Its A Bloody Sign I Tell Ya... Its Just HAS To Be

Something has JUST happened........... it must be a sign..... it just must be......... give me 30 minutes to sort these nippers out and I will explain......

I am totally GOBSMACKED..........

More proper Twaddle in a bit.... Jebus

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So it was more then 30 minutes lol - I HAVE a life ya know.... be it mental or what, its still a life......

Ok........ One day my life might be normal, as in, it runs smooth and gently along like most other peoples........ on saying that, would I really want that, cos to laff the way I did today, well, it even beats all the tea in china, all the dosh in anyones bank account, cos its priceless.....

So, only 7 nippers before school this morning, so I bundle them all into me car for the school run, we took the car and didnt walk cos I was off out after to the farmers market with one of me maties...... GREAT....... only 3 babies to take with us.... thats a doddle......

We buy loads of fresh fruit and veggies etc..... I even found a blokie selling BIRD TABLE stuff......so I hunts around and finds some MORE bits for me birdless birdtable...... my friend is ALREADY laffing and taking the piss out of me and by now its only 9.45ish..... after the farmers market we had some lunch out and then nipped up into town to pick up some bits and bobs......... NOTHING gobsmacking about that right?........ we should get back just in time for the school pick up, and I would be having 9 after school today......... so on the drive back (my turn to drive) me maties mobile rings, and she says 'ok ok HURRY UP THEN'..... so I says....ok who was that....... to which she says....... nuffin.... and she started to laff....which started me off, so we was like 2 loons laffing that stupid uncontrolable giggles.......

I drops me matie off home, with 'I'll see you in 15 minutes over the school' .... ok she says, and more laffing.... so I pulls up outside me house and unload me bits and the babies and walk round the back door.....

There in all its glory is me birdless bird table WITH THIS.........



Whilst me and me matie was out today, me other matie thought it very amusing to stick a flat wooden heron and a flat wooden duck under me birdless bird table...... I GLAD EVERYONE THINKS ITS SO BLEEDIN FUNNY.........

But thats NOT the sign........

So, I dash(hobble) over the school, pick up from infants and then make our way over to the juniors...... there we are standing outside the school gates, when about 20 foot infront of us on the little bramble patch, some lads are running around screaming and shouting...... someone said they was chasing a BIRD....... so I goes over and says..... hey hey lads, its not good to be chasing anything, you will really scare it....... but when I peer into the bushes......... its only a bloody chicken they have been chasing..... A REAL BLOODY CHICKEN... white with speckled head ...........OMG, so me being me, climbs into the brambles and grabs this chicken and tucks it under me arm and walks back over to me maties LMFAO........ omg talk about laff..... we laffed and laffed......... so Ann says, and what are ya gonna do with that? - Im gonna keep it as a pet, I says....... more hysterical laffing..... and much rolling of eyes.......




So, home I hobble with 9 nippers in tow and a chicken under me arm...... now the chicken is in a box in me kitchen lol WTF am I gonna do with a chicken, we were gonna be getting some chickens come the spring, but oh my goodness....... ITS A SIGN ...... maybe tomorrow there will be queues of birds on me birdless bird table....... maybe Reggie is the BIRD GOD.........

Yep........ Ive called it Reggie.....




So from flat wooden bloody birds and mental maties.... to Reggie in me kitchen in a box eating wild bird food for his supper...... :)

Life aye...... godsmacking some days it is......

Enough Twaddle for one day...... Reggie needs sorting out lol

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