So except for Monday, which I couldnt work cos of circumstances beyond me control, I have worked me fat arse off all week with loads of 'needing to be entertained, fed, educated, bake with, change nappies, shove in and out of the car' nippers..... half terms are often hard cos of the overload of nippers needing holiday cover..... oh well, its me job, I cant help it if I do a grand job of it......
But it has been difficult dragging me knackered backside out of bed in the mornings when its still dark LOL...... and besides the nippers, I have run my Sam and Jacob around all over the place, cos after all, it IS their half term fun time to....... MMMMmmmmmmm wondering when my fun time will be again LOL
Anyways....... twaddling here as per usual...... so, on Tuesday, I shuffled down the stairs at 6.15 cos I knew that Sprite and Jon would be coming at 6.30, cos their dad needed to do extra overtime to be able to pay me the extra childcare LMFAO..... funny right? - So there I am in the kitchen when I thinks, its gonna be a busy busy day and after having not worked on Monday I would be rushing around organising stuff...
So, Im standing in me kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil so I can have me first cuppa char in the morning - I cant begin to wake up until I have me first cuppa :)...... when I thinks...... ok, today will be rushing around, so that could equal hot and sweaty LOL...... so I reach under the sink to find the roll on deodorant, cos I couldnt be arsed to climb back up the stairs to the bathroom...... and in the dim light of the kichen - just one side light on - I lift me shirt and quickly applied me deordant in a hurry as I can hear Sprite and Jon and their dad making there way around the back of me house - yes, parents have to use the 'tradesmans entrance' LMFAO... ok its just the back door, but it saves all the muddy feet walking through the house...... cos we dont have a hallway.......
So hopping on one leg with me shirt up trying to be quick I roll and rub the stuff on and then shove it on the kitchen draining board to put away when the kids are in .......
Now........ I wonder if this is why I disappeared for a week, and it had nuffin to do with being so bloody busy etc.....
Can you spot the difference........
Yep, thats right, what a bleedin dinlo...... I grabbed the VARNISH clothes stain remover thing and rubbed it all over me hairy armpits LOL....... now if only it would of worked then I wouldnt of had to of shaved this week......
Thats what happens when ya dont get enough sleep and ya up at the crack of dawn in the dark fumbling around in the cupboard under the sink.....
There is no bloody hope.... IM DOOMED...... one day me knight will come LOL
Ok, enuff Twaddle for a Friday
Be good...... X
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ROFL - Mel, you are tooooo much. Thank you for another morning with a big smile. Silver lining: better to have grabbed the Vanish than the superglu. Cheers from the Colonies.
I hate it when that happens! :) Thanks for the laugh.
I'm so happy to know that I'm not alone in the madness!!! ;D
...At least it wasn't some kind of glue stick....ROTFLMAO.........
Love you Lady.
Sorry for your pain, but again you’ve got me laughing and I can’t stop! It’s almost 3:00 a.m. here and my laughter has awakened Alex, my cat.
LOL you are just soooo soooo funny, i know it is cruel laughing at your misfortunes, but just cant help it lol
OMG .. this is fecking hilarious!!! Did yer pits smell nice though? hahahaha
I knew as soon as you reached under the KITCHEN sink what was going to happen!
It's so hard getting out of bed when it's still dark - I empathise with you! I finished yesterday for half-term so I've got a week of lie-ins planned!
PS I've posted another Nursery Rhyme Quiz today if you fancy a go. :)
Heehee! Thanks for my laugh for the day, Marmy! That's a great story.
It reminds me of a lady I heard about once who hastily applied feminine deodorant spray to her nethers in preparation for her appointment with the gynecologist only to find out later that she had accidentally grabbed her daughter's glitter hair spray instead!
I love you blog. Keep the laughs coming!
you=your*
I have been talking on the phone, sitting at my desk at the office and looked down to see I have two different black shoes on. sigh.
:)
I laughed also... it could have been worse... doesn't shoe polish roll like that also?
hahahahahahahhaaha - I was so hoping I wasn't going to get to the end and you used an aerosol deodorant but sprayed some raid or something nasty instead of the correct one. This was just as good!!!
(((mel-slapper ho and anyone's for a bit o' their tarnish)))were ya hopin it would make those braids ya had under there disappear? lmao be grateful that it wasn't something ya used to groom ya netherbits lmfreakinao xo
OH IM SO GLAD YOU ALL FIND IT FUNNY lol
ok DrBloodyAmazing, who the hell are ya? lol and what on earth is 'the colonies' is that something to do with 'leper colonies' - come on fess up buster....x
~(((jen)))~ :) Im just a dinlo lol...xxxx
~((his girl friday))) welcome :) - cripes your a nutter to LOL.....xxxx
~((((InterChicken Janet)))~ praise the lord it was not the extra strength super glue LMFAO.... visions of me with me arms stuck at the side of me body lol.... luvs ya to :) ...xxxxx
~(((((Saintly))))~ now you have me giggling lol poor Alex.....xxxxxx
~((((her indoors))))~ Im just so retarded first thing in the mornings lol.... xxxx
~((((((Scottie)))))~ they was a tangled mess, I tell ya LMFAO ......xxxxxx
~((((Ake))))~ I hate the dark mornings and early dark evenings, I feel like a pit pony, start work in the dark and finishing in the dark.... Ive been over and done and dusted ya quiz :).....xxxxx
~(((((katrina))))~ omgoodness, welcome, I didnt know you was a blurker here :)..... LOL@your tale.... I did have a quick trim once 'down stairs' when I had to go to the doctors.... but got a bit carried away... there I was, legs a kimbo, embarrassed as it was, so I just says to the doctor..... 'yes I know, its the new mullet style' LOL she burst out laffing lmfao....xxxxx
~(((((JBelle))))))~ LMFAO@you..... I was sitting once waiting for me car to be MOT'd when I looked down and noticed I had on 2 different trainers (tennis shoes) LMFAO.... spasmo or what...xxxxxxx
~((((InlandEmpireGirl))))~ luckly the boot polish is in an old ice-cream tub lmfao.....xxxxx
~((((MnM)))))~ I daren't tell ya what I did with the flyspray once LMFAO.......xxxxx
~(((((Ciara anyones for a sniff of their pits))))~ Im glad me braids didnt varnish away cos Im trying to grow them for the winter to use as a comb over LOL..... I am European ya know ;).....xxxxx
when your knight comes he will probably be wearing a hawaiian kimono and riding on a scooter...LOL
i'm mailing out your pay it forward package later today...miss u. finally got hers yesterday (you can see it on her page). unlike hers, i only made something small for you, but the rest is bought lol so i didn't cheat w it too much. and where's ya pay it forward post, eh? i'll let it slide since i know ya already send all kinds of goodies to ppl out of the kindness of your heart xoxo
I too have had a yucky underarm experience: ran out of deoderant and thought, "No biggie, I'll just use my hubby's..." and braved a couple swipes per pit with his Mennen gel stuff.
Well, I dunno how I could've missed how utterly manly it smelled, but later that day in a car with no a/c, it was pointed out to me how badly I reeked. Giving a hug to my mom, I was told I smelled like a pine tree air freshener. And finally, to top it off, when the owner of the pit stick got home from work, he had the nerve to ask me why I smelled like men's cologne!
Needless to say, I never borrowed that crap again.
I think your blog is hilarious, I'm glad I stopped by. Love starting my morning with laughter!
Too funny. I have done similar stuff in the past. Bathroom cleaner for hairspray, etc.
Going nuts in TN.
Becky
You meant one day your night will come. Or, one day your knight will cum. Right?
I know, I know, bad therapist. I'm taking myself to the corner, thank you very much.
Lentil as anything I see.
;)
~(((((ba doozer)))))~ ya know what, I dont care what he's wearing, he can be bleedin naked for all I mind, as long as he holds me hand :)......xxxxxx
~((((ciara))))~ cripes.... I didnt get the jist of what the hell it was all about lol....... and ya so shouldnt of send me nowt, I dont deserve it......xxxxxxx
~((((((Kendra))))~ WELCOME to the madhouse..... I read your blob and you have just a wonderful way with words, makes this place look rank LOL.......
Ive grabbed me lads smellie stuff before and had to walk around all day talking in a deep voice cos I stunk like a bloke LOL..... hope you get a chance to scroll back and enjoy.....xxxx
~((((brm))))~ thats cos your IN LOVE lol and ya mind is elsewhere lmfao.....xxxxx
~(((((((((Wendy)))))))))))~ well if me knight cums in his suit of armour he is in trouble... it would well tarnish ;) LOL ya bloody loon :)..... missed you.....xxxxxxxx
Boy! have I missed my Twaddle giggle.....
(((mel)))guess i'm gonna have to go stand on me street corner now. the post office has robbed me of $20 to send ya parcel. lmao at first it was 60! i told them give me a smaller box and one of the things i was going to send i had to take out. i'll try to send it another time.
pay it forward was the first 3 ppl who replied to my post and said they wanted to be part of it had to do the same exact post about 'paying it forward'. the gifts had to be handmade. i did make one of ya gifts, but the rest were bought. i made miss u's gifts, too...she did a post on it and there's a pic of it. but i bought a cpl of things because i KNEW i wanted to send you the one item. let me know when ya get em, k? xo
sorry for multiple posting/deletions....my computer's being acting like a real piece of shit
wot? no pic of your weeping hump? lol green really IS your color xoxo
Found you at Hammer's place.
Just wondering if Twaddling is the same as slacking?
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