Friday, 23 March 2007
Freaked Me Knickers Off......
ok.............you will probably just have a blank picture in front of you....... BUT it aint blank...... this was taken on me camera, after an incident..... what I want you to do is to make sure there is no background reflections, and no back light, preferably view this in a darken room with no side lights.....
I want you to blank stare at the middle of the photo and let your brain unravel what is there........ it is SO there for us here in this house, for bloody real......... then I want you to tell me what you see, that is IF blobber has licked and sticked me photo well proper, if not they are twats....
SO WHAT DO YOU SEE?.......... then I will give you the rest of me post......... YOU HAVE to stare for a few minutes, then IT WILL BE CLEAR.....you must have no back light to reflect or you will NOT see what I SAW.... dam bloody freaked me knickers off....... ok continue.........
more Twaddle later.......x
O Bloody K........... let me explain, a few days ago one of me lads came rushing down the stairs in a bit of a pickle...... oh christ oh christ he was saying as he leapt down the stairs from his attic bedroom 2 at a time......... mum mum you so need to see this.......
So, a bit of background info...... this is a tiny little house compared with doodles houses, and when we bought it, it only had 2 bedrooms and was all but derelict.... so we build upwards into the attic to make this little house a 4 bedroomed house...... so 4 sons later, the younger 2 ended up sharing until me oldest lad moved out 3 years ago....... he had the biggest bedroom (still small) cos he had the drumkit set up in there.....so when he left my Sam bagged his room......
Well I have always given me lads fairly free range in their decor in their rooms... as long as it was only painted in emulsion paint that would just paint over....... so when me oldest had this room the walls were filled with song lyrics and handprints of everyone that had ever been in there and it was such a work of art in there, but when my Sam moved into it he decided to keep one wall of artwork and paint the other walls with a roller, it really needed to coats of paint BUT he like the affect only one rolled coat gave, so thats how its been for the past few years, ya can sort of see the roller marks in a denim sort of blue..... the walls have been the same now for over 2 years........... ps, the brother whose room it was orginally is back living at home and sort of jumping around bedroom space... so all 4 back home again.....
ok back to Sam running down the stairs........ mum mum you so have to see this......gawds sake, what now, I say....... you have to come upstairs mum, NOW, its freaking me out..... well that well got his brothers attention..... with that they ran up the 2 flights of stairs while I sedately hobbled up....
Sit on the bed, sit on the bed mum and tell me what you see.... so I sits on his bed and asked what Im suppose to be looking at....... look straight ahead mum at the wall, ok I say, blank staring in front of me, what am I suppose to be looking at....... just the wall mum just stare at the wall............ HOLY POO..... I could see what he could see, there was a face on his wall, I could make out the hairline the eyebrows the deep set eyes the ears and the jaw...... the hairs on the back of me neck was quivering (not that Im hairy)......
So we all took turns at sitting on the bed to see if we all could see the face, and sure enough we could, but the spookiest thing of all, the face is of my Sam..... my bloody Sam....... oh cripes..... so we made Sam stand next to the face and sure enough it could of been an image of Sam...... it well freaked him out, my big strong 17 year old lmfao....... and of course with his brothers ribbing about ghosts and spirits and spooks, he refused to sleep in his bedroom for a few days lmfao.... the face is still there, it watches whoever is in the room, its not scarey anymore, its not even spookie its just 'face' even his band could see it, so its not just us.......
Im sure its just the way he used the roller when he was painting his walls..... I think...... Im sure its just a trick of light...... I think......... I dont know why it looks like our Sam, but it so does, it has the exact same head shape......
But whatever it is, we are now comfortable with 'face' .... so very comfortable, and the talk on that first night of 'Im gonna paint over it mum' has now changed to...... I think we will leave 'face' where he is......... he belongs.....
CAN YOU SEE FACE?
ok Twaddle over, make of it as you will, I aint bovvered :)
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Hedges my chances.
In case the contest remains alive here, today, too.
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Gumby said to tell you he *can* see the face and it *is* eerily does look like what you and I discussed yesterday.
Gumby said I should shut up now and not say another word.
Fucking Robber Toy.
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Rubber toy, rubber toy.
See? The bastard is making me crazy already and he's only been in my head since 7am.
Arghh...this might be a hellish day. Sharing brain cells with a toy, my ass...
rubber baby buggy bumper
rubber baby buggy bumper
rubber baby buggy bumper
Would you look at the shit he has me posting!!!!
Bye for now.
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~((Wendy))~ clearly, can you see clearly? well proper like?
AND you mean to say a gumby is that little green gherkin looking toy...... A FUCKING TOY.... you mean to say our Gumbyland is based on a bleedin rubber toy?
does it take batteries LMFAO
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ROTLMFAO!!!!!!
Hmmm, I never thought of that before. I suppose you *could* bend his legs around and create quite the apparatus...LOL
Oh! You!
Yeah, I really can see it.
But, more importantly, and I shitteth you not, THE UPS TRUCK JUST PULLED UP AND DELIVERED A PACKAGE AND IF IT'S FROM ENGLAND I AM NOT OPENING IT AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING A PHONE CALL WITHIN AN HOUR OR TWO.
I'm jes sayin'...
:)
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Awesome! You've got a ghost in your cottage! Well, let's hope he's a British ghost. British ghosts are right proper and have a stiff upper lip, and all that rot....
I see ugly dead people...
:) DEAD TORTOISES AND NOW DEAD PEOPLE LOL....... :)
~Phil~ welcome welcome welcome :) - I read your blob everyday :) and I take me hat off to you for all you do.....
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PART II OF ME POST IS UP.......
oh, I totally see it Mel. No really. it's right there.
(eyes rolling)
~(((Toad)))~ it aint no ghost its 'face' :) x
~(((JBelle)))~ :( your taking the mickey right?.... are you looking at it in a dark room with NO background light and no reflection from lamps etc..... are you staring in the middle of the photo... are ya? are ya? I DONT BLEEDIN FINK SO......... gawds sake....do it proper will ya ... :)
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Open the curtains in the room ya loon! Oh, why do you kick the cats out at 5 p.m-tad early.
Damn, Doc beat me to the Marmite. I hope she'll share.
I see a black cat with its eyes closed in a room with the lights off. It also looks like the inside of my eyelids. Oh...oh...oh...now I see the face! It's...it's...the Green Hornet! Cool, I'm gonna pull up, a stool and watch the episodes I missed as a kid.
Thanks, Marmie. How do you turn up the volume?
I had a kindergarden class like your house...every animal I brought in died. The kids sure had a bit different curriculum that year.
Have a super terrific weekend Marmie.
;)
There'sothing but a black square there you daft ole bat...mutter, mutter...ok... /closing all the blinds in my office and closing door. Office staff starting to whisper amongst themselves, they do anyways. I have only one rule:No levity and no levitation. Thats one because of the ampersand. ...ok turning off lights too?
Off my chair ya bleed'en dog. Sheesh.
Hmmmm...well I'll be a pickled tadpole, there is an image there. Looks to be a fine looking lad and some lines on the right, maybe a morror? And what's all that noise in the lower left?
Fine looking lad there, Marm.
I've got some great ghost stories from my old house (1825) the one Girlface calls hers (she was born on the second floor.)
Glad you let the boys decorate the way they want. I always held the same rule; as long as I could put a coat of paint on and make it comfortable for someone else. I should send some pictures of Girlface's closet!
I'm thinking cutting out the peice of the wall and selling it on e-bay!
~(((Starr)))~ ya can only see 'face' if ya are in a dark room.... geez dont you know nuffin.......
and I DONT chuck me cats out as such...... and never at 5, blimey, Im still working til 5.30-6.00 - I LOVE me 2 cats and they come and go as they please out the cat flap, just as Janet can also now do..... :).... its probably 5 your time but bugger me and gawds sake, Im about 8 hours or so ahead of you doodles on the left of the staples...... :) x
~(((Foolie)))~ ya taking the piss again aint ya? lol .... green hornet my arse..... whoever that is lmfao... do ya mean ya really cant see it? really cant? really? sigh.... and oye not all animals are killed off before their time in this house, just most of them :) - and me minded nippers, especially Ellis LOVES Janet with a passion.... remember I am a memory maker ........ wuvley weekend wishes to you to.....Foolie I would love to send ya a jar of marmite but alas I cant just write 'Fool Alaska' on the parcel.... x
~((((Shark))))~ ROTFLMRSSO........ ok ok you to can STOP with the mickey taking .......can you really see 'face' really?
Well the free range on the walls in me lads rooms stems from me not ever being allowed so much as a poster on me walls when I lived at home.... not one single poster..... so, geeez, a lick of paint dont hurt no one, and my Toms rooms is just plastered with posters etc..... I say let them have their youth.....
Would love to see some pics of your old houses..... ya such a jammy sod sometimes lol x
LOOK FOR GAWDS SAKE....... if anyone wants a jar of heaven, just say and I will gladly, nay, proudly, nah, with honour, sent out jars :).... just let me know.... ANYONE and EVERYONE will get what they want.....
COS IM JUST MADE OF FUCKING MONEY :) that ones for PT .... ha
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I'll take a jar of heaven please. Heavy on the singing and harp playing, please.
Loon, ya needs some edcashun.Check out Danny Wallace and the Centre of the Universe. He is a Brit author. You can googly or amazonee it. Indeed it is published in Brit. After reading it you will understand that you must set your clock back to Wallace Time, in order to be in tune with the universe. It will no doubt help you learn to think in what we 'native' N. Idahoans call the 'right way.' It is 5 o 5 p.m. here and very light outside. Yer clocks are all messed up. Oh, cooking question: how much Jack Daniels do you add when cooking a wild turkey in a crock pot?
~(((Toad)))~ :) patience dear man.... You're getting an extra large jar BECAUSE your new baby will be bought up on marmite soldiers and soft dunking boiled eggs :)..... it will be my gift of culture to your new tadpole..... :)
~(((Starr)))~ wild turkeys LMFAO whatever next...stop winding me up... gobble gobble :) laffing.... I aint never crock potted a turkey, only slow roasted them.... but Mmmmmmmm turkey cooked in jack sounds yum.....
the well proper time is under each post, GMT time ;) - but I will check out that bloke tomorrow, when I wake from me dreams..... x
OK ........ I so would love to be in your time zones :( - it so aint fair....... but its a little gone midnight and his old daft cow is gonna go snuggle under me duvet, cos Im well cream crackered.......
So if someone could be so kind as to bring me breakfast in bed in the morning with a steaming hot mug of builders tea, I would be most grateful ........ nite maties, and fanks for popping in today....
Your mission this evening is to stare at 'face' until you bloody see what I see, and prove I aint no bleedin loon....... sweet dreams xx
I see 'face'.. I am freaked out by 'face' and will not be looking at 'faces' picture again... :o)
The old lady who 'lived with us' in the house we grew up in, didn't freak me out.
The fact that my dead grandmother stays close around me, and has been seen by people as well, so I know I'm not loopydeloo... doesn't freak me out either.
But that picture freaks me out. Stupid of me I suppose.
Wish I had a pic of my nan 'visiting' me .. /sigh.. god, you'd have loved her, Mel
Alright, M-Toasty, I'll back you. I'm on the home computer now...and I can make out a face. Gonna have to adjust the settings on the work front machine. Cool. And why can't you just address it as The Fool, Alaska? Oh yeah, there are those fools...
How about "The Fool?"
That doesn't make any sense, does it? Oh well...I could always delete it...but then you'd repost it, wouldn't you?
:)
I see face so much that I can't see wall. It looks like there is a wall in the background and face is three dimensional smoke.
Yes, I can see the face, but what I thought was, there's this old trick that's gone around the internet a zillion times. It starts out looking just like you face pic, and after a minute or so, this well scary face just jumps off the screen at ya, when you squintin' to see it better... good trick.
Damn, Doc beat me to the Marmite. I hope she'll share. LMAO! Same thing I was thinking.
Good of you for letting the boys fix up their rooms as they like.
okay, okay, okay. tonight I can see the face. Looks a bit ... like a slug? is that right?
(I absolutely kill myself)
questions, questions, questions, questions, questions, questions,
questions, questions, questions...
OK, Marmite the proprietor of one of my favorite political sites, and a very popular one, had a post about getting a bird table feeder:
Open thread
by John Aravosis (DC) · 3/24/2007 12:30:00 AM ET
http://americablog.blogspot.com/2007/03/open-thread_24.html
So I got a bird feeder a few weeks ago, thinking it would be kind of fun. I have it hanging from my balcony, so they don't crap all over my balcony. And, like the instructions said, it took a good 3 weeks or so for the birds to find it. This week they did. It's been non-stop fights for 4 days now. You'd think birds would be cute, sitting outside your window, eating, flying. Screeching however, and flapping at each other to knock everyone else way from their bird feeder, less cute. They've got another week to straighten out.
And people were commenting about there various bird feeder stories, and just said, here are the funniest and most real bird table stories you'll ever read, from my friend in England, and posted an excerpt and 3 links to your posts on this blog about the bird table. Getting a few chuckles already...
Heh!
~((Peanut))~ :) see, see, I aint going nuts, no matter how many think I am lol...... I have loads of spookie tales, all true :) will share maybe oneday...... and I KNOW I would of loved ya nan .... and 'face' aint scarey, but it sure as hell is a tad spookie cos it looks like my Sam....x
~(((Foolie)))~ ya can really see it :) - I well mega chufted.... hope ya not just saying it.....
Ok, posted a jar this morning, TheFoolAlaska.. sorted.....
And if YOU delete, I to will lick and stick it back with additions.... so there ;) x
~(((Susan)))~ yes yes YES :) you really CAN see 'face'...... sigh.... you have 'the gift' to :) xx
~(((Green)))~ now would I do that old trick on ya? would I? aye aye? I DONT THINK SO :)...
and cripes you shared me twaddle birdtable story LOL...... and hey, ya marmite is in the post :).... x
~(((JBelle)))~ ROTFLMRSSO!!!!! OK you so crease me up lmfao..... x
~(((Starr)))~ you have such a bad stutter there, lol....... questions? x
~((Green))~ gonna go have a butchers at the blokies site now... x
OK YOU LOT....... the gifters and the mickey takers........ I CAN SEE 'FACE' and so can me lads... you have to have the gift of something deeper..... and I must have it LOL shit I have one talent then in life.....
Just thought it was well interesting and wondered if anyone else could see what Freaked Me Knickers Off at first sighting...... x
COS IM JUST MADE OF FUCKING MONEY :) that ones for PT
LMAO!
(for the skedillionth time)
You always catch me off guard. Perfect timing, as usual.
Yes, yes, I'll share my to-be-received-Marmite (that's what you said, Marmy) because that's the way I roll. Marmite sharing, yes--man, no.
I absolutely kill myself but not anywhere near as good as Jbelle. She is the queen.
/waving to Jbelle
Hey, you. :)
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Reminds me of a Van Gogh self-portrait. Everyone still have both ears?
oh shit!
today it looks like Socrates.
(bursting into tears)
aaaahhhhhhhhhh
(running off)
~((Wendy))~ LMAO :0 girlie giggles...... loved chatting last night xxxxx ;)
~((SideNote))~ Ive been to the Van Gogh musuem in Holland, pretty cool place..... but also some well naff paintings lol..... :) x
~((JBelle))~ you aint got the 'gift' girl LMFAO..... socrates my arse...... you have to look in a dark room no lamps, right Starr? LOL .....
*Throwing me arms in the air* I GIVE UP...........
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As I recall, the exact instructions
are...look at it in a dark room with no background light and no reflection from lamps etc...you have to stare at the middle of the photo...gawds sake...do it proper will ya...:)
So "you see" it is NOT JUST a dark room.no lamps..Noooo..specifically it is a dark room WITH no background light and no reflection from lamps etec...gawd sake MToast, how do you expect anyone to see "it" if you don't give them right proper directions and not just hints?
*Throwing me legs in the air* I GIVE UP WITH YOU TWO lmfao ;)
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I see it. That would spook the crap right out of me. I've got some spooky tales, too. I prefer to think of them as 'unexplained phenomenon'. If I ever decide to tell, at least I know my Marmite girl will believe me :-)
I see the face.
I think it's Bob's Big Boy.
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