Wednesday, 14 March 2007

Bloody Hell Janet Did Good..........



Ok.............. Bring it bloody on........ the eagle has landed....... my girl came through for me......... well bugger me and call me Brenda......(that SO dont mean what you think it means lol gawds sake)....

Can ya tell how bloody chufted I am........ my Tom just nipped home for lunch and I saw him walking up the garden all smiles.... beaming he was.....carrying AN EGG ..... obviously it didnt have that little smiley face on it, dont be dinlos, I drew that on :)

WE HAVE OUR FIRST EGG from Janet....... it means she loves us, it means she is happy with us, it means...... shit it means she needs to get dropping them a bit quicker, cos me lads eat 5 egg omelettes..... bugger that means it will be the weekend before we have enough to make lunch for one LMFAO........... :)

mega bloody chufted though.......

Enuff Twaddle.......

x

16 comments:

The Fool said...

G'morning M-Toasty. I'm not sure of the status on that "chicken" we crated for you yesterday. There were some god-awful screams from the loading dock area as we were leaving the Post Office yesterday. We thought it best to just slip on out of there.

If the "chicken" makes it that far, tell your post man to wear gloves. It has a hankering for fingers.

And if you hang a centerfold of a rooster in the pen with Janet the egg production will increase. It's something the boys at Harvard figured out in their spare time.

Have a great day!

MarmiteToasty said...

~(((Foolie)))~ your winding me up about the poster right? :) see how you rock me sensible thought patterns lmfao..

One of me best maties Wendy over here, every birthday she makes or finds me something chicken related LOL...... see she knows me love of chickens oh and cats...... my last birthday she made me this lovely cushion with chickens on :) and the year before she found this real looking chicken, and I mean real looking and the right size and you squeeze its wing and it struts around flapping and dancing and singing LMFAO...... ok ok so Im old but its well funny......

I would say, I hope the warm sun is shining down on you today, but you already have a warm soul.... :)

x

susan said...

First of all, if my girls saw the picture of your Sam, their heart would stop. He is gorgeous.

Second of all, I am jealous. In my little uptight, rules and regulations neighborhood, I can't have a chicken. I had a rabbit once, but it kept digging under the fence and hopping around the front of the house, and it would scare the neighbors. Now why on earth would a bunny scare someone. Oh well, anyway, I would love a chicken, and your's is gorgeous.

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The Fool said...

Heh-heh. Reposting for the hell of it. And it most certainly is fair (what I done)...especially since you don't give a fish wife's eff today. Unless it's tomorrow there already...but you might as well keep up the spirit.

So, who got to eat the egg? How was it cooked? Did you cook it and eat it in front to Janet?

The Fool said...

Gotta go out and catch the sunshine with my little one. I'll stop back later.

Have fun!

JBelle said...

You better buy a lottery ticket! You got an egg and a bird! whoa. doggies.

Peanut said...

You mean.. Janet didn't draw the face?

lol

appydan said...

Congrats on yer first egg from Janet. Yep, ya don't get many eggs from one chicken that's why we kept 20-40 hens and sold the extra eggs ta co-workers. It paid fer the feed and basically we had free eggs fer us and the "out-laws" LOL!
At first I was concerned when ya said Wendy made ya sumthin' chicken related, I thought food! I got ta thinkin' she said cats too. She wouldn't have.......?Nahhh nevermind :)

My "Bestest"

the psycho therapist said...

Heh heh heh...for a minute I thought you were deleting your own comments, LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Oh, yeah, like I'd be that far off.
;)

Love how Janet better "chop chop" on the egg drop drop.

Beddie bye for me.
Good morning by the time you read this.
*muah

Love you, girl.
:)


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MarmiteToasty said...

~((Susan))~ :) thats my Tom he is 21.. Sam is the next one down and is 17...

Oh my goodness, your NOT allowed to keep even one chicken there? thats sad.....I think on some of the new developments here that may also be the case....

I know me and me maties last year went to have a nose around some new builds and whilst in the tiny weenie garden I turns to me matie and says 'oh look we can have chickens in that corner and convert the garage for the goat' well the blokes face that was showing us around lol..... oh madam, I do not think farm animals in the garden would be appropriate lol...... jebus did we laff and laff or what........

LOL@scarey bunny.. x

~((Foolie))~ still not far, I should really think before I post... instead of just doing it and then deleting lol.... sorry :)

Hope you enjoyed the sunshine with ya nipper...... xx

~((Peanut))~ actually didnt you know that Janet is quite the artist, but I didnt mention it cos I didnt think anyone would believe me lol x fanks for last night it was so funny....

~((Dan))~ welcome back :) mega chufted - yep real happy with THE EGG lol...... and we are gonna probably get 2 other little bantams this weekend.... me matie is trying to shove a cockeral off on us, but seeing as how I only want 3 chicks cos of the size of me garden, they might as well be productive :) - would love 40 chickens though lol xx

~SideNote~ ya daft bat, course it aint no easter egg :) BUT we might use one of janets eggs (if there is any more) for the Great Butser Hill Egg Roll :).... that will be soon..... we came close to winning one year.... well ok we came about 26 out of 250 people so thats close enuff :) - I wont tell Janet that you think her egg aint real..... x

Jump to the Left said...

Janet even makes happy eggs.
LOL.
:)

green libertarian said...

WE HAVE OUR FIRST EGG from Janet....... it means she loves us, it means she is happy with us...

awwww, that's so sweet.

Still LMAO.

(((((Mel)))))

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