Tuesday, 6 March 2007

54 Pairs plus............



Ok............. all I have to say today is..........54 pairs of boxers(every pair different) and 65 pairs of socks (not all matching)...... 5 sheets, 10 pillowcases and 5 duvet covers...........

Thats what Ive washed today, thats whats flapping around on me washing line in the garden............

Sooooooooo, why oh why do my sons bedrooms STILL STINK.......... gawds sake........

Its not like I can even get a thrill out of washing these boxers.......they are me sons for goodness sake, its not like they are from some gorgeous hunk of a blokie.... now thEY WOULD be a pleasure to wash lol...... :)......... OK OK so Im a saddo, but its been a while since Ive had someone elses boxers to sniff and wash lol

Geeeeeeeeez sons.......... who would ave em.........

Just a little Twaddle but its enough.......

x

11 comments:

JBelle said...

I'm sitting at the kitchen window watching the garbage man haul away everything that's soooo last weekend and laughing. laughing. laughing. and impressed. you hung all that to dry?

impressive.

MarmiteToasty said...

~JBelle~ :) yep....... pegged it all out on me line.... it was piddling down when we first got up but by 9.30 the sun was up and it was like a spring day......

Ya see, over here, we peg our washing out on the line instead of using our tumble driers all the time....... :) its called saving the worlds energy, and saving money and not being lazy lol....... aint nuffin better then a full line of sweet smelling washing blowing around :).......

ps....... we say pegs you say pins lol...... now aint you lot just daft..

and all that on top of starting work at 6.30, the school run, pre-school run, babies injections, all the banking with 3 in tow, reptile shop to buy 10 frozen mice and a box of crickets, and doing me bookwork and redoing some of me contracts... and then 8 bigger ones after school, and in 30 minutes I have the Havant trampoline run ;) lol...... jebus Im wonder woman sometimes..... joking..

x

OrdinaryShark said...

Marm, I'll admit it, I used my tumble dryer last night. It is -2 degrees F. right now and I think the laundry would have frozen stiff and blown off in the howling wind and no doubt decapitated some poor deer or hapless neighbor. However, just so you don't think I am completely oblivious to the environment I just delivered some books to GirlFace, who didna' want to ride her bike and freeze her little ex-dancer butt off so...rather than take the monster truck for the short trip to South Portland I got on my motorcycle to deliver the goods. Going across the bridge was just a tad cold, it being below zero and blowing about 35mph and then the steel deck... Suffice it to say I was not grated like cheese. Unfortunately, one of the reasons (other than being a damn good Pop and all around alright guy) I took her the books was so I could see the beautiful Amina who is temporarily staying at GirlFace's house...well Baby Amina and her parents left about 10 minutes before I go there.
Sigh. So I bundled back up and throttled back to the office. Don’t know if I get a point for using the smaller engine or negative 3 points for being a boffo fool!
Btw, how DO you keep up? That is quite a schedule and with the twaddle too. You're the tits, Marm!

OrdinaryShark said...

Wait a minute, why aren't those boys doing their own laundry!

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

you need to open up the windows, send the boys outside and spray the place down with some air freshener.

I work with boys. After 5 days in a small audit room I want to die.

Lol.

Phil said...

My daughter's room smells like ass. No matter what I wash and scrub and spray. She's 5 years old and is having trouble grasping the concept of wiping her bottom completely.

I can get used to a lot of smells, but not that one.

MarmiteToasty said...

~Shark~ oh go on, use the 'to cold' excuse lol..... :) only joking... ok ok I do have and I do use me tumble drier..... just not when the sun is shining....... but those wet damp freezing winter days, then yep I use it but only for essentials :).....cos we have proper central heating if I hang up stuff overnight on the beams in this middle room, its dry by the morning.....

Wow, freezing ya nuts off on ya bike, good for you lol..... I know that feeling, well not the 'nut freeze obviously' but the freezing bike bit, cos me brothers were bikers back in the day, and I use to hang with his maties :).......

and it sounds like you are one hell of a good dad..... I take me hats off to good dads..... ok ya cant see me bald spot can ya? lol

oh me lads are spoilt in the laundry department lol..... they even get all their ironing done for em lol.... well I dont do it, I swap a bit of childminding for a bit of ironing lol...... love to barter :) - I'll swap you some warm knitted socks for a gig in ya barn LMFAO... x

~Pink~ fanks for stopping bye :) well these are boy/men lol.... and Ive tried the open windows freeze ya bits off approach...... Im sure something must of died in their rooms...... you are welcome here for twaddle anytime.....

~Phil~ LOL fanks for sharing that with me *giggling* - ok today this house smelt of poo to..... with 2 babies and a constant change of nappies LOL........

what with the smell me lads rooms and the smell from me minded kids..... I dont stand a change.......

Anyone know how long before I can retire to a one bed flat in clapham over looking the railway line? :)

x

The Fool said...

H'lo M-Toasty...just to let you know, "chufted" and "mega-chufted" are certainly part of the school slang now. It has spread from the Goth circle (which very quickly adopted the term into their vocab), and now it can be overheard just about everywhere as you pass through the halls. It will only be a matter of time before it infects other schools. It's viral.

I must be getting predictable though. Some folks seemed to to know exactly who to turn to for an explabnation.

"Okay, what's up this time?" has been a common greeting today.

I try the fluttering eyelid bit, but I don't think anyone around here buys that anymore.

I've taken to telling the adults that the term is an announcement that the kids have clean underwear on. It makes for grand confusion. Let 'em go figure.

:)

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((Fool)))~ ROTF!!!! Ive just read out your post to me 13 and 21 year old LMFAO.... they are so laffing... and they are also mega chufted that we might of left our little mark in alaska :)...... we are 'well chufted' .....

LOL@fluttering eyelids...and ya just have to sooo confuse them adults :)

fanks for making me day.....

x

MarmiteToasty said...

Ok....... its getting on towards 11pm here and Im as knackered as knackered could be..... so Im gonna make a drink - Ovaltine :)- not what your thought lol - and head to me bed.....

So dont forget, last one up, lights out, unplug BUT please dont shove the cats out, its raining :)

Fanks all for stopping bye..... have a great night and be safe..

x

Peanut said...

Oh, I shall miss my washing line this year. Come spring.. and then on until it was just too cold and windy, I'd use my line all the time.. just nothing like the smell of clean things which have dried in the fresh air. /sigh

The landlord here isn't okay with me having a line though.. which stinks. I think it might be just because he likes the money his dryer brings in, actually.

Never mind though, huh?