)...


Last week was an expensive week, I had to buy (ordered and have to wait 3 weeks) a new tumble drier, cos my Tom burnt the motor out of me other one (which was only 18 months old) by putting soaking dripping wet jeans and a towel in it and turning it on for 2 hours....... YA CANT PUT DRIPPING stuff in a tumble drier ya bloody divvy dinlo..... so that was an expensive mistake, but he did give me $250 towards it which was half the cost....

I also had to get a new microwave, cos the other one was sparking and Im sure its not suppose to do that, even though the effect was great to watch.......



My Jacob and Sam had great fun though, they plugged the old microwave into the extension lead and put it in the garden and put all different sorts of things in it to zap...... they blow up eggs in their shells..... sorry Janet.... and they put forks and foil and tins of beans unopened in it lol...... I know, I know, sort of dangerous, but, hey, sometimes ya just have to experiment..... I did, pull the ropes of them stuffing the Twat neighbour in there and zapping him, see, Im all heart ;)... maybe annoyingmouse would like a turn on the turntable LOL..


I also had to buy a new mobile phone, remember I broke mine whilst in Maine and its been over a month now since I had one, I dont actually use it much but I NEED one so that parents of me minded nippers always have access to me, and for emergencies..... I loved me old phone, and it had such a loud ring which I need and it use to flash all different colours when it rang.......but alas it was 2 years old so I couldnt find one the same.....

But you should of seen it blow up in the microwave LMFAO...... :) just another experiment lol

My lads have well good new fangled phones that sing and dance and have blue teeth or something, but I dont need all that, I just need one that makes and receives phone calls and one that can text and its fun to have a camera on board....... so I just bought a Sony Ericsson Z310i in bright red :) - everyone says its pink BUT IT AINT cos I DONT do pink..... anyways I loves me new phone..... I still dont know all the things it can do though and I still cant get use to the different ringtone...... and it DOES have blueteeth LMFAO.....



Its soooooo tiny compared to me other phone, I wonder how long before I lose it lol...



Look, it even has one of those flippy up lids :)..... its well posh compared with me old one.....

So last week was a tad expensive, and I aint made of bloody money ya know......

Anyways, that was part of me week....... to much Twaddle right?

x

23 comments:

Ol' Lady said...

Me First :)
Things come in 3...so your back on the good side now :)

The Fool said...

Hi M-Toasty. I've been getting the pressure to join the cell phone revolution lately. Hmmmm. You're not a hired sopkesperson, are you? Anyhow, that's one fancy unit...does it come with birth control?

And take care on spotlighting the pathological of the Blogospheres...they can really raise havoc with a site given half a chance. I did follow the link to see what could've riled your fan...and I just can't figure. They must be jealous of the tent...that sure is one fancy tent.

:)

ciara said...

mel (((anyone's for a good zap in their microwave and a cell phone's vibrating ringer)))that phone looks a bit fuschia or bright pink to me lol

annoyingmouse has some deep rooted psychological problems...maybe they were accidentally sucked up by a hoover as a baby, i don't know, but best to leave the nutter alone i think lol

so is sharkie bringing you a new bowl and hand delivering it personally? lol

JBelle said...

Melsie,

The Fool's right--Anonymous is so jealous. Heck, how many comments can you generate with a single post, worldwide? If Anonymous feels so strongly about cunty remarks, she should nut up and sign her name.

Kahless said...

That sort (lol) always post as anonymous!

Maine??? Of all the holiday destinations, Maine doesnt seem to roll off the tongue
:-)

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((ol' lady)))~ well thats three things I had to buy, but only one smashed special bowl, so that leaves 2 more of them to smash, and only one fall down the stairs, that leaves 2 more accidents LOL.... gawds sake.......xxxx

~((((Foolie))))~ cripes you aint got a mobile phone? ..... actually to be honest I rarely have credit on mine, its a pay-as-ya-go one, but I need one for emergencies with all the nippers, oh and when I loose me matie in the big grocery shop, she rings me and says WHAT BLEEDIN AISLE ARE YA ON lol.......

And it aint a fancy one, its just a bog standard $120 one.... which is peanuts for a phone here..... most of me maties have well posh fancy ones, but what the hell would I need one of them for....

:) me finks it was the the ultimate death of poor bones that must of grabbed the lurker by the short and curlies LOL..... Im doomed, me demise is coming..... *rolling me eyes*......

And I DONT do pink, but aint that tent funny lol....... it would well stand out in the snow lol....xxx

~((((ciara anyones for a pulsating ringtone and a snog of someones blue tooth))))~ IT AINT BLOODY PINK or FUSHIA.... ITS BLOODY RED... gawds sake....

I was thinking that the annoyingmouse probably uses a hoover in the cupboard under the stairs for its own pleasure LOL......

Well there is a HUGE postal strike on here at the moment ya know ;)....xxxxxxx

~((((((JBelle))))))~ maybe I should go back to just posting 'x' lol..... covering me eyes and peering through me fingers at that swear word LOL oh my LMFAO......... xxxxxxx

~(((kahless)))~ welcome to the loonie bin.... :)..... and Maine so DOES roll off the tongue LOL..... if you scroll back a few posts you can read all about me time in tongue rolling Maine :)...... oh and enjoy your holiday, I think your off tomorrow.... keep safe....xxx

OK...... Its just before 1 in the morning here, if someone could be so kind as to shove the cats out and turn off all lights and electrically stuff, I would be grateful, cos I have to get to bed.......

nite...... X

Anonymous said...

((((((( M )))))

There is an exquisite melody in every heart. If we listen closely, we can hear each other's song. A friend knows the song in your heart and responds with beatiful harmony.

I pray your poor ole pain racked body is healing. If only I could wish away your pains, I would....alas, I can only pray and hope.......

Love you,
PattiM ak@strgzr..ak@*gazey*

note.... I posted all my 'nics' so ya'll know I aint the looney anonymous poster....I just can't get this thing ta post w/out posting anonymous...

Akelamalu said...

Oh why do all things costly go at the same time?

What a shame about your bowl, still as you say it's a good reason to return to Maine now!

Hope your hip and knee start feeling better soon. x

Scots said...

Get yourself down to that X Ray dept missus!!!

As for annoyingmouse ... if they aint got the balls to stand up and be counted I say you should use them for target practice and get your half-cooked burger aim better :o)

I got a new moby this week too. It was time for my yearly upgrade from Vodafone .... and no fight to get the one I want this year ... I think they've realised it is pointless arguing with me - they just gave me what I wanted. Kind of takes some of the fun away though lmao

Side Note's back said...

It wasn't me that cursed you. I swear. I've been offline for awhile.

Kati said...

Oh no, Toasty!!!!! I hope your hip feels better and that nothing is broken!!!!! How scary!!!

As for "annonymouse".... What a putz!!! I certain hope nothing untoward happens to you causing your demise because we'd all miss you greatly!!!!

Sorry to hear about your "Larry bowl" but yep, that gives you a perfect excuse to visit Maine again very soon! *grin*

Heal quickly, sweety!

jolie-jordan said...

Marmie...you make me so happy. I just spent an hour reading your crazy wacky stories and your take on life is so goofy that I am (like a fool) giggling all alone in my house just hoping that no-one passes by and wonders if I have gone totally bonkers.

I love how you handle the daily crap that comes along with all the mishaps and still you see the humor in it all and manage to convey to me a reminder (that I am so grateful for) and that is that life is what we make it. We all have to play with the cards we are dealt and sometimes the cards are shitty but we can maneuver them a bit and still have a few wins.

Your lovely spirit shows through and is a good boost to my spirit to.

I'm just saying thanks and please don't let the lads cook ...well, you know something they shouldn't. Smile

I am so jealous that you got to go to Maine and eat lobster. Yummy, huh? Give me seafood and I think I am in heaven itself. Too bad about your lovely bowl...but yes, now you must come back.
xxxJolie

jolie-jordan said...

P.S.

I forgot to say it but I hope you are well mended and out of pains pathway soon. I'll be sending good thoughts your way and that'll zap old sour anonymous' out of the blogosphere. Good wishes always over takes evil wishes and wins out. Does anonymous not understand humor or karma?

Just saying what a mean and foolish thing to do.

Although I did think my Mom was mighty cruel when she put the dead fish down the garbage disposal and made it chop suey. Teased her for years for being the fish wacker.
(LOL)

XXXJolie

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((((Gazey))))~ first of all....... congrats on the 4 years ;).. Im so very proud of you woman... second... I know its not you ya dinlo lol....

I can deal with pain, I have a high pain threshold, its the ache thats so very difficult to deal with...

Your words are so precious.... ya know I loves ya right :)... xxxx

-(((Akelamalu))))~ I didnt say, but we also had no central heating and no hot water for exactly a week last week lol...

yeah, I was well gutted about me bowl :(....

Me knee wont heal until I have major surgery, I have to wait and see me consultant at the end of Nov for a date :(.... fanks for the thoughts.....xxxx

~((((Scottie))))~ oh hush ya gob lol - I think its ok, it dont hurt unless I twist weird or sit for to long :)...

Your mobbly sounds well posh lol.... ya rich bastard :)... xxxxx

~((((((SideNote))))~ Woooo Hoooo your back, welcome :)... we was about to send out the search parties for ya ;) - I hope everything is ok?..... you have a lot of reading catching up to do lol....xxxxx

~(((kati)))~ it was probably annoyingmouse's magic powers that made me to have a tumble down the stairs lol..... finking it would take more then a 13 stair fall lol to demise me LMFAO..

What? ya'd miss me? I DONT THINK SO lol.....xxxxxx

~((((jollie-jordan))))~ cripes.... oh my goodness..... I so dont deserve such wonderful words.... and I aint always tip-top and sometimes well looses the plot of life, but usually only for a day or so before I have a word with meself and call meself a silly cow....

Your words did make me eyes well up, so you can bloody stop that, gawds sake....(((jollie)))).... least your mum did ya goldfish when it was already dead lol mine fed one of mine to the dog alive.... LOL

oh Maine was just the most special wonderful emotional rollercoaster of a trip, and larry tasted just devine LOL.....

And your right, good will mostly always overcome bad....

fanks for your sweet words......xxxx

CRIPES its just before midnight and I should bugger off to bed.... but I dont want to lol.... but I must.....

someone get the lights, the cats can stay in tonight though....

nite x

Lynn said...

This is what I call an appliance revolt. Yes, the damn things occasionally get together and plot against us. I SO hate it when that happens. It's expensive! And I'm cheap. Very, very cheap.

Just Jen said...

Ah the annoymous commentor. They have visited to my site too! LOL
Always cowardly attacks when its annoymous! Love the bowl!

Inland Empire Girl said...

I hope your body is healing. At least I hope you'll be able to stand and use that new dryer. The simple pleasures in our lives. Dryers, microwaves, and cute phones. It doesn't get better than that.... Oh... and adventurous sons that love to experiment with the old microwave. lol

her indoors said...

you are fuuny! shite i cant spell me you know!
i dont have much luck with anything electrical either.
i followed the link, now need to go get changed LMFAO

Lena said...

Oh, Toastie, a blogger mate of mine recommended I visit here and I've not been disappointed! My ribs hurt from laughing at your Lovebird story! Sadly there are creature lovers here as I once posted a blog about killing little fish in boiling water when I was a kid and I got a very dooming reply from an 'anonymous' too!

Hope your hip mends soon - fingers crossed - mind you, you can still reach a keyboard though! YAY

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

My dear Ms. Toasty! What a wonderful post. I really enjoyed reading it.

I pray you didn’t injure yourself seriously and that you heal properly and soon.

I do suggest that you have an x-ray done, just in case. A couple of months ago on of the steps leading up to my deck gave way as I was on it and I fell through, injuring both legs. I, too, decided to skip the extras until a month later when one leg remained extremely swollen and sore. Then I obtained the ex-rays and learned that I had cracked my heel bone and chipped my knee. Neither were obvious breaks, so take heed of my foolishness in not have x-rays done!

the psycho therapist said...

Interesting what turns up under stones...

Fascinating observations from the side bench on which I am now occupying. As the brilliant Scott would say, "Curiouser and curiouser."

Good morning, lovely you. Now's as good a time as any to replace that bowl. With the holidays approaching, best to have ole Sharkheimer hand deliver one before it's too late.

You never know when you'll need a Larry.

(hee hee)

*hugs, dreams of painkillers and a sledgehammer for those nasty mice seeking to bovver

:)

MarmiteToasty said...

~((((lynn))))~ I think your right, bloody electrical revolt :) .... I would like to be cheap but everything here is sooooo expensive lol.....xxxxx

~(((just jen)))~ yeah :( the bowl was me most favourite item I bought back, besides me memories..... annoyingmouses have issues LOL.......xxxx

~(((InlandEmpireGirl)))~ well, I usually hang me washing on the line, and only use a tumble drier when its tipping it down..... and I have to wait another 2 weeks for it to be delivered, so most stuff on the wet days here, like today, is hung up on hangers on the wicker baskets in me middle room, it looks like changs laundry....xxxxx

~((((her indoors))))~ welcome back :).... I cant spell for buggery either lol...... xxxx

~((((lena))))~ welcome back to you also :)....... I had a butchers at your lads band.... right good :).... of course, not quite as good as my lads LMFAO joking.... I should link you to me kebab'd goldfish post LOL....... xxx

~((((Saintly)))))~ cripes at your accident, I hope all is well now.... as far as me hip, its dont seem so painful now, but I will see in a few days.... glad you enjoyed me twaddling lol....xxxx

~(((((((((Wendy))))))))~ yep those under stone dwellers can be saddos lol - but I aint bovvered... LOL

Yeah, good idea on the 'bring a larry bowl to England' before its to late lol....

of mice and men aye.... love you....xxxxxxxx

Interplanet Janet said...

Anony"mouse" (not you Patti),

You're an asshole.

Marmie has more heart and soul and goodness in her smallest of thoughts than you could ever achieve in your entire lifetime. So crawl back into your hole and combust in the ugliness that is your soul.

Shoo fly....