Saturday, 22 December 2007

Winter Wonderland - Alright, A Wet Damp Tuesday In December.....

Ok....... so, its been a few weeks....... I wish I could spill the beans but I cant, I think I already say to much on Twaddle as it is...... I'll just say that life aint fair no matter how good a person one is.... that, is just a fact of life..... at least I still have all me teeth, just........

Anyways...... this post will bore ya to death, thats if anyone still pops over here to have a butchers.....

Sorta Rude Content... in a funny way :)

So please enjoy this christmas song that someone send me the guitar cords to LOL...... I so had to smile, it so made me chuckle.... hoping it works... (if you click on the below music score, it will enlarge and become animated) LMFAO....



I aint one to get dragged along with all the crimbo madness, all the rushing around all the frantic buying and lists and high blood pressure making of crimbo..... its just not me....... me maties say Im to bloody laid back, as I watch them frantically rushing around and moaning about crowds and money and food and buying trolley upon trolley loads of crimbo bits and bobs......lunatics all of em lol

Well, let me explain...... I say sod all that.... thats not the crimbo spirit..... thats not what its all about....... I do suss and sort out all me minded nippers at the beginning of December and with 13 to try and suss out special 'little' gifts with each one in mind sometimes takes a few days..... and I also have to make sure that any gifts that I send to doodleland maties get posted off so that they arrive in time for crimbo..... I just have this thing that they MUST get there before crimbo..... so that also was done and dusted - I choose gifts or make things from the heart with people in mind and what I think they would love or suit them..... each item is picked with smiles and love and special thoughts of that person in mind..... and each is wrapped with love and care.....

I love choosing gifts for friends, and I buy things thoughout the year when I see something that grabs me with someones name on it...... I dont buy for any friends here except one.... and thats me nut nurse Wendy.... she also is the only person besides me boys that buys me a gift...... so I really cherish her little gift and I open it on christmas evening when everyone has gone to bed..... its my special gift..... I mean, me lads buy me special things, but my gift from Wendy is different, and I lovingly open it on me own and I always shed a tear lol....

I am a giver not a receiver.... and thats ok....

So if you received a gift from me, please know that it was choosen with just you in mind and it comes wrapped with love and friendship.......and if I had everyones address I would send you cards and little special things...... but alas I dont have everyones addresses.....

Ya know I often mention me matie Sharon, well she besides me matie Wendy is probably me bestest matie, we bounce off each other and understand each others sick sense of humour and we can laff as just the most childish and stupidest things....yet in most other ways we are complete opposites ... but even though she is me bestest matie, there are so many things that I keep close to me chest and I aint never shared with her..... and even things that have happened over the past fortnight I cant bring meself to share......

So I carry much stuff alone... and that to is ok...... someday maybe I too will have a special person in me life to share with......someone that deeply cares about me....

Cripes, see how me mind wanders....gawds sake........

So I did Thursday at GunWharf choosing little bits for crimbo for me lads, and yes they still all have a stocking with bits and bobs..... I hang mine each year on the end of me old bed and I fill it meself with bits lol..... one day maybe that special person I talk off will fill it for me LOL - so me crimbo shopping was done in one morning with Jacob Sprite and Jon in tow...... and then yesterday I did a grocery shop, and had to smile at all the mental lunatic shoppers rushing around.... as we, me, sprite and jon just ambled down the stacked high aisles..... so...... all done and dusted in 2 trips........ thats crimbo sorted.......

Anyways, on Tuesday me matie Sharon suggested me go to Keydell Nursery and go take the little nippers to see the displays there, they have this HUGE HUGE barn just filled with crimbo stuff....... much of it well tackie and rubbish and lots of it animated...... so the kids love it AND they have real donkeys outside..... so thats a bonus.....

All I really wanted was some red and white winter flowering polys for me poo buckets out the front, AND we forgot to buy them what with the fun of the morning....



Thats right Sprite and Charlie.... pet the donkey..... the sign says do not climb on the fence or climb into the pen :)



I mean, there was no one looking right, and signs are sometimes meant to be ignored right?



Quick, hurry Sharon, the blokes coming........ this was the third attempt to get Charlie on the dam donkey.....

So after being 'told off' by a man that I dont think had anything to do with the donkeys or the nursery we went inside to the Wonderland to look at all the lights and ornaments and tackie rubbish for sale lol



See all that tack? lol Im more a 'real' person meself, I love 'real' things, wooden ornament or glass real twig rings and real trees.... BUT, each to their own...... my fireplace is done up with natural garlands with cinnamon sticks and orange slices entwinded and little homemade gingerbread men tied on, as is the garland up the stairs...... me maties laff, cos they go the tackie route lol, but, as I say, each to their own...... me and me maties are like chalk and cheese......

We come across this HUGE display of stuffed toys..... ya know, supposidely crimbo ones, penguins and seals and polar bears..... so we thought we would liven up the display a little..... and we stuck Charlie in the middle so as to pretend to be taking a crimbo photo...... which then started other mothers and grandparents to stand their offspring in the gap we had cleared.......

IF ONLY they will realise when they look at their photos with family or have them framed for family members, what shanigans we had got up to with the display....... LOOK at the polar bears in the display behind Charlie LMFAO....... jebus we giggled like silly school girls.....



Spot the humping polar bears lol........smile Charlie, cos we are laffing our silly socks off....

After a nursery worker came out to see what all the ruskus was about we quickly headed to the other part of the barn that houses all those little electric light up snow scenes and snow covered houses, and there was this ginormous display set up like a whole town with a railway going all the way around the outside.... well 2 railways to be exact..... with a little train going one way on one track and a big train going the other way on the other track..... oh Charlie just loved it...... as the trains approached each other it looked like there was going be in a head on crash, but of course they was on different tracks :)...

Well that is until we decided to see what would happen if we took one train off its track and placed it facing the other train on ITS track...... not knowing nuffin about train sets and how they work LOL what dinlos LMFAO.... I looked around to make sure no one was watching and reached over the barrier and lifted one train off its track and as the other train was pounding towards us on the other track I TRIED to place the lifted train onto the same track as the on coming train, so that we could have a right proper head on crash....... :) - BUT how was I/We to know that just cos the train was heading in the opposite direction on the first track, when you put another on the same track as the first one, it would go in the SAME direction as the train was going, NOT in the opposite direction..........

So, there I was, train in hand reaching over and placing it on the track with the oncoming train hurlting towards me..... when BAM I put the train on the track only for it to buckle backwards and fizzle with electric as it tried to turn its motors the wrong way LMFAO........ goodness, it gave me such a start that I instinctively pulled my hand back as a surge of electricity shot up me arm LMFAO....Im sure me hair is still frizzled.... by now Sharon was almost on the floor laffing..... Sharon, I DONT fink its funny, I could of died ya know....



Thats my hand after being zapped with electric..... see the other derailed carriages LOL

I jolted so hard that I knocked me glasses off me nose and they fell over the barrier...... we had to lift Charlie over the barrier in the dim light to look for me glasses..... which he eventually found MINUS one lense LOL........... oh my...... we found the lense on the railway track almost infront of the 8.15 to Waterloo LMFAO........ on the way home we had to stop in the opticians so he would put the lense back in and replace a lost tiny screw lol

I should sue that nursery for giving mE an electric shock and for breaking me glasses lol at least they should have signs up saying 'PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE TRAINS' or 'PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO DERAIL THE TRAINS' I mean, after all, they had signs about not sitting on the Donkeys ;)

OK..... if anyone is here and you have read down this far, then please take a chuftie badge from the crimbo sack :)

Enuff Twaddle for a damp cold miserable Saturday, even though me house smells of delicous mince pies baking in the oven.......

HAPPY CRIMBO MATIES...... may yours be filled with love and laughter and special people, if not in person then in your hearts........ my heart is overflowing with people that I wish were here with me/us...... maybe oneday aye?.......

ps....... ya know trouble follows me.... well go over to Dingleberries(in me side bar) and see how I caused a major bomb scare and was not only in the paper but on doodle local telly LMFAO....... I didnt do nuffin ya honour, honest :) (ya will ave to scroll back to Tuesdays postings) .....

x

15 comments:

Ol' Lady said...

I think I might be the first today :)
Sounds like you can't go anywhere without causin a ruckus!!!
I shutter at what could happen if you and I got loose without adult supervision :o
Hope you and yours have a happy holiday :)

ciara said...

(((mel's and anyone's for an electrick shock and a good polar bear stuffing))) so my crimbo pressie's in the mail? lol jk did my christmas card get to you? i've been worried about you for the last cpl of wks, but i can see you must be ok, getting up to your shenanigans again and all that lmao

ciara said...

(((mel's and anyone's for an electrick shock and a good polar bear stuffing))) so my crimbo pressie's in the mail? lol jk did my christmas card get to you? i've been worried about you for the last cpl of wks, but i can see you must be ok, getting up to your shenanigans again and all that lmao

katy said...

Hey glad to have you back with us. You sure know how to have fun a laugh a bloody minute you are for sure!
its great the way you choose and make pressents.
wishing you a great Christams x

katy said...

you posted WHAT in the post!! LOL

Queenie said...

Have a good one (Christmas)!!!! Hope that someone special appears in the New-Year, reading this it will most properly be your probation officer, Cheers my dear X

Phil said...

Nothing like this ever happens to me!

Which is, apparently, a very good thing. :)

Happy Christmas to you and your family!

Bay Views said...

Your Christmas music score is hilarious. We must of missed something when the fanatics left the Isles to create our Colonies.

OrdinaryShark said...

Mel - I went to Dingleberries and found no particular controversy concerning any particular aliens. Has there been a cover up?

Inland Empire Girl said...

First I am sitting at school and read that there is a bomb scare that involved Dave, then I get home and three local news programs are covering as BIG NEWS...then I read that it was a card from you. That was the best laugh I have had in December. My mom who now knows you are well as us since she would adopt you if possible) also laughed. Happiest of holidays my dear blogging friend.

buffalodickdy said...

Good to see you're out on bail! I can't read music, but I understood that pretty good! Funny as heck- but I expect no less from you...
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
P.S.- You want to read about funny electric shocks, check out my "The Christmas Lights" posting!

Cindy said...

It's so good to see you back! We won't tell Bill or Dr. John what you did to the electric train, though. I think the way you choose and make gifts is the best way to do it- right from the heart. That garland you said you have sounds awesome! I'll bet it smells absolutely wonderful. Have a great "Crimbo"! (until you, I've never heard it called that)

Akelamalu said...

Great to see you back Marmie. Do you caus chaos wherever you go? LOL

Wishing you a Wonderful Christmas, may it be everything you're hoping for.

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((ol lady)))~ moi, a ruckus :) never....Im going to stop all that malarkie in the new year.... there is much in my life that I need to change about meself to make me a better person... HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL OF CRIMBOS - I will be thinking of you and wishing I was in the States....XXX

~(((ciara anyones for a sniff of a reindeers bum)))~ :( your little gift parcel should of already arrived ..... Im serious.... shit and bollocks if it dont arrive today, I have this 'thing' that my gifts HAVE to arrive for crimbo :( - please let me know if it dont come and I will sort something else out :( - HAPPY CRIMBO DEAR DEAR SPECIAL FRIEND.... love you XXXX

ps..... one day of shenanigans dont make things ok ;) x

~(((Katy))))~ do you know I never let me lads ever make crimbo lists.... Ive always considered it was my choice what I buy for them, it was not a 'right' for them to WANT.... even when small they never wrote a list and presented them to me.... they would sometimes write a letter to santa but NOT a list and give me like all me maties kids would do..... Ive always considered that I know me lads well enough to buy them what they would like or need so there was never any need for a dam list..... HAPPY CRIMBO TO YOU DEAR NEW FRIEND ...XXX

~(((((queenie)))))~ as long as the probation officer vowed undying love to me then he will do LOL... HAPPY CHRISTMAS DEAR FRIEND...XXXX

~((((Phil))))~ well these things SHOULDNT happen to me, I dont go out of me way to cause nonsense, it just sort of comes looking for me lol... HAPPY CRIMBO TO YOU DEAR BLOBBER AND YOUR PRECIOUS FAMILY...XXX

~(((bay views)))~ welcome to you :) - yeah aint it just the funniest, I had to do a double take when it was sent to me lol.... yeah you should put in for ME to come and join yoru colonies :)... HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU DEAR BLOKE ..XXX

~((((((((((((((Sharkie)))))))))))))~ :) NOT aliens ya loon, but I caused a bomb scare and was on the telly lol.... ya have to scroll back to last Tuesdays Posts by Davieboy..... miss you..... you know my love and thoughts are send your way at this special time of year.... HAPPY CRIMBO SHARKIE AND YOUR MOST PRECIOUS WONDERFUL FAMILY ...OXOXOXOXOXO

~(((Inland Empire Girl)))~ oh my goodness it SO made me laff so very much..... :) see how trouble just follows me lmfao and right across the world.... it so did make me smile and was the icing on me crimbo build up..... are the adoption papers in the post ;)... HAPPY CRIMBO TO YOU AND YOUR GORGEOUS FAMILY.....XXXX

~((((buffalodickdy))))~ hehehe the music score is just so funny if a little rude lmfao.... I'll pop over in a little while and have a right proper read.... and HAPPY CRIMBO TO YOU AND THE MOST HAPPY NEW YEAR...XXX

~(((((Cindy)))))~ Ive always called it Crimbo lol but then there are many words that people dont understand from me LOL.... HAPPY CRIMBO TO YOU DEAR NEW BLOB MATIE.......XXXX

~((((ake)))))~ its NOT me I tell ya, Im always being 'framed' lol..... dont know how long I'll be back :( ...... HAPPY CRIMBO TO YOU DEAR FRIEND.... I have only one wish.... cos Ive never been a 'wanter' BUT there is one wish this year Ive made.. even though I know it wont come true, I still wished for it LOL ....XXX

Akelamalu said...

If I could grant a wish you'd get it babe! xx